#i love tan gakupo

[hello-im-not-a-possum]

How would you feel if I told you that I ship your Prophet!Sam and your Sane!Sam together?

Do you want my absolute, honest opinion about that, Anon?

I’d laugh my ass off because do you know who my very first mental image of pre-inked Sammy Lawrence looked like?

This motherfucker minus the flowers (’clothes’ can be debated):

Say hello to Shin Megami Tensai IV’s NARCISSUS. AKA The Greek mythical figure who rejected every suitor he ever had, some suffering terrible fates because of his rejections, and died because he fell in love with his own reflection, his body turning into the flowers that bear his name. AKA The world’s biggest disaster gay.

Before you ask, yes, I did simp for him while playing the game and I simped hard. That’s why his sexy gnc af self was my first Sammy draft.

While my current mental image of him is more ‘the well-tanned lovechild of Kamui Gakupo (vocaloid) and Rubber Soul (JJBA)’. (Because for story purposes I wanted him to be as charismatic as he is creepy and as handsome as he is horrifically disgusting.) As long as Sane!Sam isn’t aware that Prophet!Sam is actually a different version of him, then just like the infamous twunk of death I originally thought he looked like, that ship would mutually sail for a bit and then it would sink in ‘they ain’t getting out of this alive’ ways. Possibly in either a mirror pool or a sea of ink.

Further adding onto “My Sam’s not narcissistic, but he is a modern Narcissus” thing. He’d also fall in love with a lot of other Sams in the Sammyverse, until he realizes that these other handsome, long-haired musicians with pretty eyes and sharp faces are alternate versions of him from other universes. (Due to him recognizing that the sultry voices coming out of their mouths are the same as his own). And then he’d shut himself off from the rest of the world and die of embarrassment.

[yuumatakupo]

I was tagged by both @teenagehelp and @verybadmau because gdi they need to know what a trash heap of a person I am

Tag 9 people you want to get to know better

(guaranteed to make u hate my guts in ten seconds or less)

Top 4 Ships

1.) Heavy and Medic, Team Fortress 2

literally the fucking ship that got me to use tumblr and the single greatest ship of that whole game. that's why its number 1

2.) Gakupo Kamui and Big Al, Vocaloid

im a sucker for rarepairs. these are my 2 fav loids and there's literally a song out there written for them and their bromance. also if I'm not mistaken @teenagehelp drew a pic of this ship for me and I cant fuckin find it

3.) Maximillion Pegasus and Dr. Vellian Crowler YuGiOh! GX

I JUST REALLY LIKE THEM TOGETHER OK FUCKING FITE ME

4.) Elliott and Harvey, Stardew Valley

👏bookworm solidarity👏 (also gdi im big gay for elliott)

(5.) the secret ship, cad and taku bc i love these dorks mole and i write, thank mokachahan for the doodle bc it's the only image I have)

(lanky vamp boi + long tan and handsome, thirsty dumbass solidarity is the ultimate ship)

Last Song

it was literally The Penis (Eek!) by surrashu and I hate that this is a sentence i have to type

Last Movie

Hotel Transylvania 3, ive been catching up on my animated movies on the netflix and im a sucker for that bastard genndy tartakovsky

Reading

ok let's get one thing straight, i may be literate but the N U T doesnt fucking read ok, i hate reading anything longer than like 12 paragraphs

(aka it was probably lewd fanfiction)

What foods are you craving right now?

MOTHERFUCKING PIZZA HUT BRING ME THE C H E E S Y C R U S T G A R L I C B R E A D

...

ok we done here lemme pull the list out my ass here and tag what little people i still remotely remember use this hellsite

@r4gn0r0k @ask-kamui-gakupo @crowned-grimmsnarl @moritiramisu @ask-maxie-boy @this-wreckage @uzendayou @therealimperialcombine @malchikpride

[icarus-imagines]

Len Kagamine X Fan!Reader -Part 1-

Request from an internet friend~

How about a Len Kagamine, from Vocaloid, and I'm his biggest fan that shows up to all concerts/fan meets but isn’t weird and or creepy, please?

Word Count: 2,187

Category: Vocaloid

~My Idol~

Your hands shook as you held one of the smallest yet most significant pieces of paper. A VIP ticket to your all-time favorite band, Vocaloid. Which included backstage passes, spending time with the whole band, and a short date with your favorite band member. You didn't obsess over them. But you loved them. They helped you get through your life, through thick and thin with their motivational songs and heart-wrenching lyrics. You owed a lot to them. This was your once in a lifetime ticket to finally thank them for all they had done for you. The only problem was...

