#i still can't stop laughing picturing the 'sneeze' scene

[hooked-on-elvis]

What's with the "GODAMN IT! I need to sneeze and I can't do it..." Elvis quote in Lisa's book that's so funny but at the same time gets me so worried with Elvis? Was he really just the dramatic person we know he was or was something serious going on? Did you get it?

I think E was just being dramatic there (?!) Like... E could be so dramatic over things it's crazy! It doesn't matter if they were huge things or small... it sounds like as if to him everything was either tremendously marvelous, magical and bright or it got him to react like "the world is ending" type of way. We all know someone who's just like this, I believe. lol. Okay, now I'll start to ramble a bit but bear with me.

For example, there's this little story I've read recently in Peter Guralnick's book about the 1969 death threats Elvis received in Las Vegas during an engagement at the International Hotel. Peter wrote in his book, according to Elvis' friends recollections, that EP cried as he hugged his friends and family before going onstage that certain evening after knowing about the threats... He was positive he would die that very evening so he said goodbye to people (and he wasn't wrong about doing so because how could he know, right?) Thanks God, when the thing turned out to be just a really mean joke, a hoax to get money from him, one of Elvis' friends while recalled his reaction after finishing the show and stepping out of the stage as "It was strange... Elvis looked like he was upset he didn't got shot." I laughed so hard reading this! That, of course, is a much more serious issue than a simple sneeze but it sounds like Elvis felt everything so intensely it's kinda scary and hilarious at the same time. He sounds like one of those emotionally charged people who feel too much of everything - even tho he would not show it if he could avoid doing so. I think that is the best and the worst personality trait one can have, to be honest, because while those people are in a cheerful mood they are the best people to be around, very contagious, the life of the party and so on, but when they get moody they can look quite menacing to the people around them at times or pose as a threat to themselves in some ways. I think the Pisces in Elvis' astrological chart is responsible for this trait in his personality, the so called "drama." He had the Moon in Pisces. If you believe in Astrology, I think you'll feel interested to learn a little bit more about the personality of individuals born with the Moon under the Pisces influence. I personally think the most visible traits in Elvis' personality regarding his personal life can be explained, or a little bit more understood, if we read a bit about his Pisces Moon. I think it's what helped the external influence E had while growing up to mold him into the lovely, compassionate, deep thinker and generous person we love. Not all is about Astrology concerning human behaviors and personalities, I think, but it's one more way trying to understand Elvis' mentality, soul and heart. If you'd like to read about the Moon in Pisces, HERE, I think this website may be helpful.

[sturniolotrip-samandcolby-lover]

Chris sturniolo fanfiction -first time

Smut 18+ no minors beyond this point thanks .

Word count 2k

Summary -you stay with the triplets as the house is infected with COVID ,while you spend all day every day with your boyfriend and important event happens .

Warnings - smut , mentions of COVID, honest first time experience, mentions of blood,oral sex female recieving, penetrative sex chris X reader.small age gap (20 and reader being 22)

No y/n

Not proof read

If I've misses anything please let me know

Well my trip to see my boyfriend and his brothers didn't go the way we expected .Nick , Chris and Matt went to do their weekly car video and poor nick coughing like no tomorrow I stayed at their house catching up on sleep .I was woken up when they returned at 2:30 am hearing nick telling his younger brothers how bad his throat feels .I hear Chris suggest "why don't you do a COVID test , you know just incase ?" I heard nick snigger with him believing that he couldn't possibly have COVID .

5 minutes later all I heard for a chorus of the 3 of them all saying shit , I jumped to the conclusion that nick had received a positive result ....I knew then that Chris and I would be spending alot of time alone all of a sudden .I was brought of of my sleep daze when my perfect boyfriend walked into the room with a COVID test in his hand , he was surprised to see I was already sat up in bed awaiting for him .

" Bad news nicks got COVID , Matt has tested negative and so have I but we're all going to stay in our rooms to stop it spreading , I'm gonna need you to take a test too .Even if it's positive you can stay with me baby " he said the last part so sweetly knowing i have a fear of sick and illness.

I do the test finishing it with a sneeze as Chris gets ready for bed .We wait 3 minutes to see that I'm negative too , Chris sends a quick message to his brothers telling him the news .

We both settle down in the covers while we put on a film , Chris lets me pick it this time knowing that I will most likely fall asleep early into it meaning he can change it over shortly.I pick the film 'after' , we're half way through the film and as the characters finish at the wedding they return home and begin to have sex with it being the girls first time and the guy having experience .I shift uncomfortably as I imagine myself and Chris being in the same situation with me still being a virgin and Chris having experience.I was very open with him about this when we started dating , he has always been understanding about it and never rushed me .

