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had the wildest interaction today some random woman called me a slag and my dog a fucking faggot because I was using a pink lead/harness and he’s a boy like what the fuck lmfaoo
#she said he’s going to get sexually confused I said he’s literally a dog I don’t think he’s got anything to be confused about#dkdjdkfkfkf#if I stop posting it’s cause I got jumped by a chain smoking fifty year old woman who has nothing better to do than call random dogs faggots
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I really feel like one of the best details in “A Scandal in Bohemia” that I never see people fixate on enough is that the story starts with Watson stopping in to see Holmes at Baker Street on a complete whim, because he happens to see that he’s home (and Watson is now married and living elsewhere). Like he doesn’t send word first, he’s not invited, he just shows up and surprises Holmes. Which is not that weird but then Holmes is like “oh good, I’ve got a case anyway, you might as well hang out!” which just makes it funnier when the King shows up and is like “I’d really rather speak to you alone, actually” and Watson tries to leave and Holmes is just like “anything you can say to me, you can say to my best friend John Watson, and if you ask him to leave, I would consider it a grave insult, you would be my enemy and I will not help you ever!!” And the king is like “…ok” and just moves on.
like, that is crazy behavior. Holmes is talking about how there’s probably lots of money in this case, and then almost turns away the client for…not knowing who the fuck Watson is?? He’s not even supposed to be there?? He just came to say hi?? “It is both or none”… girl, GET UP.
#I get it though#sometimes your bestie gets married and you don’t talk to him for weeks?? months??#because you’re normal about him and also have pretty serious adhd#so you forget that communication even exists on top of being very sad and lonely and burying it with work#and then he shows up at random and the object permanence kicks in again and you force him to help#with your latest case because otherwise who knows how long it will be until you get to hang out again#and you know you’ll need someone to throw a smoke bomb through a lady’s window AT SOME POINT#PROBABLY#you can’t commit minor crimes by yourself that’s boring!!#and Watson loves your dumb disguises! he’s always said so!#I know we get distracted by the Irene Norton née Adler of it all#but Holmes is incredibly rare (gay) form in this story#a scandal in bohemia#sherlock holmes#acd canon#acd holmes#acd watson#john watson#it’s giving ‘this is my friend Madison and she drOVE ME HERE!!’#you 🫵 yes you! suffer my holmesposting
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country boyyyy i love youuuu
#fma#fmab#fullmetal alchemist#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#jean havoc#daydreaming. woowee.#i hate his hair i hate his hair i hate his hair#cigarettes cw#cigarettes tw#smoking cw#smoking tw#i was gonna draw him holding a cowboy hat for the full country boy effect but then i remembered how much i hate drawing hats#SORRY I KNOW I SAID I WOULD DRAW WASTELANDS AU DURING THE MONTH BUT#I NEED TO DO RESEARCH ........ AND PUT MORE THOUGHT INTO THINGS...................
