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https://64.media.tumblr.com/576c7b6f2899350f0b12cf28f723eb8d/66a2bf1b5b7f6451-2d/s640x960/862edbd24a7ac298acaf739128e729ae31a6728d.pnj I watched some Snoopy clips on Twitter, it's a cheaply veiled PSA for gov't propaganda: Hey kids you want to be a Scientist, they're cool... Snoopy pretends to fly. Point is even if you never watched Snoopy indoctrinate you: We're all ingrained with the idea this life is the only one we must live for. But if we pay attention we rarely make it to our 100th attempt at any one thing because our soul gets bored with creation [created things], we need our CREATOR to fill us that is fulfillment. Tim Keller said the problem with modern people is we feel we deserve a good life, meaning we don't deserve bad things. As a result, rather than accept what is, & try to learn what each event is teaching us about ourselves. We instead try to find a way to force reality to fit our desires or perspective. [Tim Keller: Power for Facing Trouble] In 1973 Karl Menninger wrote book noting how society replaced morals with medical model: For most of our problems, we use a medical model. For example: People who are terribly bitter, they will not forgive. But what do they say: They’re hurting, never admit they’re bitter. Hurting—that’s a medical term for a moral problem. You do NOT have a medical problem; you’ve got a moral problem! Research findings show 90% of Americans believe they show the kind of love in life, that if everybody showed, would make Society all right. Yet Psychologists say no one is ever healed because we are constantly being damaged by others. Even Brain Surgeons have noted the brain surprisingly does not feel pain & Dr. Wilder Penfield said no matter what he did, he could never cut-out enough of a person's brain to remove their personality. [Michael Egnor: Evidence Against Materialism] Saying this shows there is something untouchable beyond the physical realm, the thing David Attenborough says is why he remains agnostic because he's seen blind termites incapable of detecting his presence & so he wonders if we have the same lack of sense perception to detect GOD. The Bible says we know GOD exists, & every time we fail in life is one step closer to meeting our MAKER voluntarily or literally. [YouTube: Off the Kirb Ministries | Sir David Attenborough - Did You Catch It Too?] Have you ever invited JESUS into your mess?
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Social anxiety level: Chatting with someone experiencing a schizophrenic episode and becoming increasingly self-concious of how I'm just saying "That sounds really stressful", "I've never heard of that but it sounds scary", and "You must be pretty worried about that" over and over again
#They needed someone to wait with them while their friend came to pick them up#And the whole time I was waiting for them to call bullshit#Like YOU HAVENT SAID ANYTHING MEANINGFUL YOURE SO BAD AT THIS#I'm sorry I'm making this one about me ma'am I'm just terrified that everyone I talk to is gonna give be a bad grade#I don't understand or beleive most of what you're saying but from the legit science you're quoting I can tell you've done some research#The research stuff I appreciate we can totally talk about that#Please God let me talk about Chordata or HTML instead of the thing I can't see or hear wouthout encouraging your delusion#I'd get SUCH a good grade at discussing invertebrates with you
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i like to imagine that as soon as the words "someone arrived today, they said they're taking you away" left calypso's mouth, odysseus "sat at the beach every day for 7 years crying for his wife & son" of ithaca immediately jumped up wiped his tears away
then swiftly (without a glance at calypso), walked over to a bush/foliage near the beach and grabbed all the stuff he had been accumulating for 7 years during his prison stay, ready for the day he can leave this place.
#listen i adore/love the songs and especially wangui's beautiful singing voice#but i'm sorry#i don't like calypso#yesssss i get she says she's been alone for 100 years+#but at the same time you have a man crying about how he just wants to get back home to his wife and son#and you're still like#why in the world won't you love me too?#ma'am please#sorry i don't mean to rant#please don't yell at me if you love calypso!#i'll cry#as i said i still love the song tho#i know this isn't meme-y like my other posts#but i had to get it off my chest#odysseus epic#calypso epic the musical#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga
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whip you into shape!!
