#i mean i'd wear this in a heartbeat i love her vibe

[whos-hotter-jjba]

Hottest JJBA Outfit Bracket - Round 1 Match 32

[jadelynlace]

Hey boo!

You know I'm completely obsessed with Ink Drinker Ivar and the AU you've created. If I could pick one universe to live in, I'd pick this one in a heartbeat.

There's one thing I've been wondering: how's Ivar and after care? We've got a feel glimpses of it before, but maybe you could give us a little more detail?

Hello my love!

Thank you for your kind words—I too, would live in the Ink Drinker AU if I could. (I mean I’m already in EMS, I’m just missing that giant, tattooed, squishy nerd.)

Alright, so Ivar and aftercare! Ivar loves after care—when those caretaker vibes are flowing, he swears he’s a God. His last relationship, with she that shall not be named, hindered him in all of the wrong places and one of them, was aftercare. She wasn’t a cuddler, and so after she came, Ivar never got to hold her, and that was detrimental to him. She would put space between them and Ivar was left to sulk on his own, by himself.

Ivar lives for the first few seconds after his release, where everything is still quiet (minus the breathing), and he’s floating in that post-orgasmic headspace. He loves when your nails climb his back, or you give him head scratches as you both come down. If you two switched up positions, and Ivar lays over your back, you make sure, to the best of your ability, that you can wiggle your hands free to find his. Even if you feel weighed down by a lead balloon.

Since Ivar’s one to come in you, the kinky bastard’s been known to go back down on you afterwards, cleaning you up in a sense. But he’s always quick to get a cloth, since we know how much this man comes. After he regains consciousness of course, and he always says something like: “I’ll get you a towel just give me a second, I can’t feel my legs.” He sort of stops saying that after his accident, and changed it to: “I’ll get you a towel just give me a second to come back to planet earth.” Any mention of his legs still pulls on his heart strings, but he’s getting better slowly.

Another favorite of his is shower time; holding you under the hot water and giving him additional time to check you over. Rubbing the bite marks he offers you, or if he spanks you. And he loves when you wash him, taking the suds over the red lines you’ve etched into his back, tracing his tattoos, admiring his body.

It’s no surprise he’s into cuddles after sex; whether it be after the shower, or with no shower, he’ll help you clean up and he’s the first to grab a sweatshirt of his for you to wear. He’s got quiet the collection, and they all smell like him. You both take turns picking what to watch, one night it’s your turn, and the next it’s Ivar’s. But sometimes you snuggle up next to him and fall asleep, and since he keeps a sketchbook by his bed, he’s perfectly content to use his right hand to comb through your hair, and his left hand to draw.

Now—in the case of you being in change (or the ever so loved time you pegged him), Ivar gets a little tricky for aftercare. He’s so, so used to being the one to do it, and he loves it so much, that he can forget he’s supposed to be letting you do it. He’s touch oriented by nature, and no matter what, he’s going to fight for five more minutes to hold you, even before you try to move. Whether it’s to get up to get you both water, or to pee (he always makes you go to the bathroom after sex because he’s Good Dude Ivar), or anything you think he’ll need, he always, always wants to hold you first.

He also really likes to snack post sex; which probably should be no surprise. Some of his favorite after care moments come when you’re both cleaned and dressed, snuggled up and he puts in an order for takeaway. Or raids the pantry and brings back chips and cookies and you two end up snacking in a blanket fort on the living room floor. But, if you two are having sex right before lights out, he loves the moments where you fall asleep tangled up with him. Where he can just watch you, stroke your skin, push the hair from your face, and thank every God imaginable that you’re his.

[bisexualtimothylawrence]

I know you're a Barrison true believer, but those ship asks really scream Harrisco at me, so - I'd ask either one! :D

My friend, whilst Barrison will likely always have my heart despite being wildly anti-canon, I do have a soft spot for Harrisco. So.

