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[watzuu-lmk]

Nezha dealing with one stone monkey is tiring but two stone monkeys?

It's kind of funny lmao. Nezha didn't even know there's two until Mk stormed into heaven when wukong was getting punished.

He's both surprised and exasperated that he became good friends with said monkey that stormed through heaven to save his twin brother, who also staged a siege against heaven prior to his punishment.

Wild how how relationships form huh

[1bootyyyshaker9000]

April: When I found Sunita it was like an angelic choir sang down from heaven

Raph: And when I found Cass she was wandering outside a Walmart at 2am

[gracklinging-electricboogalo]

"I didn't doom the kid, I gave him another chance at life"

"A life of darkness, a life of being hunted down at every step. You have doomed this child in ever case, the best you could of done is leave him to die there."

"Would you have left him?"

"Yes."

HE WOULDVE!!!

[roundaboutnow]

Dorian, about the kitten: I shouldve left you on the street corner where I found you

also Dorian:

*hiding*

[mocha-bunbun]

Y/N: It's you!! Tamatora!! What happened??

Wanderer, shrugging: I dunno

Or Y/N and Wanderer swap places 😭 now they're the asshole because they think he abandoned them

“I shouldve left you on that street corner where you were standing”

“But ya didn’t”

IDK WHOS WHO BUT I THINK ITS FUNNY EITHER WAY

[dankovskaya]

HWHY WOULD HE SAY THIS.....

[no-name-blogg]

I couldn’t get over this so I had to make it

[kittykallikat]

Thinking of an au where barney goes back into black mesa to find gordon, stumbles into adrian and shenanigans ensues as these two decide to stick together cause cirmumstance and then when they reached gordon, barney jumps in after him and adrian has to follow cause he's getting overwhelmed by the aliens on the earth side

Jdkdkd idk i want them to be a trio, itll be funny

[kurouzus]

love kyoyas interactions with dr gara

[jetiisyandereclones]

Kix x Reader

Kix met his darling at a liquor store.

She was working when he had been planetside on leave.

What got his attention was the huge, fuck off scar on her forearm. He whistled, impressed by the size of it.

'That's quite the battle scar you have there'

He told the young lady. She looked at him, her eyes bored as if she'd had this conversation many times before.

'Yup. The glass table put up quite the fight'

Kix was confused. Glass doesnt leave a scar like that.

'What happened, if you dont mind me asking? I just mean, that's no glass cut'

The woman just shrugged.

'Eh. A friend and me got drunk one night, and I mean blackout, wake up on a roof off planet kind of drunk. From what I'm told I fell onto a glass table and got cut up really bad. So my friend, in all her inebriated genius suggested we cauterize the wound s-'

'That's not how that works, that's not how ANY of that works! You should have seen a doctor!'

The woman rolled her eyes at Kix.

'Well I know that NOW, but by the time I came back around i had already taken a hot knife to my arm.'

'Hot knife?'

'We heated a pocket knife over a lighter until it was red. And for your information we couldnt have gone to a hospital if we wanted to. Its way too expensive and I wasnt ready to take out a mortgage for some stitches.'

Kix was stunned. Was medical help really that expensive for civvies?

'You...cant afford medical care?'

'I can barely afford to eat most of the time.'

The girl had long finnished putting his items through and bagging them.

Kix was about to leave when he turned back, writing something down on his receipt.

'Here. This is my com, I'm an army medic. If you need medical help again, please just call me. Do not attempt to fix yourself up again. Your lucky you didnt die of infection from that.'

Y/N half heartedly took the receipt, fully expecting some sort of innuendo. But none came.

'Oh that's nothing. You should hear about some of the other shit me and my friends have had to do'

'I get the feeling I'd rather not know. I'll see you around'

Kix left the store. Y/N felt a little unsettled.

She was used to people pointing out her scar and stupidity, but something about that man unnerved her. She looked down at the paper.

Kix, his name was.

Y/N crumpled up the receipt and threw it in he bag.

'Ah well, he's probably just trying to get into my pants'

Life went on and Y/N eventuallybforgot about Kix, until one night a few months later.

Y/N had gotten a few days off of work and her and a friend had decided to walk down to the 24/7 convenience store for some food. It was pretty late at night, but both her and her friend knew the area well. It was well lit and the people on the street familiar.

But tonight there was a drunk driver about.

Y/N had just come out of the store, her friend beside her, closest to the road when a speeder tore around the corner, cleaning Y/N and her friend up and leaving her cut up and dizzy on the footpath, but her friend on the road, her bones twisted at an unnatural angle.

