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dvar-trek · 3 months ago

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that old man will never EVER sign anywhere else. for one thing, none of the serious contenders can afford him, unless he wants the jodrou wifey discount contract. which i am pretty sure he does not.

and for another thing, he's too neurotic. you think he wants to bend an entire new city, staff, and locker room to his will? at his age??

#hockey #nhl offseason #to be serious for a second.#also having a hard time imagining if he ever DID do it‚ anywhere he'd be willing to do it for besides colorado #and like. obviously if he wanted it at the wifey discount‚ cmac would take him and who wouldn't? he's incredible #but it is just. that the things that he brings. are not the things that are the biggest holes for colorado rn.#so they'd also have to blow up the roster a little bit and i don't. want them to.#they'd have to get rid of rosco and move cmitt to 3c probably... which i don't love...#i mean! at least he can win a faceoff‚ something natemac is apparently simply allergic to 💕#but still we are missing guys with big bodies who will actually use them to hit. for example.#penalty killers who can do it like cogs used to (last spring was so rough at times......)#a solid 4c (i can't be too mad at cmac‚ but come on 🥺 why couldn't we get stenlund???)#and like. if val is out? that's irreplaceable. what we need in the top 6 if we lose val isn't 37-y.o. squidney. it's 22-y.o. ovi.#a fucking. freight train on the wing.#anyway‚ the entire thing is silly and the ONLY reason to even SLIGHTLY entertain the idea is that he wants to win so fucking bad #but he will never leave the pens for another team in one million years

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