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currently ill. need to project my illness onto someone else. expect sickfics if i have the energy to write any. father steve rogers here i come
#i hate getting sick so much#i take cold showers too#because my shower is broken#so now im just kinda shivering in bed#desperately clinging to the stuffed animal ive slept with every night for like four or five years#this is hell i think#i literally said yesterday that i was immune to the ao3 writer curse#and immediately afterwards got sick#what the freak is this#python333#python333 lore anyone??
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Strictly professional showering (Patreon)
#Doodles#UT#Handplates#Alphys#Gaster#''Do Monsters even have showers-'' shhhhhh. Let me have this#Lol#And to think I made this because I Actually wanted to draw him miserably taking a shower!#Probably unsurprising but this was a shower thought lol#I knew as soon as I started thinking about the differences in Snowdin vs. Hotland's temperatures and what that might do to the water-#It was too late! I had to make something about it all my doodles are secretly just a way to smuggle unrelated headcanons out lol#Pipes bursting in Snowdin probably would be a problem for at least like kitchen sinks :0 Need reinforced cold-proof pipes haha#I haven't gotten to Hotland in my current playthrough but there was also the water cooler wasn't there!#Only Waterfall convenient to take showers in lol#ANYway so distractable lol#Gaster doesn't feel even a little bad asking favours lol casually waves it away as ''It needs to be done so it's fine''#Aren't you worried about being an inconvenience! No he's not lol#And obviously Alphys doesn't mind hehe ♪#Alphys is the best because basically no matter where you drop it in the timeline she's always going to be awkward and thirsty lol#They've known each other for a few months? They've known each other for a few years? Alphys will still swing-and-a-miss lol#She's really cute heck I gotta practice her more ♫ Curves! Love drawing curves#Really what were you expecting - why would he come out before he's dressed? This isn't his house it's not like he can just wander around#He brought everything in with him that he needed! Silly#If skeletons are fluffy do you suppose they shed? Would she find skeleton fuzz on one of her towels?
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#you#...#you...#Congrats with surviving... I hope it wasn't too bad...#We had something similar last year#We live in a kind of a distant village#And our streets are connected to one heating system#And it was so cold last year that this station just broke#Me and my sister have been without water electricity and heat first day *giggle* It was funny to wear 2 complects of cloths and jacket#It was... like... -14 inside of home? *giggle*#On the second day we at least got electricity back and got a little heater (We were separated from parents so the have been calling 3#times per day XDD) We closed all doors to not let the heat outside#Since we got sick and couldn't take a shower#We were able to go to school but we looked like shit XDD#Then we were lying next 2 days like potatoes in one room with a heater... it felt awful XDD#They couldn't fix the main heating system for almost 3 days#It was... funny.... never want to experience the same again and hope you will not too
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we sang in the aeroplane over the sea tgth ☆
#27% circle line with a lovely friend of mine rail tracks screeching etc etc u know the usual. im just gonna write down memories#a few weeks ago my friend read thus spoke zarathustra by the fire to the music she was dancing it was her silhouette#against the flashlight lit up gold and royal blues and tiger's silk i tried not to fall in love with her. in bordeaux we searched#for pomegranates he sent her 300 quid by the beach she cut it open with a knife her hand covered in red we each had a taste of her work#sweet red wet the sweetest grit. too barely clothed to go into the cliffside church they painted my eyes we painted hers#8 shots of gin she screamed joyfully IT'S ALIVE! at the book she said become the child i said i feel like a monster she said i was insane#i tried to believe her. fortified wine and later a red pen crossword defiled by humidity her hair in my hands two king sized beds#pushed next to each other she took her top off she told us to watch her arms raised up the musculature on her back was precise cut from#marble we saw oceans we saw the birds take cold baths the midnight sun over a wasp-infested pool our chemicals in their bodies#gold flakes dark skin gold cross shoulders against mine drawing some form of each other on the train i didn't hesitate#to say her eyes were beautiful over and over monks at the soapshop with titanium credit cards i loved you like i loved no other#he tied his hair up and walked us into the river he held a bullet between his lips i never held his hand he said what an honour#you own too much capital your mother thinks i'm a natural i realised i haven't told my mother i loved her in years she's always been mother#never mom i'll watch you watch seaweeds this is terminal akrasia i'll feel your fingers smear perfume on my lips your girlfriend grins#bite into the straw take the shot hold my hand get it all wrong draw in the sand kiss him right stab through leather shower in chlorine#you're the determinable vicissitude is all yours we won the Game AND the Battle AND the War i'm proud of you like crazy we feed each other#saffron cliffside lovers well-fallen brothers fat cats blue windows southwest sun ALife SynBio design aXAA grow us a city in silico#we've grown to the ends of glee fire-jumper ocean-eater sure-footed lists on lists hands on eyelids не устану искать тебя#...anyway ive put my face on this blog b4 but hiii again#feel free to rb btw the rants r not personal
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Ew....
