#i think i literally saw a meme about this yesterday i'll try to find it

[cyberspacebear]

tbh when i first listened to guide dog i was like "damn is quadeca ok?" because generally, people who are doing well mentally are not the ones invested in metaphors about dogs

[magbld]

#5 Entry

Hey! Had a busy day. I just woke up from a nap. my body hurts a lot! HAHAHA. I hope you're doing well, eating well and sleeping well and hopefully are getting over me healthily. My day went pretty good! I went skiing my old love. It was originally planed to be m, c and me ( I don't think it's fair to use their names). But C PUSSIED OUTT! WHAT THE FUCK! Me and M couldn't believe it because really? are you serious ? HAHA. so we had told him (M and I egged him on and peer pressured him to) call in to work due to an emergency. This was because he couldn't find someone to appropriately take his shift. Normal right? Not for him. Bro felt "guilty" and 'bad' for the first time calling into work in 3 years! LOL I WAS CALLING INTO WORK THE SECOND WEEK I JOINED BBW! different mind and mindsets. But we did make him do it yesterday. and so he came the driver for me and M right? It's literally 8:30 AM and we all got up to go get breakfast first. We got A&W and I got the beyond burger (it's good, you always have had good taste) and everyone else got breakfast. But Cole. fucking Cole. Got a "Power" text from the boss saying how they'll give him disciplinary actions and oh did this shiver his spine! he's like guys..... I need to go to work... and we responded with you're getting fucked. You literally pussy'd out, you're all changed up and ready to go and yet this text of getting a disciplinary scares you? The FUCK! just come bro! take the L and enjoy this beautiful day with me and M. Oh well, he couldn't do it. So me and M went to go to ski, we were nervous because we thought they'll be no snow but they did. It's artificial snow, tastes pretty yucky like tap water from old lead pipes! don't get in it in your mouth, please. God skiing was sooooooo weird to me at first. Makoto told me to just try it and not snowboard (I wanted to try snowboarding) and I just toughed it out. All these little kids zooming past me, honestly, I was cared I'd hit them! But we started easy, on the beginner slope where I fell, and fell some more. I fell a lot. LIKE ALOT! I didn't think I had a single run where I didn't fall and slide down. Falling doesn't hurt (at first) because it's pretty much you slip and slide down. It feels kind of cool honestly, like a little action movie. but he first taught me how to stop. There's two types: Pizza and hockey. Pizza is where you kick the back out and little and carve into the snow and you'll get into a lot more drag that makes you stop whilst the hockey one (I still can't do properly ) is like going to your side and grinding it to an immediate stop. It's pretty cool! Then he showed me to turn and turn, which I did. And then he said fuck it, let's go on the big slides. And I ATE SHIT ALOT LOLOLOL! I miss you. I went on the green slopes (targeted as easier) but they were still very inclined of course. I was going so fast which caused me to panic and to fall a lot, of ocrouse of which he then showed me how to carve my way down which makes me not go as fast. It's funny! he's a bad teacher! but I learned, although with a lot of falling. We skied for a while and also the messed up! they gave us practically double the amount of tickets to use and it's so funny. So now I have 20 in total in which I'll give you 10. Me and Makoto kept making these silly jokes about some memes we saw on the internet (Saiyan walk) and hitting the gritty and super dumb shit like that. I don't think you would've laughed if I did those things in front of you. You weren't much of a person who liked my dumbness in public. Oh well. And it was really fun. I felt more confident and I started to get better at carving and turning and stopping. the wind shifted and we got a whiff of like puke and shit? what the fuck? HAHA.But then we stopped as we had been there for at least 5 hours or so and were getting hungry and I was getting exhausted physically from all that falling. (I had fallen every single run I did and we did a lot of runs). Makoto was like "Bro whopper is the best burger" in which me and Cole in the morning made fun of him for it.

