#i think both of them can have extended periods of inceldom because they can't stop thinking abt fucking each other. but yknow

[mommyashtoreth]

topic: people in this fandom who genuinely believe in innocent smol uwu bean aziraphale who's never even heard of sex are fucking idiots

I'm just saying that someone is not that much of a prissy European nerd during the 18th and 19th centuries without visiting some kind of Enlightenment Salon Of Free Thinkers that is really just a front for some nasty gay sex. Or that much of a prissy European nerd during the Renaissance. Or that much of a gayboy hanging around Roman bathhouses or whatever. What I'm saying is Aziraphale fucks. I'd even argue you see people in the show who want to fuck him. You'd be surprised how much of a gateway to sex being a mega nerd can be