Dunno whats worse...
Shippers over and HYPER-sexualizing everything Jimin does and desperately trying to connect it to jk.
Or that the great majority of those shippers are mostly pervy, middle-aged, STRAIGHT women. Who might be married and WITH KIDS of their own, projecting their weirdo fantasies through Jimin.
#if you know you know#They don't respect him as a soloist because they're too busy fetishizing him in a made-up-self-insert-gay-fantasy#get laid Susan or better yet take a COLD SHOWER#Buy a v1brator or i dunno#But leave Jimin out of it
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in some very good personal news though my orchids are doing amazing and one of them is going to flower VERY soon and the other is not far behind!!! i also finally repotted my smaller monstera and he is looking very happy :3
#my big monstera is named monty and the small one is monty jr lol#dorothy is going to flower soon i am VIBRATING im so excited#agatha is also doing her best since i accidentally knocked her over and she will flower soon too!#i had to move all my orchids away from the windows though cause it got COLD here like overnight and poor babies were CHILLY#i also went to home depot for soil and they had a bunch of orchids that were very sick looking for like 70% off so i got one more so now i#have five orchids total i just lsdkfjsldkfsdlkfj fi cant stop they need homes and i wanna give them one!!!!!!#if i was a rich man i would have bought all like 15 of the ones they had bc $7 for a full size orchid is INSANE#the montys got to take a shower yesterday and im leaving jungle sounds playing for them to help them feel more at home and i know that prob#sounds kind of silly but i gotta be real it has been making them look very happy#my other succulents are all still happy and green too :)#isaac clarke data log
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Too Much Tea
#im having one of my classic colds where my sinuses try desperately to become fully obstructed and develop Eternal Bacterial Sinusitis#and the best way to deal with it is to just keep pouring hot liquids on and/or through my face#but. it is too hot to take more than a couple hot showers a day#and i am Growing Weary of Tea#tea is fine! i have a niceish jasmine green that's heavy on the jasmine and it's not getting less pleasant over time#but i do feel. bored.#next time i get hungry i'll switch to instant ramen with extra broth but for the moment it's just Tea Forever#and because im a moron i didnt think to get lemons and i dont really want to go helpfully distribute virus to everyone in the whole foods#and/or try to keep it together while attempting to mouthbreathe through a mask and having respiratory infection suffocation flashbacks#so i will have to wait until 🌸 gets back to switch to various honey-and-lemon/tea combinations#titrated assortedly. for interest.#box opener#like this works. i can actually breath through my nose rn. it's functioning. but im bored#id like to take a half hour break from tea but i Will start choking again if i do that. so here we are
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One hour of sleep and 8750 steps later I can't feel my legs
How did the ancient Greeks go up there in their slutty little sandals and mini skirts????
#Ancient Greek posting#it was way too hot to go there today#like hellishly hot#instead of looking at the Parthenon I was fantasising about taking a cold shower#💔💔💔
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new headcanon:
leon is constantly fucking cold all the time
chris is constantly fucking hot all the time
#cuz ur hot then ur cold ur yes then ur no-#skinny opossum cat man needs to bake in the sun#meat boulder moves too much and needs a cold shower#which makes sense bcuz body mass but exagerating it is fun lol#i think my only evidence for leon not liking cold is when he became a wet rat in re6 but#the fandom in gen seems to go with it too#no likey cold cave water (realistically all that time in there could've lead to hypothermia)#take with that as you will
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Pea Brained Bounce House time. Was thinking about the earlier Mikey bit. Then I started thinking about Warm Coded. And then:
Raph’s got like. This thing, when you’re working out with him. He uses the cover of coaching you to stare.
It’s not until he’s got you doing chairs against the concrete wall, and you look up in pleading askance on how much longer you’ve gotta hold the position, that you finally catch the way his attention is trained on the swell of your stomach. The uncanny focus of his gaze on your thighs as the muscles start to tremble and seize up.
Raph likes to stare.