Desperately, Y/N ran to her side. Digging through her bag looking for her come and anything that may help her when she came across the receipt from kix.

Y/N wasnt thinking straight when she called him. She knew she shouldve called an ambulance but at this point refusing professional help was reflex and she wasnt in a clear state of mind to resist her instincts.

When Kix picked up his com, he wasnt expecting to hear his darling on the other end, panicked and breathing hard.

'KIX, kix, is that you? I need help, quickly. Are you on coruscant?'

'Yeah, yeah I'm here darling, what's wrong?'

'We've been hit by a car near our place! My friend and I. I'm okay but shes all twisted up and I dont know what to do. Please come Kix, she looks real bad and I dont even know how to help her and she might die and...'

'Y/N! You need to stop. I'm on my way there, just keep an eye on her breathing and make sure nobody attempts to move her!'

'Thank you, thank you so much Kix. Please hurry'

Kix hung up the line. Y/N never once wondered how he knew where she lived, but she didnt care. He was there in record time and he brought the good stuff. Bacta, and the strongest painkillers the army had to offer. He had brought his friend with him, who had later introduced himself as Jesse.

He diverted the traffic and alerted the head of the coruscant guard about the situation.

An ambulance pulled up and Kix loaded Y/N's friend on board, reassuring Y/N that she wouldn't have to pay. That this was a favour a friend owed him. As they drove, Y/N noticed two things.

One, that Jesse was showing a little too much familiarity for her friend, especially since Y/N knew they hadn't met before.

And two, they werent heading to a hospital, they were heading towards the GAR's space docks, where their fleet was anchored.

'Where are you taking us?' Y/N questioned kix. He turned to her, his eyes soft.

'We are taking you two somewhere you'll be safe and out of harm's way. She'll get the best medical attention.

Kix raised his hand to her face, gently tilting it up to examine her imjuries.

'We've been doing some digging, Jessie and I. You two have been through alot together, havnt you, poor thing.

I'm so glad you called. Me and Jessie want to bring you somewhere you'll never have to be hurt or scared again.'

Y/N was horrified.

She pushed kix away and tried to make a break for the speeder door. But his reflexes were superior to hers.

He caught her around the middle before she could even reach the door handle.

Jesse handed him a needle and Kix brought it to Y/N's neck.

'Shhhhh, shhh, Y/N, it's okay sweet girl. Were not going to hurt you.'

Kix injected her, Y/N's vision going blurry almost immediatly.

The last thing she heard was kix whispering in her ear.

'I'm gonna take good care of you, sweet thing'

[sensesdialed-aa]

@toscrve​ replied to your post: ANYWAYS-

PETER PARKER.

“What are you gonna do, huh? Take away my phone again? Travel back in time so you don’t have to deal with me? HUH?”

[pumpkinsy0]

Can we get more Curtis gang shenanigans please.

Like just them all being absolute idiots and getting into so much trouble per usual.

Local ya Marsh, have a good night/day, and you the best <3

HHH thank u thank u :DDD have a good one anon🛐🛐 love u too😼

•once two bit and dally went to the aquarium high

•note to self, never let two bit and dally in the shark part of the aquarium while they r high

•two bit can do the worm and steve tried once but fucking face planted into the ground

•next thing darry knew steve had a bloody nose and two bit walked up to him like “hey buddy o pal o mine :DDD”

•when they were younger darry would grab pony by the feet while he was standing and just hold pony up like those white guys on instagram taking pics of the fish they caught

•pony would rather walk through glass BAREFOOT while the ground is on fire than get a caricature done of him

•two bit and soda would dare steve to fucking gulp a can of beans

•speaking of beans, as an april fools joke, darry baked beans into the chocolate cake, and if that didnt worsen the gangs trust issues, nothing will

•once two bit got stuck trying to sneak into the drive in using the hole in the fence

•steve was doing donuts w his car in the parking lot w pony in the backseat and for the next few weeks pony didnt get into a car if steve was gonna b driving it

•darry slaps ur hand away if u try changing the damn radio, its his fucking car and whatever he says goes ESPECIALLY there

•he gives u the meanest glare w it too

•if darrys having a serious phone call, pony and soda i doing the stupidest shit right infront of him and it takes everything in that man to not kick them out

•when they were younger the gang would reenact moments from a cartoon and the curtis parents found it so cute

•growing up darry did that “mom and dad shouldve left u on the street corner where they found u” bc he was taking advantage of that “ur adopted” prank on younger siblings and eventually pony grew to realize that obviously he wasnt fucking adopted and so he would just retaliate w “but they didnt”

•ok not rlly related, but instead of doing the stupid shit, johnny just watches them do it and laughs