Chris notices my sudden shift as I press my thighs together, I then start yawning more frequently my sudden awakening earlier now catching up to me ."shall we go sleep now love" I hear Chris whisper to me assuming that his brothers was asleep already ."ye-" I begin to respond yes when I'm cut out by yet another yawn .He laughs at this and begins pulling me into him so I can lay my head on his chest as he aims to hold me until i fall asleep .

We're silent for 5 minutes,I can't get the picture of Chris and I being in the position of the characters out of my head .I assume Chris has fell asleep as I'm caught up in my own thoughts to notice how his soft snores haven't started yet.

"Baby I noticed earlier when the film was on how you was when the sex scene came on, what's on your mind?" His soft voice brought me out of my train of thought.I frozen trying to think quickly of what to say feeling all of a sudden very embarrassed at his mention.I stay silent "it's nothing to be embarrassed about babe just tell me and we can talk it through and see what can be done " he says comfortingly.

I take a deep breath and a quick pause "okay ...well it's been playing on my mind recently ..." He hums in response, I pause again "just say it baby " he whispers as he stroke my hair trying his best to comfort me ."I've been thinking about us having sex , im ready i swear im just scared" i waffle onto him .

He pauses for a second " why didn't you tell me love,we can do it whenever you're ready , I'm going to be honest it's not going to be like the films it could be painful, there could be blood .I've looked it up but it'll be okay baby , I'll make it as comfortable as possible for you baby I swear I'll take care of you "

As each words fall out of his mouth I couldn't fall more in love with him , I have no response to him i just lean up and give him a passionately kiss ."i love you " i whisper to him , he responds with a simple "i love you too " he looks so beautiful as his skin is lightened up by his red led strip lights around his bed .

I decided in that moment that I wanted to be with him , connected to him in anyway I can .I show him this with yet another passionate kiss , "are you sure you want this baby?" He asks concern in his eye."I'm 1000% sure I want to be with you in every way right now " I respond.He shifts from under me leaving with a quick kiss and he goes to the bathroom, he returns with a towel and some little tea lights that he had already lit and had placed on either side of the bed as he lays the towel in the middle of the bed over the sheet and he returns back to the bed I move onto the towel allowing space for Chris to get back on the bed , he kisses me with more passionate as he moves on top of me I naturally open my legs so that they can rest on his hips and he can lay between my legs .

The kissing continues with more passion as I grab at his shirt , he takes my hint and takes it off he quickly returns a quick kiss to my lips .His finger tips brush slightly against my waist just in my shirt ." Take it off ... please" I whisper against his lips .He pulls back and takes my oversized shirt off , I'm left in just my underwear feeling exposed I quickly reach to cover my chest but I'm stopped by Chris's fingers drawing shapes on my hands "don't do that baby , you're beautiful"

He says admiring me .

I remove my hands as he kisses down my neck , he looks up at me quickly " just say the word girly and I'll stop"I nod my head quickly in anticipation on waiting for what is about to happen I've thought about it so much but to actually be in it now feels surreal.

He leaves sweet kissed down my neck and to my breasts , the kisses so light they tickle against my skin .He reaches my nipple and takes it in his mouth as soon as he has it I'm over taken by pleasure I never thought was possible.With his hand massaging my other breast he continues to swap between each breast and nipple .

His free hand subconsciously finds it's way to the hem line of my underwear he feels me tense up lightly surprised by the roughness of his fingers .

"Sorry" he replies quickly , I shake my head ."take them off please" I say to him , he looks me in the eyes looking for a change of my mind .He removes them so quickly and throws them to the floor he looks down "so beautiful" he whispers to himself I blush at his comment.

He starts to kiss down my stomach going over my stomach and kissing my hip bones .I already know that the site of him I'm soaked and by the smile on his face , he knows too .

"Can I " he asks I nod my head in response " I need to hear you use your words princess" he says against my hips."yes" I respond blushing at his new nickname for me .As soon as the word falls out of mouth his mouth is wrapped around my bud and when his mouth isn't sucking on my sensitive nub , his tongue is running up and down my slit collecting any wetness my body has created .Im a moaning mess and glad to know that his brothers bedrooms are on a different level.

