#i loved it. it fucks severely. it's so camp. THE ROCK OPERA EPISODE????

[unnamed-atlas]

Seeing people talk about the Knuckles show like 'it's cool and all but it's just not what fans wanted' Speak for yourself it's exactly what I wanted lmao

[horrorhouse]

Thoughts on Game of Thrones 07x06 - Beyond The Wall

Okay, so I watched the leaked episode. Technically, it wasn’t really a leak since one of the foreign HBO syndicates broadcast the episode several days early. So if you don’t want to know what’s going on (and there will be pictures this time), DO NOT CONTINUE. If you do, you only have yourself to blame. Enjoy!

1. I almost thought Tormund was bi but realized he was just playing head games (pun totally intended) with Gendry. 2. The Hound basically telling Gendry, "Look, you're not dead and you got a shag. Quit being a pussy." 3. I thought Longclaw was going to drive a wedge between Jorah and Jon. I'm so glad it wasn't. And for Jon to offer to give it back to Jorah - very honorable. 4. Littlefinger's plan is coming into motion. He's going to try to convince Sansa to kill Arya. 5. This is when Bran needs to step in and remind them both they've been pawns. 6. Does Sansa REALLY think Cersei cares about the soap opera between the Stark sisters? Cersei's got bigger problems. 7. Fear makes people do unfortunate things. Pretty relevant analogy to our real life current events. 8. Arya's "I'll go with anger" line reminds me of Cersei's "I'll choose violence" line. 9. Oh, and Arya's archery practice memory was a callback to season 1, episode 1. 10. Love Arya's analysis that her father knew she was never meant to follow the rules. 11. "Gingers are beautiful. We're kissed by fire, just like you." - Tormund to The Hound. 12. Don't be hatin' on gingers, Hound! 13. Tormund's learning new slang words for his genitals. Is this a quest or a grade school field trip? 14. Tormund's describing his crush, not realizing she beat the shit out of The Hound. Yep, grade school field trip! 15. Tormund is wild for a blond-haired Amazon who would tear him apart and eat his liver. 

16. Thoros has brought Beric back six times? Once again proves my theory he's actually Buck from Ice Age. 

Can't unsee it now, can you? 17. Jon: "What's the point of serving a god who no one knows what he wants?" Profound. 18. Beric: "Death is the enemy. The first enemy and the last." Again, profound. 19. It's called a penis-showing game, Dany. 20. "He's too little for me." - Dany (to Tyrion) about a relationship with Jon / Say what?!? 21. "You've been known to lose your temper from time to time, as all great leaders do." - Tyrion

22. Tyrion is giving the "Rome wasn't built in a day" speech. 23. The vision from season 2 where Danny was about to touch the Iron Throne but doesn't and sees the ghost of her husband Khal Drogo and their son Rhaego may be a sign she may die after the war but without ever becoming Queen which is why Tyrion's conversation IS important. 24. Meanwhile, back at Camp Idontwanna.... 25. Damn, an undead bear?!? 26. Yeah, Littlefinger, you REALLY don't know where that scroll came from.

My Bullshit-O-Meter is maxxed out. 27. Littlefinger is gonna suggest Sansa make an example of Arya. 28. Oh, so he's convincing to sic Brienne on Arya? 29. Throso's a functioning alcoholic with a flaming sword. Reminds me of a really crazy night of D&D. 30. Whoa! Jon slashed that General (?) and the rest of them crumbled. Bonus! 31. They got one! 32. Damn, put a muzzle on that thing! 33. Shit, they sent Gendry back to Eastwatch WITHOUT A WEAPON! 34. OMFG, they're gonna end up surrounded on that rock. 35. The Hound has Gendry's warhammer! 36. Oh noes, Gendry! 37. HE MADE IT!!! 38. RIP Thoros! 😢 39. And then there were five...

40. The Hound knows not to let good booze go to waste, but Jon's not having it. 41. Yep, Jon and I are thinking the same thing. Wights are like vampires - kill the head vampire, they all die. So go after the Night King. 42. Watch some twist happen like "The Lost Boys". #fuckmax

43. Notice the strange smile on Sansa's face at getting an invitation to King's Landing? Makes me want to slap her. 44. You know Littlefinger had something to do with that. 45. Brienne is going in Sansa's place?!? 46. Oh shit! She's gonna see Jaime! 47. Double shit! Cersei told Jaime, "Don't ever betray me again" after she told him she was pregnant.

48. How much do you wanna bet Brienne and Jaime hook up, Cersei finds out, and loses it on Brienne? What if she accuses Brienne of treason, forces her to trial by combat, and Brienne volunteers herself as her own champion....before Cersei names Jaime to be HER champion? They'd be forced to kill one or the other. OR Jaime could kill Cersei (fulfilling the prophecy) but then The Mountain would kill him. I need to stop thinking about this.... 49. Brienne knows Littlefinger is a threat to the Starks. 50. Sansa, you thought it was safe at Winterfell with Ramsay Bolton until he proved you wrong. Put your ego aside and listen to Brienne. 51. Sansa, you cunt. 52. Awww, sleepy dragons! 53. Yay! Dany to the rescue! 54. The Hound is having a one-sided, hardcore snowball fight. 55. Shit just got real. 56. This fight is BADASS! 57. Yep, the Red Shirts are gone. 58. DRAGONS!! 59. Dany's holding out her hand to Jon but he's willing to fight to the end. 60. Oh shit! The Night King has a giant, icy spear.... 61. MOTHERFUCKER! WHICH DRAGON DID HE HIT?!?!?!? 62. Dany looks white as a ghost. 63. Speaking of, where the hell is Ghost? He hasn't been around all season! 64. Night King almost got Drogon. FUCK! 65. And they almost lost Jorah! Just when we got him back! 66. Jon?!? 67. JON?!?!? 68. YES! JON'S LIKE A CAT! 69. WTF is he thinking going up against the Night King's army by himself?!? 70. UNCLE BENJEN!!!! 71. Benjen sacrificed himself for his family. Again. 72. Is The Hound going to King's Landing with that whiny pile of bones? 73. Dany was waiting for Jon..... 74. She's seen the stabbing scars on his torso. Now she knows it's not a figure of speech. 75. Sansa's falling further into Littlefinger's trap. 76. She found Walder Frey's face!! 77. Arya playing the Game of Faces with Sansa. 

78. "The world doesn't just let girls decide what they're going to be." - Arya

79. Holy shit, Arya's gone DARK!! 80. Sansa just got burned more than those Wights during the battle. 81. Now Sansa's the last one seen with the Catspaw dagger. Let's see where it ends up. 82. Dany doesn't need or want Jon to bend the knee at this point. So far, he's never given her reason to doubt him. 83. Awww, he called her Dany! 84. Way to kill the mood by bringing up your creepy brother, Dany. 85. Jon called Dany MY QUEEN and I got goosebumps. 86. OMFG, Jon's eyes right now.... 87. Poor Jon's blue balls... 88. WTF?!? 89. NO! 90. OH FUCK NO!!!

92. Well, at this point I think it's safe to say there's now a level playing field.

Until next week.....