How are you going to get to Japan?

You lived in (C/n). You couldn't possibly round up enough money to get a round trip plane pass by the time the date was set. And like that you're hopes to meet them were crushed. You would never be able to meet them you looked back to the box you had taken the small card from. Had they given you a ticket?

Setting the ticket down carefully, like it was your newborn baby, you searched the box carefully for anything in the stuffing.

Aha!

You're (Pale/Tanned/Black/etc) skin brushed against something and as you pulled it out your eyes widened. In big black and build letter read:

ROUND TRIP TICKET

(YOU'RE COUNTRY & CAPITAL)

TOKYO, JAPAN

Tears almost began filling your eyes as your dreams were refilled like a big yellow balloon at a birthday party. Your life was saved! Setting the ticket down next to the VIP pass an envelope dropped. Picking it up your eyes scanned the envelope, discovering it looked exactly the same as the envelope which you found your VIP ticket in.

Slowly opening the envelope you pulled out...Another VIP ticket? It looked the same, but instead, it was silver instead of a platinum gold. Even so, it still shined as brightly.

You carefully read the written contents to find out, by some miracle you could bring a friend. They would be able to go backstage with you and spend some time with the band. The only downside was they didn't get to go on a date, but rather choose a band member to give them a bouquet.

You instantly knew who was going to go with you on this special occasion. (BF/n). It was an obvious choice and you knew if you didn't pick them nobody else would go with. You were both Vocaloid fanatics, though you knew she was a bit more crazy.

You thought of yourself as an average lover of Vocaloid. You didn't go crazy and rarely told anybody you loved Vocaloid. But deep down maybe you were a bit crazy though. Maybe, because of that one special person in the group...

Len...

Len Kagamine...

The way he beautifully sang from the depths of his heart. Whether it be an emotionally heart-wrenching or a hope-filled song, you were always brought to tears by his depth. He was your all-time favorite, and what you wouldn't do to meet him just once and tell him from the bottom of your heart just how much you felt about his music.

How lucky you were to be given this chance.

~*~*~*~

Your feet made the littlest bit of noise on the hot concrete as you raced with a big smile on your face to your best friends house. Sprinting up to the doors you almost couldn't contain your excitement as you knocked in the dark wood door a bit too hard.

It was opened almost instantly, by your best friend. You're words almost stumbled over each other, still panting from your quick run. They stopped you a bit confused.

"Take it slow, tell me what happened."

"Len...VIP ticket...Vocaloid," you panted out. "Come with me?"

You're friends excited (E/c) eyes widened. Their arms wrapped around you and squeezed you. Hard.

They realized this as your face turned a light hue of blue. Setting you down they apologized immediately.

"Sorry, it's just are we really going!?"

"Yes, but you didn't answer my question," you repeated it. "Coming with me?"

"Of course!" They almost screamed in happiness. "Now when are we going?"

"Two days..."

~*~*~*~

You and (BF/n) had packed together the whole rest of the day. The plane was scheduled for the early hours of tomorrow so you two slept earlier than normal. It would take (**) hours, so you prepared to be energized for the trip there.

Rising early in the morning you both were ready and set. Taking a quick cab there you both boarded. And as you both sat down looking out of the window at the sky you couldn't help but sort of shut down and really think.

You were given the chance of meeting the one person in the world you never thought would ever know you even existed. Your heart clenched just imagining the shining face of your beloved idol telling you hello and welcoming you to the rest of the band. It was like a fairy tale. Even if you only had two days to spend in Japan. You would make the most of it.

You only hoped that he would be as happy to see you.

~*~*~*~

"Hurry! We don't have much time!" (BF/n) yelled taking a hold of your left wrist. In your right hand, you clutched the tickets close to your chest as not to lose them.

You had both woken up a bit late and were know hurriedly running to the ginormous building that held the concert after hauling a cab on the crowded streets.

You passed a few people who either gave you confused and/or knowing smiles making you blush at the unwanted attention.

Arriving at the gate you were escorted by two head bodyguards to a slightly hidden door to the side. Going through it you were both walking through a long winding hallway. As you went through you read the permanent nameplates:

-MIKU-

-KAITO-

-GAKUPO-

-RIN-

-LEN-

Your body almost stopped in surprise at seeing Len's dressing room. You almost thought of yourself as a pervert for a second, thinking about Len getting undressed in that very room. Shaking away the thought you trailed behind the bodyguards until they got to a door labeled:

-BACKSTAGE-

You tried to even your breathing as (BF/n) took a hold of your (Smooth/Rough/etc) hand on their own. You turned your head to them and smiled as they offered a reassuring smile.

