#i love talking and getting asks i don't bite i prommy

[sainteclectic]

you can always ask me anything about these weird bugs btw. I never know where to begin extrapolating on my thoughts, but I have many of them so I probably have a way too rambly answer for you

[jovenshires]

hey gang!

i've been thinking, and i think it's about time i take a tiny, teeny lil hiatus. just wanted to let you know i'll be gone for a lil while (hopefully a week+ depending on how it goes). this is NOT because of any of you - in fact i am going to miss you all dearly. just think i need a bit of a mental health reset luvs.

i will have my queue running - i've upped the time and number of posts as well so it will run throughout my normal hours here - and i have content (incorrect tweets, some video edits, gifsets, etc.) lined up until. like may so don't worry about that snkjfk (i won't be gone for that long prommy i just do a lot of content prep). i'll also be watching smosh every day as per usual, and still working on stuff while im gone!! i think this'll be a really great opportunity to get some work done - i have so many fics and passion projects lined up that im really excited about, so hopefully i'll get to finish those in the meantime and i may be back to post them <3 at the very least i'll be back by valentines day for the smoshblr exchange!!

i won't be checking my notifs, the smosh tag, or anything like that. if you want me to see smth in the meantime, hit me with a tag or a dm and i promise i'll see it when i get back. my askbox is still open but i'm afraid i probably won't be answering anything for the time being. if you're an anon who sends me asks - please please please keep sending them to me. truly you have no idea how much i enjoy our silly lil daily chats, they mean the world to me. i will be back to answer them as soon as i feel like im ready <3 and as for dms, i will answer them once i come back, but if you wanna talk to me urgently, i have discord/snapchat/whatsapp/etc where you can find me if you want to hmu for those <3 even if we've never spoken before!! i don't bite and i love friends prommy. i'll def be around for the rest of the day if you want to get my info!

like i said, i'll be around if anyone has any burning questions or wants to chat. i love you all, keep going strong, and be good while i'm gone. in my honor, please follow my golden rules: be kind to one another, make lots of silly goofy content, and, most importantly, do whatever you want forever. love ya! :)

[weirdfreakshow]

i’ve just realized on this blog all my asks have been random funnies only one horny post so far, sounds like me

also i want so desperately to commission you but i’ve never commissioned before and i’m scared and broke, your art is so hot void fr fr

anyways recently been thinking about the old skizzpulse teacher au from grub (idk what name they go by-) because it was so hot i love problematic high school aus like that and bully joel au, speaking of i can’t remember did you reblog the art from that one?

sorry for the random ramblings it just kinda spiraled but oh well

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oh I totally get it, commissioning is scary asf for no reason, especially the part abt talking to the person???? and making your request?? 😭😭😭 NERVEWRACKING and I TOTALLY understand the broke part, I'm taking commissions for a reason after all LOL but thank you for the energy! I prommy I'm trustworthy and very nice I don't bite if you try to commission me I prommy i prommy. But it's okay if you can't

ALSO FUCJ YES I LOVE YOU TEACHERSTUDRNT IMPSKIZZ AU AND I MISS YOU EVERY DAY I'VE BEEN THINKING VAGUELY ABOUT IT FOR WEEKS NOW. Also! Yeah! I reposted it, I'll reblog it right after I post this ask so you get to see it yeah?

Also dw I allow you specifically bcus I like you duck

[stars-in-a-jam-jar]

[JUMPS IN YOUR INBOX] YOU! KEEP TALKING.

Saw your analysis post information Marble Sky and was incredibly intrigued by how well you connected details in the story. I hadn't caught the detail of Holly presumably being an incredibly important member of his species because of his addition to The Vault. That's a very nice catch. Additionally, I do think you're right about the Vault's function being long-term preservation rather than a holding place for people about to be killed. Holly's obviously been there long enough to put down literal roots and has been onserved to be peaceful enough that Ward was placed with him for co-habitation.

