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WHERE IS HE D:
(sorry for deleting and posting this again 🙇♂️🙇♂️ one tiny insignificant thing was bothering me and when I edited it it wouldn't show on reblogs and that kinda made me go 😠😠😠)
#HARRY NO#CROWLEY THIS ISNT FUNNY#CROWLEYYYYYYYY#this was hilarious in my head#it's even more hilarious now#don't worry Harry is safe#Crowley is just simply in the mood for giving his angel a teensy weensy heart attack#or maybe he's just processing the question#maybe he's trying to locate the rabbit by using his ✨snaky sense✨#nahhh he knows where the rabbit is he's just messing around#(he had to watch Aziraphale practice his amazing magic tricks for the entire week leading up to this)#(can you blame him for doing some ✨magic tricks✨ of his own)#(he's a fast learner okay)#(he sure can make rabbits disappear)#(THE RABBIT IS FINE I SWEAR)#(YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME)#(WHEN HAVE I EVER LIED TO YOU)#(AM I NOT TRUSTWORTHY GUYS?????)#Crowley what do you mean “blelele”#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable idiots#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#harry the rabbit
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So awhile back I drew Sun Wukong as Zorro so I just had to go back and add Elena…..
#GUYS THIS ISNT SHIP ART I SWEAR THEIR SILLY!!!!#“that’s a man?#he would ask that man TRUST ME#lmk#lmk wukong#lmk six eared macaque#lmk fanart#lmk sun wukong#lmk monkey king#lmk macaque#zorro#Zorro and Elena#Zorro Elena#Elena
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really do not think people understand the extent to which palestinian sites/landmarks (especially muslim ones) were destroyed, beginning in 1948 until now, even in cities. the oldest extant mosque in jaffa (al-bahr mosque) was built in 1675, even though islam came there in the 7th century
#not to mention that many mosques that /were/ restored but are in 'jewish areas' r heavily guarded & prayer is hardly if ever allowed#to anyone thinking ''you can say the same thing abt jewish sites in mena countries''. you can't have one repaired w/o the other#and ultimately the root of the problem is both the colonization of palestine + antisemitism. advocating for palestine + against#antisemitism are far from mutually exclusive#(and for the love of god please stop using mena jews as a political gotcha i swear to god#and it's not like a regime that forced everyone to integrate into the ''new jewish'' culture is any less genocidal)#as someone who comes from one of the jewish groups who was affected by that to arguably one of the highest degrees & who's also a staunch#antizionist even i know that. politics re: cultural site preservation are stupid but that doesn't make it any less stomach-wrenching#it really is just Luck. al-bahr mosque just so Happens to be in a ''mixed city'' so destroying it'd be a ''bad look''#the tomb of nahum just so Happens to be in an autonomous kurdish territory so restoring it isnt as big a deal#and then people have the gall to wonder how i could ever ever ever sympathize with those ''savage arabs''. seriously??#btw im muting notificaions on this post so if you have a problem with me just dm me or block me whatever idc
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ctimene and odysseus according to eury probably
#epic ctimene#epic the musical#epic odysseus#uhhh#eurymene#epic eurylochus#he loves his wife guys#but erm#ctimene should leave him and marry me instead#very lazy#doodle#authentic ody drawn authentically with my authentic left hand#real men see eachother as scraggly creachure#guys ill get back on the hermes grind soon i swear#but i need to draw pretty ladies first#him and his cake gotta wait#this isnt actually eurymene since he isnt in the#drawing#but uuhhhhhhn im tagging it for clout sry chat
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blackbonnet tomfoolery i almost forgot about
#my art tag#fanart#ofmd#ofmd art#our flag means death#our flag means fanart#our flag means gay#blackbonnet#edstede#stedeward#blackbeard#stede bonnet#edward teach#i have a disease that makes me draw eds tats as accurately as possible even in shitty doodles#this isnt even a flex how do i make it stop???#like the left arm makes me frustrated sfm#i swear if we won’t get more references in s2
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it's been 8 years and she's still down bad for her neighbor (who wouldn't)
and so there she is: Step 3 Athena! 🌙✨
Step 1 & Step 2 here
(Infos about Athena in every steps except 4 below if you're interested)
(watch out it's long.)
Step 1 -
At 10, Athena is a very curious girl, somewhat nosey and a bit clumsy (main reason why she often has bandages). She likes puzzles, creepy stuff and drawing (but nothing that serious about that hobby yet). While she isn't very shy, she's still uneasy around people she doesn't know and moving to a new town isn't helping. She has trouble accepting changes, and this whole situation is a way too big change.
