#i mean they're puppets so maybe its entirely within the realm of possibility for them
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no okay i found 3-14 and??? did Howdy just sell fucking SOAP to Sally and tell her it's instant mashed potatoes??? oh my god someone stop him lmfao
#('why does this have a speculation tag' Speculating Is In My Tags For Now Thank You)#(i want to easily find this later i think)#im never gonna be over this#that MOTHERFUCKER AHAHA#plain evil. everybodys all like 'oh wallys secretly evil home is secretly evil'#HOWDY IS RIGHT THERE!!! TRICKING HIS NEIGHBORS INTO EATING SOAP!!! HES THE REAL VILLAIN HERE#and then sally asking for a 'loaf of bouncy yellow bread'#and howdy muttering 'one sponge....'#and then her asking for that 'sunshine cereal'#and him saying 'woodchips and sawdust'#SIR???? ARE THEY OUT HERE EATING WOODCHIPS AND SPONGES AND SOAP???#i mean they're puppets so maybe its entirely within the realm of possibility for them#BUT HUH???#welcome home spoilers#homebogging#wh spoilers#wh speculation#(aaaaand here's the minor speculating)#id say that howdy is just giving his products weird non-food names for a personal naming system#but the soap.... is Soap.#and howdy Obviously knows he is Selling Her Soap To Eat#my next guess is that he just... somehow Knows that maybe none of their food is real food?#cause none of it rots right? and if theyre puppets on a show the food should all be props?#like using shaving cream for whipped cream commercials yk yk#okay i might be on to something here.... maybe#is howdy more aware than i thought he'd be....?#i should make an actual post about this cause damn.#as i kept adding tags my brain kept going 'wait a minute. Wait A Damn Minute'#but ive said i before and ill say it again - love howdy as a character. i would not be able to stand him as a person <3
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