#i think elly would have a fun time kinda guilt tripping elis/if over being far too caught up in nord culture 2 the point where she's not -
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eli/sef having this crush on elelelenwen is worse if u imagine her being like. wawaoo... true elven culture... a part of myself i cannae indulge in for the throne is a heavy burden... and meanwhile elen/wen is like. eating men and hunting them Purely for the Sport of it while everyone around her is that old man meme... i dont know... thats scary... the fuck...
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JXCCLZXXCJKL this is why elf elis/if x elly is better than anything .... all of the 'homeschooling' where tu/llius was pointing at pictures of the th*lmor and wagging his finger evaporating from elis/if's mind the moment she sees elly and her people. she'd legit be like "Omg i feel so loved and appreciated here it's like i found a whole family 😿" meawhile everyone at that embassy is just trying their best to not swat her like a fly 💙 elis/if's thanes fall asleep leaving her unsupervised for like 3 minutes and then stand in shock and horror realizing she left for the th*lmor headquarters next door but they're too scared to go look for her there because they think th*lmor are scary af
#ask#i think elly would have a fun time kinda guilt tripping elis/if over being far too caught up in nord culture 2 the point where she's not -#- even rly an elf anymore LMFAO she'd be like 'Damn .. i guess ur lucky they didn't shave all ur fur off and pull your fangs out :// -#and cut ur tail off too' (elis/if doesn't sleep at night after)#elly “reaching Elvenhood” seminar (her standing mouth stuffed with human innards)#every other elf: We don't claim her y'all
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