#i remember that one post here on ja'marrs face lighting up on seeing hobs when he got interviewed in the locker room

[chasedeys]

it was hobs who asked that question btw yes! thank god for this ultimate Ally, he's always helping us with our Narratives 🙏🙏 (for real though it is pretty clear he's ja'marr's favorite reporter. love that!)

oh of course he was 😭🫶 Geoff Butch Hobson No. 1 Joemarr Ally <3 abt to use that pic for any joemarr presser with insane quotes. no joke it's so funny how he's consistently the one to keep asking about These Two Being These Two you know? like. ship-wise relationship-wise soulmate-wise. why is that 😭

and it's sooooo cute how much they adoreeee him. several accounts of joemarr calling him by name and joking around with him no??

i've joked around with casey he's definitely invited to the hypothetical wedding lmaoooo and when (lol) ja'marr gets to his first presser post-wedding and gets asked about what feels different playing with joe pre-marriage and post-marriage (nothing btw. they're still the fucking same to everyone's befuddlement.) ja'marr just fucking outright lies saying 'wdym? i'm married to joe?' and everyone just laughs incredulously in disbelief bc boy?? your wedding was nationally scrutinized?? hobs has to show him the printed picture of him and the two taken in their wedding hugging and stuff that he keeps in his wallet and he goes 'oh you got that photoshoped that's cute send that to me' and it's really just. dumb as hell. and then the next presser joe has to just do damage control all 'yes everything is fine with my husband we're still married and in love please just humor him he's deranged.' good shit to think of <3