print on my etsy
#deltarune#tasque manager#deltarune chapter 2#art#hello ma'am i have been waiting to draw you for almost 2 years but i simply have not gotten around to it until now#i love her i love her design i love the holographic elements i love how she and swatches faces kind of match#Queen Turned Their Faces Into Robot Ones (And They're Both Better Off For It)#deltarune fanart#i mean i've drawn her before but i wanted to give her a Nice Big Image not a doodle yknow#ohhhh all the tasque manager art i've started and never finished#ohhhhhhhhh there's so much of it. there's so much#finished one :)#i saw all those numbers and said Naw not doing that. which is probably not the correct option#but alsooooo whatever lol
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Some artists: change the pronouns in their covers of songs to no homo their way through a performance
Jeff Satur: let me tell you what a dangerous woman I am
#jeff satur#he looks straight down that camera lens and said *i am a dangerous woman*#and i said yes ma'am#🧎🧎🧎🧎#yes you are
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one of the kids i tutor is this very quiet, strait-laced football-and-cars 8th grader, and he's a little out of my wheelhouse because most of my experience is with k5 kids but i've been tutoring this kid for about four weeks and he was so reserved and stiff and quiet our first meeting i think all he ever said was 'yes ma'am' the entire lesson. and i know he's only here because his parents signed him up for writing lessons but i am so desperately scheming to get him to have fun and take interest and feel like its worth his time, like bro we gon get you something out of these lessons and get some of your personality and interests to show. but i have to be tricky about it. i had to think of something fun and cool disguised as something practical and useful because he's not going to want to engage with any of the silly things we use to motivate the younger kids. so at the end of our first day i asked him if he wanted to start developing a signature. and that was the first spark of interest i ever saw out of him, just the smallest crumbs of life in his eyes, so i've started teaching him cursive off-the-books and when we worked on writing his name today he was very moderately enthused but for him that's basically the equivalent of jumping up and down and it makes me SO happy to see my evil plan working
#his teacher has the class working on projects about suspense in writing and film so we were workshopping that today#and he wasn't really able to think of things that achieve suspense beyond literal things like dialogue and on-the-page writing#so i brought up other basic things like music and lighting but i wanted him to really *get it* and to get it on his own#so i said 'have you ever seen jurassic park'#and he immediately gasped like ':O the water!' like YES BRO u understand. and that was more emotion than i ever thought i'd see out of you#and he didn't call me ma'am ONCE today. we stay winning
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"Auggie, how do you get stitched up and refreshed?" "I am going to go over to Arlo’s house."
#critical role#candela obscura#ygifs#arlo x auggie#no but they literally are insane for this .....................#arlo: i'm even less able to talk to people now.. | also arlo: auggie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#he literally could've asked her out and she wouldve said yes right there she literally said of course auggie and after we're going on a date#suit shopping montage of auggie just mumbling how the dagnabbit and arlo straightening his collar for him and he's not BLUSHING#ep3 starts and arlo's like no we've literally been dating for months now and auggie still has no idea he keeps calling me ma'am#charlotte's like so I hear you're in a relationship with ms. black and auggie is like you mean the pact?? ? and she stares at the camera#arlo gets this little lapel pin for his new suit and howard takes 1 look at it like.. so.. auggie.. and auggie's like don't I look spiffy!#if his suit ends up being purple I'm eating a bar of soap#everytime arlo unnecessarily uses auggie's name a little synapse in my head zaps
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Not the woman who dated Kanye West saying she's a lesbian
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i'm never gonna get over this btw
#the way i gasped dramatically while rereading this the 100th time#they are the insanest hottest book couple. i said what i said.#also holly black?? ma'am ur so insane for writing some of the scenes in this book likeee omg??#jurdan#the cruel prince#the wicked king#the queen of nothing#the folk of the air#holly black#cardan greenbriar#jude duarte#jude x cardan
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One underlying question I have for this boy I'm seeing is: are you able to handle me? And I mean this not as a self derogatory way but as: can I trust you with my heart and my mind and can you actually enjoy and keep up with the breakneck speed i often go at? (Tho "keeping up with" DOES make me sound rather self important and finicky, i couldn't think of another way to phrase it) this is because I do know the previous one couldn't handle or keep up with me, and a lifelong commitment to shenanigans, dancing, and numerous in-depth conversations about books, theology, Sabbathing, enchantment, fairy tales, poetry, etc. that will in fact go on for hours IS a commitment that isn't everyone's cup of tea
#anyway as our family friend says: you need to find someone as crazy as you are LOl#she said the ex boyfriend was too normal and i was like ma'am 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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miss hiyori kinda day
#zepp art#your turn to die#yttd#milfdori#momdori#still dont know how to tag her#ma'am just one chance..#i mean waht who said that
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no tears left to cry...literally
#ts4 edit#sims 4 edit#my edits#tw: depression#am i living vicariously through this red head#hehhehehehe#maybe#cos my friend once said this to me i said HUH MA'AM
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Watching a video essay about why Star Trek Picard isn't good, and she's starting out by talking about what made tng work, including the ensemble cast and the loveable recurring smaller characters. And she brought up Barclay but not Ro?
#also she just said star trek works because it's episodic#ma'am if you say a single bad thing about ds9 i will click away from this video#tng#pcd
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@beyonce I knew you'd come to ur senses eventually
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renaissance visual film in theaters 2024 oh IM UPPPP
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so the good news is my neurosurgeon finally got back to me about everything, the semi-bad news is the nurse that left the message described what happened as a "small" blood clot that wasn't serious and that I was prescribed medication for the "discomfort" I was having and instructed to rest and put warm compresses on it which isn't exactly wrong...
..but imo is a weird way to describe what was actually going on, namely a significant but not life-threatening blood clot in my wrist that doesn't require surgery but was excruciatingly painful and made my hand swell up and put me in the fucking ER and is still so painful I can't really use my right hand for anything but whatever at least she's telling the surgeon about it now it's fine who cares
#it really doesn't matter but like still#like ma'am that is not what I said#I would not have called you five times over some mild discomfort
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