#i love them muchly and at some point i'm going to actually dive into Them Getting Together. they would be such a disaster

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if you have any thoughts ready to share about tomroman, silly or serious, intricate rituals, ways they would make each other worse, or even if you have a stance on the who tops discourse i would be absolutely delighted to read them

tomroman my boys my beloved funtime guys who got masters degrees in homoerotic tension but flunked out of following through??? yes i suppose i have some thoughts

okay first of all i can end the "who tops" discourse right here and now. i joked that neither of them could top in that one post, but that was me being mean and cruel for fun and profit (and also probably some light homophobia that i osmosised through them). if there was a kinsey scale for topping, with 0 being "always bottoms, with no proclivity for topping" and 6 being "always tops, with no proclivity for bottoming" tom is a 2 (he is a service top who doesn't know what "service top" means, unfortunately) and roman is a 1 (he's a bottom in denial. once he accepts this, he turns into a bottom who occasionally likes to roleplay that he's the type of person who could top).

so when they begin the relationship, roman demands to top because He Is A Top and it's all fine and it's definitely not bad it's just. you know. fine. but unfortunately tom does have a dick the size of a red sequoia and roman isn't immune to fantasies, and so he does offer to bottom just this once, (and only if tom agrees not to be fucking weird about it-) and tom is a talker and a praiser, and. well. there's no going back from that. (roman does still top sometimes, and it goes significantly better than when he used to, because dick is just better from a dude who's willing to admit he likes getting fucked. it just is.)

and also just for the record, they are the most disgusting couple alive. roman is like a cat, he follows tom around room to room, sitting in random spots (which is a coincidence btw. yes he already ate, he's just in the dining room with tom because the chairs (that roman's sitting on incorrectly) are comfortable. and he moves to the living room because he needs to charge his phone. and also he needs to go to the kitchen real quick because he's in the mood for some cantaloupe. obviously. also tom, cut this cantaloupe, since you're already grabbing a water-). and tom is a dirty dirty enabler and kisses him whenever they walk past each other and keeps up a constant stream of chatter that roman always responds to, no matter how inane, because he is literally incapable of not talking.

the verdict is love your honor :\