#i really enjoy tillchard's wildass stealing destroying adventures i hope you enjoy it too

[magistralucis]

Hullo. The weather is depressing outside and I feel sad. Could you tell me something nice about Tillchard to cheer me up please?

I don't know if this is feel-good material necessarily and I have no particular Tillchard facts that people don't already know, but here's an account of something hilarious they did in one of their earliest shows

Uwe Hager: Admittance to Steinbrücken [Open Air Festival] was really spectacular. One could hardly imagine what was going on there. Some guys just tried to break through with their car. There were two buses standing side by side, and they shot through at full speed, it was totally nuts. Till ran after them and smashed the window of their car. When cars parked in the area that we always had trouble with, Till would go with Scholle, lift up the cars, and unscrew all the wheels. They stuck a note on the windshield: your wheels may be picked up at the ticket office. The Rammstein boys looked really dangerous, they all wore black uniforms from the National People's Army...

- Mix Mir Einen Drink (2010) by Ronald Galenza & Heinz Havemeister, pg. 380.