Athena is very close to her mom during step 1. Unfortunately for her, she doesn't really look like her that much and she's kind of bothered by that, especially because the person she obviously looks like, her "dad", isn't there. Not having a dad isn't really a huge problem for her, but Athena fears a little bit people's opinion on that subject: "Is it weird that I don't have a dad...?".
She's feeling sad and scared about moving out, as she has to get used to a completely different world (in her eyes). "At least I have my mom", she thinks. But if moving in Golden Grove was scary at first, meeting Qiu and Tamarack was a huge help for Athena to feel included.
She thinks Qiu, aka "Autumn", is funny but also a huge show-off, haha. She LOVES to tease Qiu. But Athena's also genuinely worried about Qiu sometimes, because that kid is a huge people-pleaser.
When it comes to Tamarack, man... Athena totally puts this girl on a pedestal. She thinks Tamarack is amazing and pretty. And should Tamarack say anything positive about Athena, you can be certain the latter will go crazy internally. At 10, Athena doesn't realize she actually has a huge crush on Tamarack yet, though.
Step 2 -
At 14, Athena became a sort of troublemaker, she barely cares about rules. She's not mean but she grew to be more blunt and direct than she was as a 10-year-old, this and her current appearance make her seem unapproachable. However she kept her soft side, a side that she ironically doesn't even keep that much hidden but that you still have to deserve. If at 10 she would often have bandages because of her clumsiness, at 14, it's mostly because she's reckless. Some things that remained are her love for puzzles, creepy stuff and drawing, in fact, she started to get interested in visual arts.
In fact, the tough side of her personality grew when her first group friends with Qiu and Tamarack slowly fell apart. She couldn't do anything to prevent that from happening, so she felt like she had to toughen up. But to be honest, she's becoming tired of being the sole link between them, she's barely trying to now. Maybe Qiu and Tamarack won't become friends again. She has to accept it... but maybe Athena still has troubles accepting changes, no matter how old she is, after all.
Despite all that, Athena still treats both of them nicely. She still teases Qiu whenever she can (watch out Athena, the teasing could backfire on you). Her worries about them are still present too, but for different reasons than in step 1. Even 4 years later, Athena still retrieve Qiu's lost papers because they would NOT do it themselves. No matter what, Autumn remains her dear friend and the feeling is mutual.
Tamarack, aka "Tam", is her best friend! ... and the girl she has a crush on, Athena realized it now. Athena doesn't know if Tam feels the same way or not, though. Athena still thinks Tamarack is the most amazing and most talented person out there, she wishes Tam could see it too. She's highly worried about Tamarack potentially leaving Golden Grove at any moment but she tries to hide it from Tamarack. "Tam probably has enough of people walking on eggshells with her", she thinks. Athena dislikes Tamarack's parents for not only never being there for their daughter but also for making her situation so uncertain, only for their own interests (in her eyes).
Another feeling started to grow: jealousy. Athena will feel jealous of anyone who seems a bit too close to Tamarack. Does she think she's no match for Tamarack? Yes. Does that stop her from being jealous? No. She knows she has no right to be, Tamarack is a wonderful girl, it's impossible not to like her, but she can't help it.
Athena grew to be even more bothered by her lack of resemblance with her mother. Some times before turning 14, she started to dye her hair cranberry, just like her mom's hair color (let's say Opal didn't really like to see that her daughter started dyeing her hair at her young age, reaction Athena didn't appreciate, all she wanted was to look like her mom, what's the problem?). Ironically, while Athena wishes so hard to look like her mom, her relationship with her became somewhat strained. As if resembling a completely unknown guy wasn't enough. Living his best life nowhere to be found, uh? Resentment is the word here. Never towards her mom, even if their relationship is not that good at this point, but towards this guy who gave her his physical traits she never wanted and started to despise.
At least she became used to live in Golden Grove.
Step 3 -
At 18, Athena is not the rough troublemaker that she was at 14 anymore. Now she's more like a silly prankster, seemingly always up to something more stupid than before, although she remains reckless and blunt (but less on purpose and more out of habit). Of course, her interest in visual arts remained intact. Her liking for creepy stuff turned into a huge love for horror and its aesthetic.
Her relationship with her mom is getting better than it was 4 years ago. Athena grew out of the resentment she had for her "dad" during step 2 and learned to accept she may not look that much like her mom, but that it doesn't cancel the fact she's Opal's daughter no matter how she looks. Plus "some bits of [Opal] did end up in [her]" after all, right?
Athena's relationship with Autumn is what you could describe as "siblings by hearts", Athena does consider them as the sibling she never had.