After endless minutes of pleasure purely by Chris's mouth he looks at me "I'm gonna use my finger , is that okay baby" he asks I return a breathy "yes" in response.Again as soon as the word falls out of my my his pushes one of his slender fingers into my heat , he continues thrusting his digit into me and the slight uncomfortable feeling is overwhelmed by the immense pleasure I feel building in my stomach and his tongue works just as fast in my clothes as his finger is with my heat .

I pull his hair and feel him moan against my heat cause my orgasm to rip through my body I'm a moaning , shaking mess and Chris continues to ride me through my orgasm .I open my eyes to see him hovering over me ,his lips wet with what's left over of my orgasm.

I noticed the tent that's in his boxers nerves and excitement ripping through my body just like the orgasm beforehand .I reach down to pull them down and his size springs up and slaps him on his stomach ."are you ready baby you can still say no" he says concern evident in his voice ."yes im ready" I whisper with a kiss he quickly leans over to open a condom wrapper .The more I look at his member the bigger it seems to grow by the second , he rolls it down his cock and lines it up with my entrance .With one look again to ask consent i nod my head and rest my hands on his broad shoulders .

As soon as he pushes in the instance stretch and pain shoots through me , my grip tightens on his shoulders and my eyes closed with my face contorting in pain ."breathe through it baby just breathe" he kisses my lips so sweetly until I nod to him so he can move , he starting thrusting in and out of me as the pain quickly becomes pleasure im moaning into Chris's mouth and he does the same to me .In minutes he's thrusting into me at a inhumane speed , he quickly rubs circles on my clit .His lips so close to mine he moans "cum for me baby , on 3 we cum together" he suggest to me , I nod my head .

"1.......2........3" he whispers and we're both moaning messes and I fell myself come undone yet again around his cock and I feel him filling up the condom inside of me .We both open our eyes , still connected and he kisses me as he pulls out leaving me wincing at the slight pain it causes.

We spend minutes naked , catching our breath in comfortable silence ."we should go and cleaned up baby" he breaks the silence as he takes the condom off and places it in the bin .

He picks me up bridal style , both naked and carries me to his bathroom.He leaves me to go toilet and the instant burn is beyond uncomfortable, he returns back with a pair of his jogging bottoms and a sports bra of mine , he brings me fresh underwear and pulls out a sanitary pad .

He hands it to me getting down to my eye level " how you feeling baby" he asks "sore I say but so happy , what's that for" I ask nodding to the pad ." You bleed abit babe" he says with sorry in his eyes .I go red in embarrassment " it's perfectly normal baby just pop this on and we can go cuddle and sleep " I obliged and once I'm done he carries me again bridal style back to bed .

We get comfy again "I'm so proud of you baby , I love you so much" he whispers to me as I drift to sleep in his hair .

This took forever guys but I hope you like it , please like comment and follow if you can

Xoxo hj

[ffsg0jo]

- a o t g i r l s a s c o u p l e p i c s -

modern au aot x fem reader [mikasa,, sasha,, annie,, pieck]

WARNINGS: food, babies, mildly suggestive, ive tried not to include any specific appearance, but it was kind of unavoidable so please do excuse me for that -- masterlist

a/n: i got inspiration/ this idea from @laiiiin with their kny boys as couple pics post, so please do check them out!! their account is beautiful and they're such a talented human <33

MIKASA :

love my goth girl mika sm. such an iconic couple you two are. she's very reserved when it comes to showing her love for you. not too big on pda. she doesn't mind holding your hand and stuff, but things like kissing and cuddling she'd much rather do it in the privacy and comforts of your own homes. that pic of a girl laying down in bed with another girl on top of her doing her makeup is how i see you and mikasa. sis be gripping your hips while you're focusing on her eyeliner and armin would walk into mika's room and just stop in his tracks, seeing you on top of mika, who's rubbing up and down your hips while you're trying to focus on her eyeliner, and just walk out while closing the door behind him. shit's intense and has armin blushing like mad.

ANNIE :

i feel like annie is a more lowkey partner. you both love eachother as much as any other couple but you choose to love privately and sincerely. that doesn't mean you don't have fun in public though. the two of you are so lost in your own little world, you silently laughing and annie with a smirk on her face as you struggle to tell her your joke without bursting into full blown laughter. people walking past you can't help but smile watching you two as well; you look so happy together. you were once hanging out on campus, annie smiling at you going in to slowly kiss her when all of a sudden a shocked eren arrives at the scene, gasping loudly and disturbing you. he immediately takes pictures of you two and runs away and later shares it on the gc captioned 'OMGG ANNIE CAN SMILE?!?!?' he got beat by annie the next day ;-;

SASHA :

sasha is literally a best friend and a lover mixed together into one person. there's never a dull moment with her. your entire relationship is basically doing stupid shit together and getting high off of the adrenaline. your relationship with sasha is one full of laughter and giggles and most importantly, food!! most often than not you're joined by both connie and jean, who you don't mind tagging along, occasionally. they're both great fun and the 4 of you make an epic quad. yours and sasha's go to is an all you can eat buffet in which sasha once snorted an entire bowl of ramen, through her nose. you still have the video saved on your phone and my god did it go viral when you posted it. to this day sasha still sometimes sneezes out a long piece of noodle.