[snakeguy999]

2b: i shouldve left you on that street corner where you were standing

Deimos: but you dIDNT

[ars0nism]

no but a heisenberg teamup couldve been so funny in an ethan lives au too could you imagine the "i shouldve left you on that street corner where you were standing" "but you didnt" dynamic that would have been so fucking funny

[ivyuns]

violation❆♞♣

hwang hyunjin

genre: angst | bit of fluff

word count: 1.7k

warnings: swearing, mentions of guns, blood, death, pregnancy + not proof read oops lol

A/N: lol hyunjin kinda psycho in this

this was drowning in my drafts since may omg

masterlist

mafia!hyunjin x fembarista!reader

y/f/n = ur fiance’s name

you owned your own cafe in downtown seoul. your customers and employees were always great people and bought positivity around you. it was currently a busy day and everyone was in and out of the main entrance. the employees were trying their best to stay calm and keep a positivity mindset. you however, were distracted by the co-owner, hwang hyunjin.

hyunjin always seemed like that flirty but a suspicious type. everyone told you to stay away from him since you were little but how could you when you two were inseparable. it all started in kindergarten.

you were running around the classroom til your teacher yelled out “stop” and everyone looked at her. you saw a little boy. next to the teacher, waiting to be introduced. “hello kids, we have a new student! please introduce youself.” the teacher says.

“hi im sam hwang from korea. please take care of me” he says softly and hides. the teacher tells him theres nothing to be scared of and let him wonder around the classroom. you went up to him and introduced yourself. “hi sam! my name is y/n kwon. i’m also from korea!”. hyunjins head went up and eyes went big. “y-you’re from korea?!” he stuttered since he was lowkey excited that someone in his class was korean, just like him. you smiled and nodded your head. you grabbed his hand and dragged him to the playground to continue recess.

2 years later in summer, your best friend came over with his parents to tell these news. hyunjin came in your room with a sad smile as you were playing with your stuffed animals. you looked up and smiled at him, “hi hyunjin!” you said cheerfully, obviously in a better mood than him. “y/n, i need to tell you something” he said sadly. he went to go sit across of you and picked up some of the toys around your room.

“i’m moving back to korea.” you stopped your actions after hearing what he said. “moving? why?” you looked up at him. “m-my parents said it’s best for us to go back to korea because we only came here for my dad’s work, but he ended up leaving the job and now we’re going to go back” hyunjin looks up to see tears falling out of your eyes. he went to your side and hugged you, telling you that you’ll be spending quality time before he leaves.

-

after moving back to korea after years hyunjin left you, you opened your own cafe. as your shop was almost completed for the grand opening, hyunjin happened to pass by your shop. he looked through the window and saw a girl that looked so familiar to him.

knocking on the window to get your attention, you go the the door to unlock it and stick your head out of the window. “hyunjin?!” he looks at you with his eyes big. “y/n? what are you doing here?” hyunjin asks. “i recently moved here and now im starting a business” hyunjin nods his head.

“are you looking for any employees?” nodding your head. “yeah but i guess around this area, nobody wants to work at a cafe” you joked. “maybe i can help? i-i mean if you want to” hyunjin laughs. nodding your head, you lead him inside the cafe. hyunjin looks at your artwork and the nicely decorated shop, amazed.

handing a paper that has all the requirements and terms in order to start working here. after hyunjin was done signing it, you looked at the paper and gave him a thumbs up. “looks good! ill give you a call whenever we start” hyunjin nods his head and waves a goodbye to you.as hyunjin exits, he now knows where his target is.

2 hours earlier:

“hwang” chan calls out.

hyunjin looks up from his phone and sees chan carrying files. “remember that girl youd always talk about? kwon y/n? your childhood best friend back in america?” he nods. “apparently her dad is in a gang too and stole our money for whatever reason. so now your mission is to find her, bring her here, and kill her”

hyunjin gulps.‘why? did you do something wrong? what do you have to deal with this? does she know about this?’ all of hyunjins thoughts were about you. “ill do it”he knows he cant do it. but he has to or else he’ll be kicked out of stray kids. after moving back to korea and his parents suddenly passing, he was lonely. until stray kids saved him from being in the dark and invited him to their family. he gladly accepted.

hyunjin goes to his room and does research about you. he finds your instagram and sees that youre opening a cafe around the little area of downtown seoul which was a few hours away from his place. after enough of his little research, he grabs his jacket and heads out to find you.

present time:

the first week of the grand opening was a hassle. the cafe was always packed and made the employees feel stressed. as the cafe was almost settled, you told the workers to take a break as you and hyunjin will do everything else.

finishing an iced americano, you could see from the corner of your eyes and sees hyunjins strange actions. ignoring it, you gave the drink to the correct customer and continued making drinks.