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i love the terror fandom we’re so starved for new content my entire dashboard has been full of images of the cast on a smoke break
#that being said. thank you christos for my life#i need to be at that coworker smoke break. i need to bum a cig off tobias menzies#(circus music starts)#the terror
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4 MINUTES (2024) I 1.02 Fuaiz Thanawat as Tonkla
#4 minutes#4 minutes the series#fuaiz thanawat#tonkla#uservix#userrlaura#userrobin#usersugar#userbbelcher#tonkla smoking and covered in blood YES!#also it's giving 'im sleeping with a cop and he's gonna cover this up for me' WHO SAID THAT?!#plus i have the impression that he's crying in the first gif or am i losing my mind#blood tw#smoking tw#mywork
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🚭don't smo- actually I think the other thing is also not good🚭
#an art#sdr2#super danganronpa 2#fuyuhiko kuzuryu#kazuichi souda#kuzusouda#Pose jumped up outta nowhere and I said yeah okay#Smoking cw
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MAD MEN 6.12 "The Quality of Mercy" INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.06 "Like the Light by Which God Made the World Before He Made Light"
for @firstaudrina
#iwtv#interview with the vampire#iwtvedit#vampterview#amc iwtv#louis de pointe du lac#claudia de pointe du lac#claudia de lioncourt#mad men#tvedit#tvgifs#*#sorry i said i'd make a set like this weeks ago and then straight up forgot#these scenes aren't direct parallels but still a mother and daughter smoking together and the girl feeling betrayed by her parents
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Shitpost Danny getting high w Johnny 13
I really love the way I drew 13 here
#danny phantom#fanart#my art#33xhausted art#character redesign#johnny 13#smoke sesh#bc i said so#radiation!au
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spinel my beloved
a repaint of an old piece of art, also the perfect size for my desktop wallpaper
#digital art#my art#spinel#steven universe#steven universe fanart#su fanart#su spinel#so this is technically my AU spinel Bunny but like#it doesnt have to be#though i'd be lying if i said i didn't miss her#smoking cw#cw smoking
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Eddie downs the last of his beer and tosses the empty red cup into the kitchen sink, right between a couple who were clearly gearing up to claim one of the spare rooms upstairs.
Eddie snickers and winks as the girl tells him to fuck off while her boyfriend flips him the bird, god he loves highschool parties, and this one is no exception.
It's Halloween and business is booming for Eddie Munson.
He imagines Dian Fossey felt similarly, wandering through the Congo studying the great apes' behavior patterns and social structure from within rather than observing from afar.
So far Eddie's observations have paid off in spades and he's managed to sell out most of his stash by targeting the basketball team and their girlfriends. No one wants to get high all by themselves after all, it's almost too easy the way these sheep all flock together.
Eddie leaves the kitchen behind him, but not before snagging a can of something cold from a nearby cooler of half melted ice. With a decent buzz going, what's one more? He's done working for the night after all.
Eddie climbs the stairs, dodging drunk teens left and right as they make their way past him, shirts ruffled and hair messy. Eddie snorts, ignoring the wistful pull in his chest as a tall boy on the swim team pulls his girlfriend closer to press a chaste kiss to the top of her head before smoothing her curls away from her forehead.
Unfortunately no one Eddie would be interested in would accept him brushing their hair like that without punching him in the face.
He shakes his head and continues forward, he's an observer, nothing more.
Eddie passes a closed door on the second floor and pauses as a raised voice splits through the wood.
"It's bullshit, you're bullshit," the voice slurs out and Eddie feels a wide grin pull at the corner of his mouth.
He takes a step closer, nearly pressing his ear to the flat of the door.
"Like we're in love?" Another voice says softly, a guy, "you don't love me?"
A small part of Eddie knows he shouldn't be listening to this, he can hear the waiver in this guy's voice like his heart is slowly cracking in his chest. Shit, he almost feels bad for this guy.
But the people that go to these stupid parties, the Hawkins elite, the gorillas in the mist, deserve their bullshit --to use this girls turn-of-phrase.
The only reason they didn't mess with Eddie was because he was these highschool shit-heads main source of weed.
Its karma, plain and simple, Eddie reasons as he presses even closer now.
"It's. Bullshit". The girl hisses emphatically and for a second Eddie hears nothing.
It happens so quickly after that.
The door swings inward, causing Eddie to stumble into a tall firm chest as the bathroom guy collides with him.
"What the fuck?" The guy says as he pushes Eddie away from himself and --no way.
"Harrington?"
Steve blinks once, his wide hazel eyes red rimmed and shiny in the dim light of the hallway, the tip of his nose is pink as he reaches up to pinch it roughly before swiping across his eyes as well.
Even though Eddie's fairly certain that he and Steve are the same height, he seems smaller like this, deflated, standing in the hallway while a party rages down below them both.
A cheer rings out, startling Steve into action.
He steps widely around Eddie, enough that his shoulder connects with the wall in his haste to take the stairs down, two at a time, as though Hell is hot on his heels.