The door opened and your breath caught in your throat at the sight.

Disregarding the few select others that also received VIP tickets who were talking to their respective idols your eyes trailed to the one person your heart beat the fastest for.

His back was to you, but you knew it was him instantly. His hair was in the usual short ponytail, the yellow of his hair bright and radiant like the sun itself. Maybe it was an exaggeration, but he was practically beauty.

He raised his head up, almost as if he knew someone was looking at him and turned towards you two. You're eyes met and locked instantly. A blush raised to your cheeks as he offered a small smile and approached you.

"You must be (L/n)-san, correct?" He bowed low in greeting. You did the same, a bit nervously. Raising up he continued, holding his hand out to you. "It's nice to meet you, miss. My names Len Kagamine."

Such a gentleman, you thought.

You took his hand in yours, and you noticed how soft and warm it was. But unfortunately, you had to let go. You took notice of his clothes. You instantly knew he was going to sing 'Remote Control', meaning he would be joined by Rin.

"Likewise,"you're replied shyly. "But," you started,"how do you know my name?"

He emitted a small chuckle at your question as he answered, "You're the last ones to arrive." Your blush deepens.

The last ones?

"Sorry, did we keep you waiting long?" You ask worriedly. "We tried to be as quick as possible..."

He waved his hand, brushing it off. "No, no. You're right on time actually."

You breathed out a silent sigh of relief at his words. "Thank god. We wouldn't want to keep you waiting."

"Ya," (BF/n) joined in. "that would make us look horrible."

Len nodded as he looked at the other members. He turned back to you with a grin. "It seems we'll be starting in a few minutes. Do you think you'll be able to pick you Vocaloid member?"

Your eyes squinted a bit in confusion, but after a second you understand what he was trying to ask. You nodded. "I see, but I don't know who's been taken..."

Len nodded in understanding. "Well everybody has been taken except for (Your Choice) and me. You can both decide which one of us you would like. Be careful of your choice," he said. You looked at him noticing he was looking at you expectantly.

"Yes, we'll be careful."

"Oh!" his blue orbs widen in realization. "Can you help me with something?"

"Um, sure." before you could say goodbye to your best friend he had taken hold of your wrist and had taken you to a table that held a variety of cosmetics and other small accessories.

"You would think that after all this time I would be able to do it myself, but unfortunately no," he mumbled in disappointment.Did he hold up a box with...contacts? "Can you help me put these in?"

"Of course," you replied as you took the box. "But what if I hurt you?"

"I'm sure you won't," he reassured you. "I trust you."

Sitting down in the nearest chair he got into position as he raised his head up. "This alright?" he asked.

"Yes, perfect," you said.

Taking one contact out you put your other hand on his shoulder to keep him from moving him. Though honestly, it might be to help you to not shake and be stable. You lowered it onto his eyes carefully. You set it down and quickly retracted your arms as he blinked rapidly getting used to it. You did the other the same exact way taking notice of the way his even breathing almost sped up the closer you got to him. Finishing the job quickly and without error, you were extremely happy you didn't hurt him at all.

He quickly stood up and caught you by surprise by giving you a hug. You were hesitant, but eventually, you hugged him back as you secretly were screaming on the inside your mind.

He let go after a bit, beaming down at you. You looked up seeing his eyes a vibrant green with a lighter green plus sign. It perfectly matched his outfit. Yoh almost which you had beautiful eyes like Len or even just his fake contacts instead of your own (E/c) orbs. But dismissed it.

"Thank you so much. My sister, Rin, is busy getting dressed so you do this for me instead was a big help," he gushed still beaming down at you.

You simply gave him a small smile as you waved your hand in their hair, dismissing your help as a mere kindness. "No need to thank me, it was a pleasure helping you."

He nodded but frowned as you both heard the cheering get louder, signaling the beginning of the long-awaited concert.

"Seems you have to go," you silently sighed hoping you had got more time to speak with him. You hadn't yet thanked him or anything.

He nodded,"Yes, being me is quite a hassle. I hope to see you front row in the audience, I'll wave to you?"

You nodded at his friendly suggestion. "I would like that."

Nodding Len turned and began walking towards the entryway to the stage, unwrinkling his outfit along the way.

Your hands started to fidget as they clasped together. You stood there as you built up the courage to talk to him and just as he was beginning to put on the head here to sing you desperately called out for him, hoping he could hear you over the shouts of thousands of fangirls.

"Len!"

He turned to you confusion and relief on his face.

"Is," you started shakily. "Is it alright if you could be my idol?"

