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currently ill. need to project my illness onto someone else. expect sickfics if i have the energy to write any. father steve rogers here i come
#i hate getting sick so much#i take cold showers too#because my shower is broken#so now im just kinda shivering in bed#desperately clinging to the stuffed animal ive slept with every night for like four or five years#this is hell i think#i literally said yesterday that i was immune to the ao3 writer curse#and immediately afterwards got sick#what the freak is this#python333#python333 lore anyone??
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Strictly professional showering (Patreon)
#Doodles#UT#Handplates#Alphys#Gaster#''Do Monsters even have showers-'' shhhhhh. Let me have this#Lol#And to think I made this because I Actually wanted to draw him miserably taking a shower!#Probably unsurprising but this was a shower thought lol#I knew as soon as I started thinking about the differences in Snowdin vs. Hotland's temperatures and what that might do to the water-#It was too late! I had to make something about it all my doodles are secretly just a way to smuggle unrelated headcanons out lol#Pipes bursting in Snowdin probably would be a problem for at least like kitchen sinks :0 Need reinforced cold-proof pipes haha#I haven't gotten to Hotland in my current playthrough but there was also the water cooler wasn't there!#Only Waterfall convenient to take showers in lol#ANYway so distractable lol#Gaster doesn't feel even a little bad asking favours lol casually waves it away as ''It needs to be done so it's fine''#Aren't you worried about being an inconvenience! No he's not lol#And obviously Alphys doesn't mind hehe ♪#Alphys is the best because basically no matter where you drop it in the timeline she's always going to be awkward and thirsty lol#They've known each other for a few months? They've known each other for a few years? Alphys will still swing-and-a-miss lol#She's really cute heck I gotta practice her more ♫ Curves! Love drawing curves#Really what were you expecting - why would he come out before he's dressed? This isn't his house it's not like he can just wander around#He brought everything in with him that he needed! Silly#If skeletons are fluffy do you suppose they shed? Would she find skeleton fuzz on one of her towels?
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#you#...#you...#Congrats with surviving... I hope it wasn't too bad...#We had something similar last year#We live in a kind of a distant village#And our streets are connected to one heating system#And it was so cold last year that this station just broke#Me and my sister have been without water electricity and heat first day *giggle* It was funny to wear 2 complects of cloths and jacket#It was... like... -14 inside of home? *giggle*#On the second day we at least got electricity back and got a little heater (We were separated from parents so the have been calling 3#times per day XDD) We closed all doors to not let the heat outside#Since we got sick and couldn't take a shower#We were able to go to school but we looked like shit XDD#Then we were lying next 2 days like potatoes in one room with a heater... it felt awful XDD#They couldn't fix the main heating system for almost 3 days#It was... funny.... never want to experience the same again and hope you will not too
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we sang in the aeroplane over the sea tgth ☆
#27% circle line with a lovely friend of mine rail tracks screeching etc etc u know the usual. im just gonna write down memories#a few weeks ago my friend read thus spoke zarathustra by the fire to the music she was dancing it was her silhouette#against the flashlight lit up gold and royal blues and tiger's silk i tried not to fall in love with her. in bordeaux we searched#for pomegranates he sent her 300 quid by the beach she cut it open with a knife her hand covered in red we each had a taste of her work#sweet red wet the sweetest grit. too barely clothed to go into the cliffside church they painted my eyes we painted hers#8 shots of gin she screamed joyfully IT'S ALIVE! at the book she said become the child i said i feel like a monster she said i was insane#i tried to believe her. fortified wine and later a red pen crossword defiled by humidity her hair in my hands two king sized beds#pushed next to each other she took her top off she told us to watch her arms raised up the musculature on her back was precise cut from#marble we saw oceans we saw the birds take cold baths the midnight sun over a wasp-infested pool our chemicals in their bodies#gold flakes dark skin gold cross shoulders against mine drawing some form of each other on the train i didn't hesitate#to say her eyes were beautiful over and over monks at the soapshop with titanium credit cards i loved you like i loved no other#he tied his hair up and walked us into the river he held a bullet between his lips i never held his hand he said what an honour#you own too much capital your mother thinks i'm a natural i realised i haven't told my mother i loved her in years she's always been mother#never mom i'll watch you watch seaweeds this is terminal akrasia i'll feel your fingers smear perfume on my lips your girlfriend grins#bite into the straw take the shot hold my hand get it all wrong draw in the sand kiss him right stab through leather shower in chlorine#you're the determinable vicissitude is all yours we won the Game AND the Battle AND the War i'm proud of you like crazy we feed each other#saffron cliffside lovers well-fallen brothers fat cats blue windows southwest sun ALife SynBio design aXAA grow us a city in silico#we've grown to the ends of glee fire-jumper ocean-eater sure-footed lists on lists hands on eyelids не устану искать тебя#...anyway ive put my face on this blog b4 but hiii again#feel free to rb btw the rants r not personal
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Ew....