And Eddie should leave it, go back to the party, see if there are any snacks left before calling it a night, but something pushes him to follow the path Steve took.
It's like he's possessed, the haunted look in those hazel eyes forcing him forward until he's outside on the lawn.
A few other teens are outside, including a couple making out on the porch, Eddie steps over them and jogs to the end of the driveway.
He spots Steve down the street sitting on a large rock at the end of another neighbor's lawn with his face in his hands.
He looks up as Eddie gets closer and curses softly.
"Seriously? It wasn't enough that you were listening, you're following me now?" His voice cracks on the last word as he wipes his eyes again, he can't quite hide the way the moonlight catches the tear tracks running down his cheek and neck though.
"Oh come on Harrington," Eddie says, walking up to Steve. He sits on one of the other rocks and takes a crumpled pack of smokes out of his vest pocket, "it's no fun if you're sad".
"What is?" Steve mumbles after a beat, wiping his eyes again as he stares at the ground.
"Making fun of you," Eddie shrugs as he takes a cigarette and puts it between his lips, he smiles at the startled bark of laughter from Steve.
"You're a prick," he huffs softly, the barest of smiles slowly blooming across his face.
Eddie can count the constellation of freckles and moles across his face, giving the blanket of stars above them a run for their money. His hand twitches at the thought of touching the ones on Steve's throat.
Eddie coughs once, mentally tallying the number of drinks he must have had for those kinds of thoughts and shifts on the rock to adjust his pants.
He holds out the pack to Steve who looks at the nearly empty sleeve before his eyes shift to the house behind Eddie.
"Nance hated cigarettes," Steve murmurs as the corner of his mouth twitches into a terrible frown. It's gone in an instant as Steve blinks once and reaches out for the pack.
"I got something stronger if you want?" Eddie offers, he shrugs when Steve looks up at him with suspicious eyes.
"Come on Harrington, I'm not gonna keep kicking you when you're down, you need a pick-me-up and then I can get back into it," Eddie stands up and without thinking, holds out a hand towards Steve, "what do you say?"
Steve stares up at him, his eyes flick once to the outstretched hand before he snorts dryly and slowly takes his hand.
It's warm in Eddie's own. The fingers squeeze gently as Steve uses it to hoist himself up until he's once again eye level with Eddie.
From this close Eddie can see the way his eyelashes have clumped together with leftover tears and the flecks of gold in his hazel eyes
Oh…this, this was a bad idea. Eddie swallows roughly as Steve finally nods.
"Lead the way Munson," Steve says with the barest of smirks as he wipes his face one last time, "and if you tell anyone about this, I'll slash your tires".
Eddie cackles at that, "there he is!"
He claps Steve on the back as he leads them towards where he parked his van down the road, "our chariot awaits!"
Eddie ignores the small voice that whispers in his ear, the one that sounds remarkably like his uncle, as it asks him just what the hell he thinks he's doing with Harrington of all people?
It'll be fine, he tells himself.
Besides, what's the worst that could happen?
Part Two
#stranger things#stranger things season 2 au#steve harrington#eddie munson#steve and nancy breakup#what would have happended if eddie had been there#let me know if yall want a part two#eddie took one look at this pathetic sad man and said#I will love him and squeeze him#steve cried when nancy called him bullshit you cant tell me otherwise#afewproblems writes#steve x eddie#steddie au#getting back into writing after not being able to for weeks#cw drinking#cw smoking#i will never get tired of the halloween party au
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Just some small doodles i haven’t posted here <3
The sad cat is my water mark now thank you
#my art#mortal kombat#mk1#johnny cage#mk smoke#tomas vrbada#Johnny is trans because I said so guys trust
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yall i blacked out and then woke up to this….. what is this…. who was so desperate to have more dottore x y/n that they drew more….. that’s crazy….