Athena and Tamarack are still officially "besties for life", but little do they know that they both ended up falling in love with each other, plain and simple.
Her jealousy and resentment did tone down, but when she thinks back to her 14-year-old self, she feels bad, so bad. For being jealous of Tamarack's friends, for being resentful of a random donor and basically making many things about herself. "Man, I was such a prick. And for what?".
If when she was 14, Athena felt like she was no match for Tamarack because she put Tam on a pedestal, at 18, she now thinks she's simply not good enough as a person for Tamarack. She kind of "accepted" that if Tamarack only wants to be friends, then it's fine, she cannot force Tam to love her back. It's silly to think someone like her could be extra-special in Tam's heart anyway (girl if you knew.), it's nice enough to be her best friend.
Between step 2 and 3, Athena managed to put a label on herself: she's lesbian.
#I hope her story isn't too wacky or simply poorly written aha#also I hope there isnt any typo I havent seen#some parts sound like I was writing a fic from Athena's POV lmao#english is not my first language can you tell#tbh with y'all I didn't really want to add the jealousy option in my story at first#but it grew on me when I remembered the *MC* could be jealous too and realized it could add depth to Athena's character#she can and will be a cringe and petty teenager#I'm not even sure all my little story about Athena feeling like the worst piece of shit ever for her behavior during step 2#could be even mentionned in the final game but I'll keep it as is until further notice#I admit I want to stick to canon as much as possible but I'll treat myself on this one#“siblings by hearts” really feels like I'm taking the “family” status too literally but I swear I'm not#about Tam and Athena I like when the slowburn is slowing hard#and when they're too stupid for this world#our life now and forever#olnf#tamarack baumann#qiu lin#olnf mc#athena suzuki#my drawing
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having files with 200+ layers is unhinged behavior, btw. you should see a professional or something
(i cannot stress how much i’m joking rn but it IS a lil weird)
DONT MOST PPL DO THAT??? LIKE DOESNT
doesn't it get annoying having to make all those new canvases?!
This needs to be settled diplomatically
#poll#tumblr polls#art#art poll#I SWEAR I SAW A POST ONCE WHERE SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABT HAVING LIKE 600 LAYERS#IT ISNT JUST ME
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feeds your narilamb yuri juice
dude i have great news about my regular narilamb
#theyre both so genderweird that if you put a lesbien flag behind them theyre lesbiens and if u put a gay one then theyre gay#cult of the lamb#cotl#narilamb#ask#my art#i swear i swear im 100 percent genuine when i say this isnt at anyone or vaguing and i love all the fem designs i see theyre so pretty#but giving them dresses and bigger hair and saying theyre girls now gives me bad gender vibes for myself and i cant bring myself to#i dont like the harsh divide between gender and i try to avoid it for my own stuff if i can cause i dont prefer it#again everyone has their own interpretation and i swear i dont dislike it for other peoples but for my personal interpretation-#-i just dont like the vibes of Theyre Girls Now bc i didnt hc narinder as really a man before and lamb is lamb yk?
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Hello tumblr folks sab tried to learn how to draw cats (failed) to share her cat skk design headcanons witj yall
(under the cut muah)
PM Catzai:
-burnt black, short and rough fur (seems like it's dirty and unhealthy...?)
-wrinkled whiskers
-very skinny
ADA Catzai: (god i need to redraw that one he looks atrocious)
-lighter, brown fur (sun bleached, tho there are still some dark parts)
-fluffier, longer fur (is bro a bit healthier??), tho it constantly looks disheveled from jumping into riversband stuff (stupid wet cat)
-long legzz
-not as skinny as PM version
-no more wrinkled whiskers
'15' Catchuu:
-ginger cat yeah
-very fluffy but disheveled
-short legs, tho has unnaturally big paws (have yall seen baby lynx stompers) (something similar)
-big ears just because (smh they make him look bigger)
-has that sheep wristband
'22' Catchuu: (this one also will need a redesign ig bc currently bro looks like a fox trying to be a cat)
-didn't grow much oofie
-got a bit fluffier, tho now his fur is kept brushed and tidy
-fur started turning black in some parts (seems like it's getting darker each year for some reason)
-has a collar
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd chuuya#chuuya nakahara#bsd dazai#dazai osamu#skk#soukoku#sab posting#i swear if anyone calls me a furry for drawing a comic looking cat i will jump#cats r really fun to draw (besides the head part))#black cats can get sun bleached so ehe#and orange cats can start growing black fur for some reason (tho ig not as much as i used in the design but)#u get the idea#this isnt realistic either way#not calling catchuu pm or sheep versions bc welp this guy would change designs one way or another every damn year#i should probably make catchuu less orange this thing hurts my eyes
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Venture overwatch but make it that one Luffy onepiece screenshot, ya know, normal
#another support main has fallen thanks to this silly nb#that support main is me#art#artists on tumblr#my art#digital art#overwatch 2#overwatch#overwatch fanart#venture ow2#venture#venture overwatch#ow2#ow2 fanart#ow2 venture#shitpost#meme#when did this game rot my mind like this#i swear this isnt just a venture fanaccount ive got other stuff#theyre just spinning in my brain rn#get it? spinning? cuz of the drill? im a comedic genius#undescribed
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so many times in fics ive seen people describe mike giving will awestruck eyes while he's just laughing about something, and i think thats really neat!