He was eating monkey balls and feet burgers for joy HAHA. But we went to go get it anyways after skiing. It was good. I enjoyed it and I was pretty hungry! I wish we could've gone skiing together or at least with friends. It would've been nice. But then I got home, took a nice shower and relaxed a bit. I'm learning the tabs to "Run on sentence" by Flawed mangoes, it's quite hard. But then I conked out and mimimimimimii. I've just woken up and my body hurts a lot HAHA. You'll enjoy skiing I hope! ski safe and everything. I miss you! it's been 4 days since you've been gone and yet it feels so long. I wonder what you've been up to. Okay ! I'll see you, good bye.

[day-trippin-dreamer]

first of all!! i hope you had a great sleep. let me know if you haven’t. and i wish you a good day to day. take care on your way to work or if you’ll ever stay at home atm. 💕

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i second the motion, ma’am 🤚🏻 we probably inherited our mom’s traits lol.

girl wtf yes we are!!!! i was actually on my bed that time. and dude yes he has pretty facial features + the way he talks

lmao please 🤞🏻🤞🏻 manifesting

the memes are super accurate like what is going on !!“everything is wrong with us” AHAHAHAHAHAHA I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF. everybody knows we need therapy…. like literally..

it’s okay!! no worries. whatever you’re cool with! <3

woah no sugar? you really have strong caffeine tolerance. do you prefer it bc of the the taste or is it a health issue?

yayy! that’s cool. when did you get your first tattoo?

we relate so much in so many levels god i understand your humour so much!! anyway, i would rather santa make me his sleigh so he can ride me and end my problems 😭😭 but sure thanks for the call!

aww thanks, tina! i gladly appreciate it. ngl i just finished typing my essays that time that’s why my texts sounded and looked a little formal 😐

oohhh i only had peaks from tvd on youtube. but he is pretty!!!! damon can get me tho…. and klaus.. (sometimes wanting hostile behavior from people might be a sign of mental illness 😃)

THANKS FOR THE JOEY REBLOG!!!!! AAAAAHHH also can u see the similarities here or nah?

just a little christmas greeting from chandler <3

lastly, should i put this: (⚠️HI! for tina’s followers, you can block “the joey to my chandler” tag so i wont bombard your dashboard i am sorry. and thank you!⚠️) in my next ask? lmaoo im just scared that they’ll get annoyed and im asking for ur approval!

thank you, i did!! i put up my Christmas lights before bed too and watched Bridget Jones because I couldn't after talking about it so much aksjaja 😭

i hope your day was good too!! 💗

Akxjsja i genuinely hope i didn't inherit any other of my mom's traits other than her taste in men 💀😂😂

yes, omg Slash has such a nice voice it's so soothing 😭

yes!! i follow a few infp meme accounts on Instagram because they're so accurate and funny akdjak

idk if i have a high caffeine tolerance, i just like the taste of it. One of my friends told me when you start taking your coffee without sugar, you're adulting 😭😭 so i guess that happened lol.

i got my first one after my 18th birthday 🥺 Do you want any??

lmaoo I'm glad because my humour was labeled as "constant bullying" just yesterday and I'm still thinking about that 💀💀😂😂

dude santa and ride me in one sentence gave me a totally different image aksja...... 💀💀💀 that caught me off guard 😭😭

aah, no i didn't notice!! what kind of essays? any cool topics?

most people on tvd are really pretty lmao they really picked 'em 😩 but klaus!!! yes, he's one of my favourites too 😭

A SIGN OF MENTAL ILLNESS AKSJAJA 💀💀😂😂😂 yes, yup......

aah I'm glad you saw it!! YES OMG!! Thank you for sending me that, I love it!!

alsjajaja that's one of my favourite Chandler moments 😭😭😭😭 someone did it as an incorrect gnr quote, I'll try to find it and reblog it for you!!

aah don't be scared, this is tumblr lol. i think saying it once now is enough and I'll put my answers under a cut, so we should be okay lol. but you can do whatever you want, please 🥺