A few seconds to you felt like years and when he finally offered a big smile and a final nod before going onstage to greet his fans you let out a big breath of air you had unintentionally held in. You couldn't believe your own words even as they had flown out of your mouth.

You asked Len.

And he said yes...

Len was your Idol.

What did you get yourself into?

[il-giardino-del-castello]

Canzoni di Hitoshizuku & Yama

✰

- Yamato Nadeshiko [Luka e Miku] [originale: Miku]

- Last song ~ Namida no umi e ~ | Last mermaid song ~ Sea of tears ~ [Miku]

- Arigatou no Kiseki | Miracles of Thanks [Miku]

- Soundless Voice [Len]

- Proof of Life [Rin]

- Endless Wedge [Len]

- Yumezakura | Dreamy Cherry Blossom [Rin e Len]

- Synchronicity 1: Kimi wo Sagasu Sora | Looking for You in the Sky [Len]

- Synchronicity 2: Hikari to Kage no Rakuen | Paradise of Light and Shadow [Rin e Len]

- Synchronicity 3: Meguru Sekai no Requiem | Requiem of the Spinning World [Rin e Len]

- Mahou no Te | Magical Hands [Len]

- Himitsu ~ Kuro no Chikai ~ | Alluring Secret ~ Black Vow ~ [Rin e Len]

- Himitsu ~ Shiro no Chikai ~ | Alluring Secret ~ White Vow ~ [Miku] 

- Himitsu ~ Seisen no Chikai ~ | Alluring Secret ~ Holy War Vow ~ [Mikuo, Kaito e Lily]

- Ama yume rou | Rain Dream Tower [Miku e Rin]

- Koi yami rou | Dark Love Tower [Len]  - Milcrown Rensa | Milcrown Chain [Miku] - Karakuri卍Burst [Rin e Len]

- Unmei gokko | Make-believe fate [Rin e Len] 

- Oikakekko wa yume no naka | Chasing in a dream [Rin e Len] 

- Re:birthed [Rin e Len]

- Monochrome ni saku Kurenai | The Scarlet that blooms into Monochrome [Miku]  - Ikasama Casino | Trickery Casino [Rin e Len] - Haitoku no Hana | Corrupted Flower [Rin e Len] - Tengoku to Jigoku | Heaven and Hell [Rin e Len] - 1000 Time Capsule | 1000 Years Time Capsule [Mayu] - Onegai Sekai | Please World [Rin] [originale: Ia] - Itachigokko Lovers | Cat and Mouse Lovers [Len] - Meisou Rhapsody | Straying Rhapsody [Gumi, Gakupo e Lily] - Bad ∞ End ∞ NighT [8Voc]

- Crazy ∞ NighT [8Voc]

- Twilight ∞ NighT [8Voc]

- Ever ∞ Lasting ∞ NighT [8Voc] - Mahou no Kagami [Rin e Len]

- Kagami no Mahou [Len]  - Ookami wa Akazukin ni Koi wo Shita | The Wolf That Fell in Love with Little Red Riding Hood [Rin e Len] - Hakoniwa no Yume | Dream of Miniature Garden [Ia] - Prologue [Rin]  - Aka to Shiro to Kuro no Keifu | Genealogy of Red and White and Black [Rin, Len e Lily] - Ingaritsu no Hana | Casuality Flower [Rin e Len]  - Onigashima no Shitou | Mortal Combat of the Demon's Island [8Voc]  - Shikiori no Hane | Seasonal Feathers [Rin e Len] - Mikansei Hiirou Tan | Incomplete Hero Tales [Len]  - Kaitou F no Scenario ~ Kieta Daiya no Nazo ~ | Phantom Thief F's Scenario ~ Mystery of The Missing Diamond ~ [10Voc] - Yuutousei Syndrome | Syndrome of Honor Student [Rin]  - Trick or Treat [Rin e Len] [originale: Azuki e Matcha]  - Song for I [Len] 

- Song for S [Yuuma]  - Boukoku no Nemesis | Nemesis of the Lost Kingdom [Rin e Len] - Slowly Sky [Yuuma] [originale: Clear]  - Chou to Hana to Kumo | Butterfly and Flower and Spider [Rin, Len e Yuuma] - Amagoi Uta | The Song for Praying for the Rain [Rin e Len] [originale: Rin]  - Party x Party [6Voc] - Unmei no Megami | Goddess of Fate [Miku e Len]  - Mugen Drop | Drop of Fantasy [Ia]  - Danzai no Serenata | Serenata of Convinction [Yuuma]  - Itsuka, Cinderella ga | Someday, my Cinderella will come [Len] - Kaizoku F no Shouzou | Pirate F's Portrait [Len, Rin, Kaito, Meiko, Luka] - Juusan Banme no Mokushiroku | The Apocalypse 13th [Rin e Len] - Kannazuki no Tomurai ~Yado Shinobu no Shuukaku-sai~ | Funeral of the Tenth Lunar Month ~Harvest Festival of an Old Grudge ~ [Len, Kaito, Gakupo, Yuuma, Mikuo]  - Zetchou Patissier | Peak Patissier [Rin e Len] 

