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[andi-o-geyser]

goddd zerxus’ success rate for backing a winning side is so shit. you’re 2 for 2, buddy. vecna isn’t a better bet than the literal lord of the hells

[dol--blathanna]

I have mixed feelings about Zerxus in season 3 of TLOVM, but I’ve gotta say hearing him give a Totally Unbiased Account of EXU: Calamity with Definitely No Omissions Whatsoever was kind of funny. Like “ooh I thought I could count on my friends….they condemned our civilisation….” Ok Zerxus. Buddy. Last time I checked, Nydas was actually the only one trying to stop Laerryn from blighting the tree. You sat there like a chump and did not help whatsoever. And uh. “They condemned our civilisation with their hubris” ummm pal I think you’re missing an important detail there. Like yes the point of EXU: Calamity is that everyone played a role in the disaster, everyone was responsible in some ways for that ship crashing into the iceberg, but uh. Zerxus I think some people were maybe a little more responsible than others. Like, for example, the certain someone who pulled the Lord of the Hells into Exandria. I think that individual’s hubris is maaaaaybe a little bit more important than some of the other hubris on the table here.

And like, this isn’t me bashing the writing, I think it is in-character for TLOVM!Zerxus to say this, since he’s been a jaded miserable devil for a thousand years. But omg when he had the CHEEK to be like “in the chaos I found myself face-to-face with the Lord of Torment himself” like EXCUSE ME??? Buddy you just happened to “find yourself” face-to-face with Asmodeus huh??? Just coincidentally, on accident??? You were just taking a stroll around Avalir and he ran into you without warning??

Zerxus. Please. Be serious for a moment. Would you like to explain to Pike the exact circumstances of HOW you found yourself face-to-face with Asmodeus, hmmmmm? A certain “pulling Asmodeus through the tree and unleashing him upon the world” situation?

Like, I know it was meant to be a serious moment with lots of Calamity-related hype but like, it was really giving “Girl what were YOU doing at the devil’s sacrament” energy. In the most literal way possible

[exandrianpunk]

my mom asked me a bit ago who my favorite lovm character is, and of course i said vax

i figured it was for a holiday gift or something and promptly forgot about it

but then this morning my Omi (mom's mom) sent pictures of the pumpkins she painted for Halloween...

i think it's safe to say her first fanart was a success!

[shibepetter]

[twicetolivetwicetodie]

I haven't watched all of the campaign yet but I like the idea of Percy staying dead longer cause it shows that you can't always insta resurrect people so it raises the stakes. It also means Orthax will have him for longer so that may effect how traumatized he is from this in particular. I am curious how this is gonna effect his character development moving forward

[otterlyart]

A Leap of Faith

[sadiecoocoo]

Zerxus made me so sad he did not deserve all of that

[himikkoshi]

Happy Lay Day/May D Furst (May the 1st), a day to celebrate our adorable silly hatter Lay D Furst!🎩🩵✨ I made a lil sticker of him :3

Lay Day was created by @//dailylaydfurst on instagram!!🫶

[raptorix]

I want to hear how they hand-waved the fact that Percy blew a hole in his hand/lost some fingers at the end of the Briarwood arc, but by season 3 his hand is whole in scenes when he's not wearing his gloves.

[everythingisconfetti]

so I'm starting a Punch Syldor In His Stupid Fucking Face club if anyone wants to join

[rogue205]

Who else thinks that Taryon Darrington likely won’t show up in the animated series? I mean I’m not even sure how they’re gonna handle Scanlan’s leaving for a whole year.

Which is a damn shame because frankly, “Bards Lament” NEEDS to happen.

(And I want him to come also for Vex’s “our leader isn’t here right now” and “this bastard will never replace him”.)

[andi-o-geyser]

despite how you feel about the changes from the stream to the show, if you like or dislike them, i love how inherently hilarious the narrative path tlovm is taking regarding perc’ahlia is because a situationship would literally kill campaign percy and vex like how the internet would kill a small victorian child. they are NOT built for that

[jonsrightrib]

say what you will about Percy de Rolo but I for one am glad that the narrative wants to put him in an industrial meat grinder just as much as I do

[heyfenturd]

the twinz and also percival de rolo getting humbled

[fftwister]

No bard's lament it's so critical rolever

[twicetolivetwicetodie]

If those IMDb listings are correct we're probably not getting Percy back until s4. Which is insane! I need him back NOW