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farceargon · 6 months ago

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Oh yeah that's a pile of rocks alright!

This is Astares. Astares is 3ft tall and has the power to level half a city if it wanted to.

Fortunately for everyone in the Lands Between, Astares is also the epitome of a cartoon villain and shows up specifically to be an absolute nuisance, insult its victims and then try really hard to beat them up before fleeing the second it gets slightly worn down.

Why it keeps ranting about 'filthy lifeforms' and being 'a void-sent messiah' is beyond anyone's understanding. Frankly no one cares either when it keeps trying to kill them.

Astares serves as a little antagonist OC of mine and I love it dearly. So I wanted to finally draw it :]

#eldritch squeaking #messy machinations #elden ring #elden ring oc #BET YOU DIDNT SEE THIS COMING #elden ring oc but it's ROCKS #i have 2 actual main ocs and 3 who are part of their party. various other antagonists and meetings.#but of all of them. god i really love astares #everything everywhere in the lands between ever is just depressing and bleak and sad #i think it's much better and funnier to have an antagonist that's like elden ring's team rocket equivalent #that. that's good fun #imagine getting your all-powerful ass handed to you by what youre pretty sure is a sapient bag of marbles #in case youre wondering yes it does shout a lot. yes it does make a lot of flourishing gestures #not everything has to be doom and gloom because the og media is. fight me. i love my doofy dumbass guys

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