#……. hm. is this gonna be a blood orange fic?#are they gonna converge?#looks at the blurple fic I’m already planning. fuck. this might be a blood orange fic#but how would that even work?#Mikey is so much harder to set a boundary with than Leo and Donnie#and what about my head canon of Mikey sneaking into Raph’s bed during nightmares?#I could just see. raph wakes up and readers all against him all warm and cuddly#he goes for the sleepy morning action#but his hand knocks against Mikey’s shell and there’s like the awful dawning realization that his little bro is cock blocking him#cue Mikey waking up cuz you smell all warm and he wants action too#only for the same realization to have th both going >:[ at each other#raph gets up like fuck this I’ll be a good boyfriend I’ll go get breakfast. you want pastries doll? I'll get you fucking pastries#and Mikey’s like fuck that I’ll be a better boyfriend I’m gonna go make homemade juice#and then reader is like. wtf where are my cuddly buddies? Why is everyone so pissy this fine morning?#<- zero clue they are in the middle of a pissing contest#goes to take a morning shower and gets interrupted cuz Mikey doubles back#youngest sibling gotta take advantage of the older one being out and all that#I could just see him all annoyed halfway to the Kitchen before going *wtf am I doing* and backtracking to corner reader in the bathroom#raph drags reader back in his room and closes the door in mikey's face when he gets back with pastries#cuz personal space (nest) privileges and it was cold outside and damn it he's was a good boyfriend he deserves cuddle time#also he didn't get mikey any pastries#proceeds to show reader there's more than one way to enjoy a pastry#……… have to think about this one actually plot poly is hard#raccoon rambles
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random insane headcanon but i firmly believe albin takes exclusively cold showers.
#like freezing cold. or he adjusts the the knob only the slightest fraction above the coldest#when he was younger he probs just got used to it from lauchpad's student showers#but now he just like. does it. he's miserable abt it btw#he Could be using hot water but at this point it's so routine it doesnt occur to him#a hot water shower wld fix him btw. only for like 12 min but it wld fix him#he'd still be a child celebrity that fell off but that constant crinkle between his brows would relax for 12 min#and he'd come out of the shower slightly more content#until he realizes too late that he's out of clean underwear#or gets a text that he inexplicably has to work overtime at his toilet paper shift tmrw#or spills the hot chocolate sol left in his room onto his towel#then he's back to average albin patheticness levels#^^^^ all that shit still happens btw. he's just already resigned when he steps out of his cold shower#albin pembroke#also full disclosure im like a month behind on naddpod cause of ✨the depression✨#so this thought is completely independent of whatever theyve been doing recently lol#i jusr think albin would take cold showers#lmk if u disagree. pleasepleaseplease engage with me i wanr fandom friends
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Bradley's a real sunset bitch and Jake's a real sunrise ho, and nope, I won't elaborate any further.
#hangster#sereshaw#jake hangman seresin#bradley rooster bradshaw#jk sure I will#Jake loves a good sunset too especially with Bradley by his side and a cold beer and the waves hitting the shore#but the early morning is his time - he's up and halfway through a five mile run before Bradley is even conscious most days#because growing up that was almost the only time it wasn't unbearably hot for a run and it was his solace away from his loud family#and now it's just part of his routine (and Bradley being in bed all sleep rumpled and groggy and then following him into the shower doesn't#and Bradley loves a good sunset because his parents loved a good sunset#and growing up his mom would take him out to the ocean just in time for the sunset - no matter how long a day she'd had -#when she needed to feel close to his dad again#it was the last place she asked to go before she was too ill to leave the house (Bradley wrapped his arm around her waist and supported her#and now every sunset reminds him of her and his dad - but mostly the memories are happy now#and Jake helps make sure of that#Bradley has lost count of how many times Jake's sandy fingers have cupped his cheek for a sunset kiss
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#I’m doing shit in bio and nearly the entire class is failing#<- my grade rn is 70% which is passing but ifl it’s gonna keep going down#apparently it’s just bio chem that’s hard ?? idk I was hoping the lab would bring up my grade but I ended up getting 68% on it#and it dropped my grade#I mean I hope the other units are easier#I’m just really stressed about it#I like the teacher he’s really nice but idk if it’s his problem or our problem that everyone’s doing bad bc it’s not just me#I don’t even want to go to the uni which needed bio as a prerequisite anymore#but I can’t drop it bc I need another credit#and it’s too late to switch classes#:(#I’m worried my grade will affect my entrance scholarship bc I need to keep my average above a certain number#also there is no hot water in my building so I have to take cold showers until they fix it#and that’s really pissing me off#okay that’s all for my venting
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im deceased
i hope the ac gets fixed soon i feel like i exist in a cloud of sweat and musk
#personal#esp bcus i forgot to shower yesterday andbi was sweaty yesterday too#gonna take a cold shower as soon as i can
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One of the only good things about having to return to work shortly after a major storm is that there's electricity here so I can finally charge my phone. (Also, coffee. 🙏)
#seriously how long will it take to get our electricity back? 😭#i don't want to shower in ice cold water again....#raining posts#also i hope this doesn't actually come across too congratulatory towards my job lmao
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Sickly victorian child core
#i got my fever wish#but it was too high :((#had to take a cold shower#which sucked af#kakushi diary
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