#don’t ask me why or how or Why again#i just .#i started thinking ab dottore with glasses n started howling#n then i looked at his mullet#‘what if he tied it back while he worked’#i would keep it back for him i mean what who said that#anyways walk with me………#my god i cannotget enough of him#if i was even more shameless id draw p.#p….p. p-por-#im not doing it im a pussy#n e ways#smiles#i didnt do any warmups before drawing these dont point out uh#the innacuracies#im aware#chucks this like a smoke grenade and runs like the cop in cloudy with a chance of meatballs again#il dottore x you#dottore x you#il dottore#dottore#dottore x y/n#dottore x reader#il dottore x y/n#il dottore x reader
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Here's Howdy! Now Barnaby won't be alone. (I will NEVER separate the two)
#who said it can't be done#there will be more characters i will have to make but#these two are my FAVORITE!!#Howdy and Barnaby are so funny and very enjoyable characters#They were able to have me interested in smoking for a quick second until I realized#No no no#Don't. Smoke!#It's big no no#making howdy was a pain to do but I still managed.#nobody's perfect#everyone has their own flaws#I am still a bit new to making clay charms#but I'm still learning as time goes on#it's all part of life afterall#anyways#rambles#artists on tumblr#welcome home#cute#barnaby b beagle#welcome home barnaby#howdy pillar#welcome home howdy#barnaby x howdy#laughingstock#Of course I'm putting the shipname in the tags. I have FREEWILL!!
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i want them to share a ciggie so bad (and monarch can then yell at both of them)
#venture bros#henchman 21#dr. mrs. the monarch#by sharing i mean for real. like maybe sheila wakes up early and finds gary on a balcony csuse he cant sleep so he just went to look at the#sky or something and she goes for a smoke and they share the cigarette and chat#mmaybe kiss#hey if the boys did the whole bm arc and can have secrets these two can smoke in secret from time to time#i do think its just a gag and i dont see gary as a smoker but i dont think hed refuse a cig from sheila#but i think of him as someone that probably wouldnt like the smell? maybe? since one of his special interests are perfumes and stuff lol#just a guy that likes to smell (<- saw something like this in tags b4)#my hcs anyway his special interests are perfumes and scents and cooking maybe#rewatching and yeah saw he was coughing his lungs out when smoking in 211 thats confirmation for me that he only did it to look cool#i remembered it as him laughing when 24 said 'you sir are a big gay' but no hes coughing#maybe its both
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I wanna stroke my intestines on his hard cock
I mean what????
#mortal kombat#mortal kombat 1#bi han#mk shang tsung#mk1 shang tsung#mk1 tomas vrbada#shang tsung#mk11#smoke mk1#mk fujin#mk11 fujin#mortal kombat bi han#mortal kombat smut#mortal kombat 11#mortal kombat fujin#nightwolf#mk nightwolf#mk11 nightwolf#mk liu kang#fire god liu kang#liu kang#i said what i said#tssnonsense#bi han sub zero#mk1 bi han#fanfic#bi han mk#bi han x reader#mk bi han#bi han x you
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Consider: I repackage another ace attorney au (split phoenix au) into mp100 for the sillies
#doctorsiren#mob psycho 100#reigen arataka#shigeo kageyama#mp100 fanart#mp100 au#split reigen au#digital art#my art#procreate#see split mob would be verrrry easy to do and I will do it once squib and lily finish the show#but split reigen is also very easy bc bro literally said that thing about how everyone has another side to themselves#so here we have Arataka. the one who is lonely and depressed and smokes#and then we have Reigen. the one who is confident and a businessman and charismatic.#he always tries to portray himself as Reigen 😭#he has a sucker in the third drawing bc he’s still not allowed to smoke in the office#also I think Arataka would say the manga thing:#‘I was never particularly proficient in anything and I wasn’t curious about anything’#and Reigen would say the anime thing:#‘I did everything efficiently and I was filled with curiosity about everything’#and so Reigen is who he wants to truly be but he has to come to terms and work on solving the problems of Arataka hello I am insane#I love pulling characters apart into two silly little versions and making them face each other externally :3#aw man Reigen got all the ADHD while Arataka was left with the depression 😭/silly
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