Dunno whats worse...
Shippers over and HYPER-sexualizing everything Jimin does and desperately trying to connect it to jk.
Or that the great majority of those shippers are mostly pervy, middle-aged, STRAIGHT women. Who might be married and WITH KIDS of their own, projecting their weirdo fantasies through Jimin.
#if you know you know#They don't respect him as a soloist because they're too busy fetishizing him in a made-up-self-insert-gay-fantasy#get laid Susan or better yet take a COLD SHOWER#Buy a v1brator or i dunno#But leave Jimin out of it
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showers are a much-needed step for basic self-care, but damn do they come at a cost when you're chronically ill/disabled
#anyone who tells me to take colder showers is being treated to a spa day on the sun#it takes the heat of a thousand suns to loosen up these tense muscles#also being too cold makes me pass out#also they're just uncomfy in general#hashtag HotShowersForever#chronic illness#disability#i was hoping to do it later in the day when I got more chores done but a trash bag fell on my head when hoisting it into the big dumpster#so I needed one right after#mind I was already going to change my clothes and scrub my hands and arms anyway but I Didn't Want To Exist with trash hair#so now I'm unsure if the rest of the things I need to do around the apartment are going to get done#sigh
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hate hate hate all the books/memoirs abt ppl with childhood PTSD I read they’re all like wunderkind, hyper-competent, industry defining professionals. Where’s my representation at huh? You know who really needs more visibility?is fuck ups half starving to death with a GED and a Notes app full of half-finished bad poetry
#where are my ‘stared at a wall for too many hours and now I need to take a cold shower at 4 am to get my heart rate down’ dumbass’s at???#and yes!! I get it! the ppl who write books abt it are the ones who got their shit together enough to write and email but still.#ptsd#childhood ptsd#ptsd diagnosis
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Too Much Tea
#im having one of my classic colds where my sinuses try desperately to become fully obstructed and develop Eternal Bacterial Sinusitis#and the best way to deal with it is to just keep pouring hot liquids on and/or through my face#but. it is too hot to take more than a couple hot showers a day#and i am Growing Weary of Tea#tea is fine! i have a niceish jasmine green that's heavy on the jasmine and it's not getting less pleasant over time#but i do feel. bored.#next time i get hungry i'll switch to instant ramen with extra broth but for the moment it's just Tea Forever#and because im a moron i didnt think to get lemons and i dont really want to go helpfully distribute virus to everyone in the whole foods#and/or try to keep it together while attempting to mouthbreathe through a mask and having respiratory infection suffocation flashbacks#so i will have to wait until 🌸 gets back to switch to various honey-and-lemon/tea combinations#titrated assortedly. for interest.#box opener#like this works. i can actually breath through my nose rn. it's functioning. but im bored#id like to take a half hour break from tea but i Will start choking again if i do that. so here we are
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One hour of sleep and 8750 steps later I can't feel my legs
How did the ancient Greeks go up there in their slutty little sandals and mini skirts????