- Amazing Dolce [Meiko, Rin e Len]  - Hoshiori Uta | Orihime Song [Rin e Len] - Rettousei Syndrome | Poor Student Syndrome [Len]  - Akatsuki no Monologue | Dawn's Monologue [Rin e Len]  - Epilogue [Len]  - Aiyoku no Prisoner | Prisoner of Love and Desire [Rin e Len] - Kotonoha Yuugi | Word Games [Rin e Len] - Shizumi yuku Ai | Sinking Sorrow [Ia]  - Renai Game | Love Game [Len] - Meitei Distortion | Drunken Distortion [Kaito e Gakupo]  - Butaiura no Hanayome | Backstage Bride [Rin]  - Shoujo Ningyou no mita Yume | The Dream the Girl Doll dreamed [Rin e Len] - Love is...? [Rin]  - Welcome to the Mirror Sound’s Kingdom [Rin e Len] - Nanakorobi Yaoki Sennen no Tabi | A Thousand-Year Journey of Enduring Failures [Len e Rin] - Iroha ni jinsei-chou | The book of life ABC [6Voc] - Hiyashite Narasou Okashi no Ii Oto | The Great Sound of Chilled Snacks [Miku] - Departures [Rin e Len] [originale: Globe] 

- Mistletoe ~Tamashii no Yadorigi~ | Mistletoe ~Soul's Mistletoe~ [Rin e Len]

- Mistletoe ~Tensei no Yadorigi~ | Mistletoe ~ The Tree of Reincarnation~ [Rin e Len] - Memories [Rin e Len]  - VersuS [Rin e Len]  - Gensou Pianist | Illusion Pianist [Len]

- Kuusou Waitress | Imaginary Waitress [Rin]  - Rensou Actress ~Kariudo to Kemono~ | Association Actress ~Hunter & Beast~ [Meiko e Kaito] - Shukufuku no Messiah to Ai no Tou | Blessed Messiah and the Tower of AI [10Voc] - 2D-Idolatry [Miku e Kaito]   - Sekibetsu no Himawari | Sunflowers of Parting Regrets [Rin e Len] - Heroes [6Voc]  

- Villains [6Voc]   - Sister's∞mercY ~Vampire and Sister~ [Rin e Len]

- Vampire’s ∞ pathoS ~Vampire and Sister~ [Len] - Yuugen no Onmyouji ~Oni to Onmyouji~ | Mysterious Onmyoji ~Ogre and Onmyoji~ [Yuuma] 

- Tsubaki Oni ~Oni to Onmyouji~ | Camellia Ogre ~Ogre and Onmyoji~ [Ia] 

- Dear my Misery ~Ookami Otoko to Ryoushi~ | Dear my Misery ~Werewolf and Hunter~ [Kaito] 

- Gunshot Alarm ~Ookami Otoko to Ryoushi~ | Gunshot Alarm ~Werewolf and Hunter~ [Kaito]  - Last Knight Battle ~Dragon to Kishi~ | Last Knight Battle ~Dragon and Knight~ [Meiko] 

- It's a Dragon Party ~Dragon to Kishi~ | It's a Dragon Party ~Dragon and Knight~ [Miku]

- Mushinronsha no Alchemy ~Kagakusha to Yuurei~ | Atheist's Alchemy ~Scientist and Ghost~ [Gakupo] 

- Toumei Hana ~Kagakusha to Yuurei~ | Transparent Flower ~Scientist and Ghost~ [Luka] 

- Glorious Score ~Eiyuu to Majo~ | Glorious Score ~Hero and Witch~ [Len] 

- Downfall Score ~Eiyuu to Majo~ | Downfall Score ~Hero and Witch~ [Rin] 

- Intermezzo [12Voc]

- Queen Thumbelina [6Voc]

- Alice in N.Y. [10Voc]

-  Hengetsu no Shura | Carnage under the Crescent Moon [Gakupo]

-  Akasha no Tabibito | A Traveller in Akasha [Kaito]

- Gift [Rin e Len]

-  Bethlehem no Hoshi e | To the Star of Bethlehem [Miku]