-

closing time finally happened and everyone left out a huge sigh. having a group meeting, you gave everyone their weekly paycheck. “thank you everyone for working hard. i will see you tomorrow morning!” you waved goodbye and smiled. as soon as you saw almost everyone leave, you turned around and started cleaning.

hyunjin goes next to you and helps you clean the counters and machines. “jin, you know you can leave you know?” you told him as hyunjin lets out a chuckle. “nah its alright. plus as the second ceo, i shall help you” hyunjin winks. stopping your actions, you playfully smack hyunjin across his chest. “hey hey, im just joking. but still, after we finish cleaning, ill take you home” “but you said you have an exam tomorrow? shouldnt you be going home and start studying?” you asked. hyunjin nods his head, defeated. “alright you got me. i promise ill take you home another time” nodding your head, he goes and gets his belongings and leaves.

quickly cleaning the shop, you turn off all the lights and lock all of the doors. turning around to see the whole cafe in one point of view, a smile grew on your face. plugging your earphones in to walk home with your music blasting and texting your family group chat.

y/n: on my way home. the cafe was a success this week :)

mum <3: cheers to a successful opening

dad: come home safely, my son in law is waiting for you

smiling from the excitement, you started walking down the street to get to your house. as you entered this street, it was dark with the moonlight shining. feeling someone following you, you turned around and saw nobody. pulling up hyunjins contact on your phone just in case something happened, you continued walking in a fast pace, turning the volume down.

feeling the same aura from before, you quickly pressed the call button but you heard the familiar ringtone.

“sleep tight princess”

you wake up feeling sore and lost of warmth. opening your eyes, youre in a room thats filled with drywalls and a hwang hyunjin to your left, sitting on a chair. “h-hyunjin?” you called out his name. he looks up from your phone after reading every conversation you had that was about him. “the princess has finally awoken from her slumber” hyunjin smirks.

hyunjin gets off of the chair and goes by your side, lifting your chin up. trying to protest only to be stopped as you felt your limbs tied up. “now now princess, no need to get feisty” hyunjin laughs. “what the fuck do you want hyunjin” “hmm? you really dont know?” shaking your head, hyunjin gets up and walks around the room.

“so, youre saying you dont know what your dad has been doing? the fact that he stole money from me just to help you other with the small disgusting shop of yours?” it hurt. both you and hyunjin. hyunjin wanted to give his mission up and hug you, wipe your tears away and apologize. you were more than hurt. more like angry. hyunjin knew you wanted a cafe when you grew up and he supported you more than anything.

“the fuck are you talking about? youre assuming that my dad stole money from you? from what information is getting in that head of yours?” you shouted out. hyunjin grabs his gun and clicks it. you hear the click and your attention is immediately on hyunjin. “h-hyunjin whatever youre wanting to do, put the gun down first” hyunjin closes his eyes as he feels fresh tears escaping and shakes his head.

“hwang hyunjin! do you not know what youre about to do? tell me what you want from us. we’ll give you your money back- anything just dont pull it-” you stopped talking as soon as you see him point the gun at you. “please hyunjin dont. im pregnant-”

he pulled the trigger.

everyone in the house heard the gun go off and goes to the basement. stopping as they heard hyunjins sobs, they see him on his knees, holding your bloody body and cries into your hair.

chan goes to hyunjin and pats him on the back. “you finally did it hwang”

as hyunjin takes his seat during your funeral, he sees your family and y/f/n go up the stage. after each family member said what they had to say about you and your death, as well as your unborn baby, everybody was now crying their eyes out. “my sunshine. thank you for everyone you love feel happy and we are deeply happy that you were able to start your own business. with the past events, i shouldve came by and picked you up from work before i lost both you and our child. without your presence, nothing will bring a smile onto my face. i love you so much kwon y/n, and i hope you fly high with our baby girl”

-

lowering your casket down, everyone leaned on each other, crying after they realized the kwon y/n has suddenly passed for an unknown reason at a young age. hyunjin just leaned on a pole and cried. looking up in the sky, he see something that had a little smile form on his face.

‘you’ll be next, hwang’

hyunjin gets into reality and turns around to see who whispered to him. seeing nobody, hyunjins future is now crumbling.

END <3

tf is the end 🥴

[chris-spacehere]

actually, the 'but you didnt' line is so funny to me because everytime yall make me read it i go

'i shouldve left you on the street corner where i found you'

'but CHA DIDNT'