#Ancient Greek posting#it was way too hot to go there today#like hellishly hot#instead of looking at the Parthenon I was fantasising about taking a cold shower#💔💔💔
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new headcanon:
leon is constantly fucking cold all the time
chris is constantly fucking hot all the time
#cuz ur hot then ur cold ur yes then ur no-#skinny opossum cat man needs to bake in the sun#meat boulder moves too much and needs a cold shower#which makes sense bcuz body mass but exagerating it is fun lol#i think my only evidence for leon not liking cold is when he became a wet rat in re6 but#the fandom in gen seems to go with it too#no likey cold cave water (realistically all that time in there could've lead to hypothermia)#take with that as you will
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random insane headcanon but i firmly believe albin takes exclusively cold showers.
#like freezing cold. or he adjusts the the knob only the slightest fraction above the coldest#when he was younger he probs just got used to it from lauchpad's student showers#but now he just like. does it. he's miserable abt it btw#he Could be using hot water but at this point it's so routine it doesnt occur to him#a hot water shower wld fix him btw. only for like 12 min but it wld fix him#he'd still be a child celebrity that fell off but that constant crinkle between his brows would relax for 12 min#and he'd come out of the shower slightly more content#until he realizes too late that he's out of clean underwear#or gets a text that he inexplicably has to work overtime at his toilet paper shift tmrw#or spills the hot chocolate sol left in his room onto his towel#then he's back to average albin patheticness levels#^^^^ all that shit still happens btw. he's just already resigned when he steps out of his cold shower#albin pembroke#also full disclosure im like a month behind on naddpod cause of ✨the depression✨#so this thought is completely independent of whatever theyve been doing recently lol#i jusr think albin would take cold showers#lmk if u disagree. pleasepleaseplease engage with me i wanr fandom friends
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Bradley's a real sunset bitch and Jake's a real sunrise ho, and nope, I won't elaborate any further.
#hangster#sereshaw#jake hangman seresin#bradley rooster bradshaw#jk sure I will#Jake loves a good sunset too especially with Bradley by his side and a cold beer and the waves hitting the shore#but the early morning is his time - he's up and halfway through a five mile run before Bradley is even conscious most days#because growing up that was almost the only time it wasn't unbearably hot for a run and it was his solace away from his loud family#and now it's just part of his routine (and Bradley being in bed all sleep rumpled and groggy and then following him into the shower doesn't#and Bradley loves a good sunset because his parents loved a good sunset#and growing up his mom would take him out to the ocean just in time for the sunset - no matter how long a day she'd had -#when she needed to feel close to his dad again#it was the last place she asked to go before she was too ill to leave the house (Bradley wrapped his arm around her waist and supported her#and now every sunset reminds him of her and his dad - but mostly the memories are happy now#and Jake helps make sure of that#Bradley has lost count of how many times Jake's sandy fingers have cupped his cheek for a sunset kiss
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i'm so fucking tired bro
#0 productivity since last thursday. my uni professors will kill me any day now#i'm gonna take a shower and either work on the regular homework or one of the translations. or die#shower and a cold crisp apple save me#i also got a. um. possible future job offer. i have to think this through very carefully but i'm too motherfucking tired!!!!!!!!
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im deceased
i hope the ac gets fixed soon i feel like i exist in a cloud of sweat and musk
#personal#esp bcus i forgot to shower yesterday andbi was sweaty yesterday too#gonna take a cold shower as soon as i can
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One of the only good things about having to return to work shortly after a major storm is that there's electricity here so I can finally charge my phone. (Also, coffee. 🙏)
#seriously how long will it take to get our electricity back? 😭#i don't want to shower in ice cold water again....#raining posts#also i hope this doesn't actually come across too congratulatory towards my job lmao
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Sickly victorian child core
#i got my fever wish#but it was too high :((#had to take a cold shower#which sucked af#kakushi diary
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