Barrison

insists that they are an awesome dancer even though they’re terrible: Barry. Just going by the gag reels with Grant dancing, I refuse to believe Barry is any better. ( Ok, ok, Grant isn’t bad bad. But his dancing is definitely… dorky as Hell. ) Harry does not dance. Nope.

likes to watch reality tv: Harry. It’s not a thing on Earth-2, so it’s one of his guilty pleasures on Earth-1. To the surprise of absolutely no one, he loves Gordon Ramsay’s shows. ( To the surprise of absolutely everyone, he prefers the British ones because Ramsay yells less. )

refuses to wear pants when they’re home alone: Barry. Harry likes to keep his clothing on, thank you very much. He is mildly amused by Barry’s tendency towards less clothing. Though, to be fair, if someone drops by unexpectedly, Barry can be fully dressed in a heartbeat, so…

is the jealous / protective one: Harry. Not so much jealous, but protective? Hoo boy. Hoo boy.

goes all out on the holidays: The answer you seek is yes. Which came as a complete surprise to Barry, because he was expecting Harry to complain a bit and make him tone it down. Turns out Harry actually really likes the holidays when Jesse and he aren’t in mortal peril. Though he’s not as openly enthusiastic about them regardless.

cries over books: Sort of Harry. And it must be understood that by ‘cry’ we mean ‘loud, inarticulate shouting to express emotion’, not ‘shedding tears’. Because Earth-1 literature is patently terrible in his opinion.

is terrible with kids: Harry. Look, the guy had to be talked into having one. And it’s not that he’s incapable of handling them. It’s just that he is very not good at managing small, inexperienced humans and being patient with them. And has no concept of age-appropriate activities. ( Joe is mildly horrified when Jesse regales them with tales of science fun with Dad from when she was tiny. Harry fully maintains that he is a better parent than people who just hand their kids sparklers, because at least he made sure Jesse had proper PPE the day he decided to show her what happens when you toss alkali metals into water. )

drinks too much caffeine: Harry. The man doesn’t really sleep all that great. So. Coffee. Coffee is love, coffee is life.

could sleep for twenty-four hours straight: Neither of them, really, but Barry definitely comes closer to it.

never wears matching socks: …I see this as being more of a Barry thing, to be honest, but I suspect it’s less ‘never’ and more ‘doesn’t care too much if his socks match or not’.

punches a tree when they’re angry: If u think this is not Harry…

gets scared by the toaster: Harry. Mainly because a certain someone will zip in and start the toaster whilst he’s making coffee and nowhere near awake enough to quite notice, and then when the coffee is finally ready and he’s about to pour some… ch-CHNK!

Harrisco

insists that they are an awesome dancer even though they’re terrible: Cisco. Just. Cisco. ( Harry may or may not ask him if he needs medical attention for the seizure he is clearly having. Cisco may or may not end up dragging him out to dance as revenge. )

likes to watch reality tv: Both of them. Though there’s squabbling. They have different tastes in shows. Harry’s not as big a fan of the competition based reality shows.

refuses to wear pants when they’re home alone: Hm, not seeing this for either of them, but I feel like Cisco would be the pantsless one. Especially if Harry ever commented on it.

is the jealous / protective one: Harry.

goes all out on the holidays: Harry. Cisco is a bit more chill about the holidays. He likes them, but there aren’t a ton of positive memories around them, so he’s more low-key. As mentioned above, Harry is way more into celebrating when not being threatened by a maniacal speedster. So basically what I’m saying is one day Cisco comes home to find the most tasteful explosion of Christmas ever in his apartment.

cries over books: Cisco. It’s not, like, gross sobbing or anything, but he’s more likely to end up a bit teary-eyed over stories than Harry is.

is terrible with kids: Still Harry. See above.

drinks too much caffeine: Both of them. Neither is willing to admit it. Both of them comment on the other’s caffeine of choice. Can be mildly terrifying for the rest of Team Flash if they both really overdo it and disappear to a workroom for a few hours. There’s either going to be some crazy inventive science or some crazy inventive sex, but either way, no one wants to walk in on them before they’re done.

could sleep for twenty-four hours straight: Cisco. Though only if he’s really exerted himself with his powers. Otherwise he ends up vibing in his sleep and it’s not always pleasant.

never wears matching socks: Cisco. He also takes great pleasure in annoying Harry by wearing socks of different lengths. ( Harry normally doesn’t care that much what other people do, but mismatched lengths genuinely annoy him. Especially when they’re just slightly different. )

punches a tree when they’re angry: Harry.

gets scared by the toaster: Both of them, though Harry tends to get caught by it more often. Mainly because Cisco is amused by his reactions when startled, and so tries to be quiet in the morning for maximum startle. Whereas Harry is trying to be less of a dick, so he makes more noise when going to make toast. Well. Ok. That came about after a bad night with little sleep for Cisco, wherein stealthily making toast ended with the toaster vibed into the wall. On the plus side, they now have the world’s most advanced toaster after fixing it?