PIECK :

being with pieck is literally going on multiple picnic dates, just to lay down on the soft green grass and cuddle, while occasionally feeding eachother berries or fruits. kids in the play area see you two and wish that they just join you and cuddle with you because you look so warm and inviting together. teens in the park walk past you guys trying to contain their 'aww's and 'so cuuuttteeee's because they wish they had what you and pieck had. there was a time when you two had sat down, after setting everything up and a little toddler crawled onto your blanket with their parent running after them. it places itself onto your lap and you couldn't help but gush over how adorable the baby was and pieck was gushing over how cute you were.

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[yumbees]

NEW SERIES PREMIERS

Telling their pronouns!

Abuela: *death stare* "take a guess". (she respects all pronouns she just doesn't understand why anyone would ask her)

Felix: "He him!" but you can hear the smile

Julieta: "She. Did you eat enough for lunch? You look hungry."

Pepa: "She. Why? Is something wrong?" Clouds form. she's suspicious.

Bruno: "I live with rats."

Agustin: "He/him" but he pronounces the slash

Isabela: "Gorgeous. But she."

Dolores: "The question isn't mine, it's yours. There's something you haven't told anyone yet but your parents will be supportive I promise"

Luisa: "she her" but it's so weird cause every time she says that she sneezes and everyone is so confused but really it just happened the first two times and she thought it was so funny she fakes it now

Camilo: *laughs really hard for a really long time*

Mirabel: "She and they. What's your hip size?" She's making you a dress

Antonio: "He. Ask me again in ten years."

To seeing the mona lisa

Abuela: "Beautiful." she buys a poster of it from the gift shop

Felix: "I don't see the appeal" takes a face swap selfie with it

Julieta: "Where are the statues?"

Pepa: "She seems like she needs a nap." *yawn*

Bruno: can't even see it cause he's too short and also the rats are misbehaving

Agustin: Makes that one face from that scene

Isabela: "I'm still prettier" *hair toss*

Dolores: She's not paying attention she's listening to the many gossipy convos around her

Luisa: takes a picture and covers it with emotes and stickers and puts it on instagram

Camilo: pretends to eat it

Mirabel: gets kicked out cause camilo was pretending to be her while pretending to eat it

Antonio: well behaved and respectful. the museum people were too scared to not let the leopard come in too but he's behaving as well

What were you hoping your gift would be?

Abuela: "My children"

Felix: "I've always wanted to dunk a basketball."

Julieta: "We didn't have any idea what was coming."

Pepa: "I just wanted to make the door glow."

Bruno: "Literally anything but this"

Agustin: *covered in bee stings* "I'm just glad Julieta has what she has."

Isabela: "I was happy when I got mine but I've always been jealous of Luisa's"

Dolores: "I didn't know what was happening, I thought i was gonna get flowers too..."

Luisa: "I really wanted to fly"

Camilo: "I'd have liked anything that let me perform. Luisa's or Isa's or Mama's... all good."

Mirabel: "I fully expected something with light. Like moving light or making light or glowing."

Antonio: *very very small shy voice* "I didn't think I would get one. I just didn't want Abuela to be mad at me."

As Vines

Abuela: "I'm sixteen. I'm a grandmutha"

Felix: "I love you bitch. i ain't neva gonna stop lovin you. bitch."

Julieta: "i'm just cooking pizza" BANG

Pepa: "Bats. It's frickin bats. I love halloween"

Bruno: the one where big bird kicks down the door

Agustin: The i'm just cooking pizza one bit hes the one that gets hit

Isabela: any vine with an elmo in it

Dolores: "I DONT GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF YALL. YALL NEVER GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME"

Luisa: "i love myself. Even though i look like a burnt chicken nugget, i still love myself."

Camilo: "STOP SAYING I LOOK LIKE CHICKEN LITTLE. HES DUMB, AND HES A COWARD. AND I AM NOT A COWARD."

Mirabel: "Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does."

Antonio: "It's an avacado! Thanks."