#stranger things#stranger things fanart#byler#mike wheeler#st mike wheeler#will byers#byler fanart#mike wheeler stranger things#st mike#st will#im sorry that its not comics or something i swear im just like. doing my best#was debating about posting the other two but a friend convinced me to keep em so i hope you guys dont mind that#im so indecisive on how i draw noses and thats mainly cause it never looks right#hope this isnt completely shit im trying my best#if no one enjoys this ill probably delete it and thats a-okay!
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JohanNorth are so funny to me because North couldn't care less. Sure, North is bothered about the debt but weirdly that isn't the most concerning thing about this situation. What do you mean the most rich possessive man has been lusting/crushing/yearning since high school after the most average sweaty gamer gremlin, so when rich man gets his chance to make a move he traps his crush in financial debt then gets offended when his crush works three jobs to pay back the debt and drags his crush to his penthouse to train him to be a househusband, cups of coffee and all, to the point they are kind of codependent?
#this is all /pos#north and kim from unforgotten night sit at the same table#but at least one was a mafia show i thought i was watching a university boys love-#thank gods this isnt omegaverse or i swear north would be pregnant by now#not even with twins or triplets straight up quadruplets#i dont even know where i am going with this#they make me eat the drywall /positive#johannorth#fourever you#fourever you project
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unemployment has been going great why do you ask
warrior cats x rottmnt
#violetblaze is fascinated with twolegs and their things and everyone else lowkey thinks hes crazy#“no i swear! i really think i could tame a monster! imagine the power we could wield!”#“uh huh sure violetblaze........... good luck with that....”#he and bluedrop are some of the best hunters/trackers in the clan#meanwhile redfire and orangepop are fucking terrors on the battlefield#jfc#rottmnt#rottmnt au#warrior cats#tmnt#tmnt 2018#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#theres demand for this right#right#totally#im not crazy#this isnt an insane thing for me to do
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"What do I do, scale the wall and enter her window?" rhaenicent Romeo and Juliet AU when??????
#//spoilers#rhaenyra disguising herself as a septa to reunite with alicent makes me feel insane#gay nuns ...????#AAAAAHHHHH WHY CANT THEY BE CANON 😭😭😭#in another life i wouldve liked to pray in the sept with you and then go back to the red keep and rule together 😔#isnt there a scene of them kneeling together in the sept in s1 as young girls?#i cannot wait for the inevitable gifsets.....#'i swear this to you on the name of my mother' i feel like ive read fics w that exact line#ughhhhhhhhhh it kills me they cant let go of the love they have for each other but at the same time cant forgive each other#god the realization at the end of the sept scene that all of this is built on a misunderstanding#and they both know it 😔😔#but maybe now that unfortunately means they can leave their love for each other in the past :((((((#rhaenicent#hotd#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon#house of the dragon spoilers
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headcanon diavolo and lucifer shared a notebook? google docs? where they write all the dad jokes they've heard or made for each other to read. like diavolo just doing his paperworks and he suddenly thinks of this dad joke and he just wants to immediately share it with lucifer. well maybe they mostly exchange them through text and messages but lucifer wants to save them so they can have a look again sometimes so he writes all the jokes in a notebook or a ggl docs which only him and diavolo can access it will be their little secret no barbatos involved whatsoever
something i know is they make the best and the worst dad joke ever
#obey me#obey me nightbringer#obey me headcanon#obey me lucifer#obey me diavolo#oh isnt that romantic#sharing dad joke is their love language i swear#dialuci#obey me dialuci
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i always just say "morning" instead of "good morning". because if it were a good morning, i'd be fishing
#i swear im drawing more stuff that isnt just this au#but i saw the picture of casey frey looking into an aquarium and i blacked out#terrified of that man btw. he puts the fear of god in me and i cant explain why#borderlands#tales from the borderlands#borderlands the pre sequel#timothy lawrence#rhys strongfork#rhysothy#fanart#merman au
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