Not only does that imply that Sculptors cares about his subjects not killing each other, but he also has found through rooting around in Ward's brain that humans are social creatures and need social interaction to maintain vitality. If he has plans to kill Ward, it wouldn't make sense for him to place him with another inmate, giving him a "roomie" suggests that he plans to keep Ward long-term, and in fair mental condition. The same applies to Holly as well. Nobodies stopped him from growing plants in the Vault, despite him obviously being captured and under surveillance. If we're to assume that proximjty to vegetation is important for teegardians (tbh its important for humans too, but I digress) then it can be assumed that they're trying to keep him sane as well. Not for anything good, mind you, but it implies Sculptor isn't a "mad" scientist but rather a thorough and clinically practical one.

I have Thoughts about other aspects of your analysis (positive ones prommy) but this ask is very long. Anyway A+ analysis you forced me to overcome social anxiety to brain dump in your inbox haha

Thank you♡♡♡♡♡

I love when a scientist who's Objectively A Bad Guy is also Objectively A Good Scientist, it makes everything feel so tactile, if that's the way to describe it. "Some of you will die be horrifically traumatized and violated by weird information scraping biotech. But that is a sacrifice I am willing to make."

There seems to be established protocols around the situation with the humans. 'We found a primitive spacecraft with creatures inside.' 'The edible kind?' Ward says he feels like they're being watched. Ecliptica warns Alcor not to bite Oscar because he doesn't know where he's been. These Are Very Organized People, and because we the audience are more inclined to lean into Oscar's POV than Ward's on account of wanting to see Oscar successfully woo this big scary alien, we don't notice how Fucking Terrifying That Organization Is. An organization facilitated by Sculptor's deeply unethical science because final leadership defaults to Ecliptica due to her being the biggest and strongest.

Like. Like the Echolocators a curious species, but in a universe where they are some of the most dangerous things in space, so everyone, especially high ranking officials like Sculptor and Ecliptica, just confidently takes what they want. The hierarchy within their own colony is functionally the only thing that gives any of them pause. When Ecliptica is testing how far Oscar's trust in her not being a danger to him goes, Alcor fearfully scurries out of his arms because 'Oh shit, the moon is getting up in my space, I gotta get out of here.' and he looks on anxiously as she picks Oscar up because Oscar is his fun big dude who tastes like a great snack when he bites him and has this cool music stuff in his headphones. It's perfectly fine for Alcor to crawl all over and cling to Oscar, but suddenly Oscar is up close and personal with the most dangerous thing in Alcor's life and he just stands next to Ward anxiously flicking his tail around.

I have an idea mostly based around uhhh nothing I guess that it's not that female Echolocators are rare or anything, it's that they're Extremely Territorial and very likely to fucking Kill one another.

[pandagirlbutt]

ABOUT

● hi hi omg hiiii! i'm jade, i'm 23 and use she/her pronouns! i'm a transgirl and i play video games a lot and i am also in a constant state of horny

● i tag my own posts as #railside rambles and my own pictures (despite their infrequency) as #me face!

● i frequently post abt vore and general monsterfuckery, i dont tag this stuff bc i'm so so cute

● i love getting asks and dms! feel free to ask and/or dm me anything please please please! if i don't reply, i probably didn't see it because tumblr loves to eat my mentions and messages

● feel free to flirt w me or send me cock or whatever im so so cute and sweet :3

● all of my posts are totally cool to reblog unless otherwise specified! go nuts show nuts w/e

● if u want my main or my discord or my social security number or anything please please please message me!!!!! i love talking 2 people and i dont bite i prommy!!!!!

[kirexa]

* Viper related reasons

(^THANKS FOR THIS @runetallem LOL)

Kiri is NOT a funky little guy in post limit :3

^not entirely accurate bcuz I forget sometimes lol

Please no donation asks.

I have nothing to donate. They will be deleted.

Notes goal post

PFP is a: Brazilian rainbow boa!

Kiri interests 🤩🤩

• Twisted Wonderland

• Your Turn To Die

• Project Sekai

• SNAKES (hyperfixation)

• Mystic Messenger

• Persona Five

• Hazbin (🏴‍☠️)

I also have @identifying-snakes-in-posts !!!!!! I'll try 2 be active there :3

DO NOT FOLLOW IF SNAKES TRIGGER YOU!!! I POST UNTAGGED SNAKES N SHIT. SORRY.

Adding this above the readmore because I love attention: PLEASE TAG ME IN ANYTHING YOU THINK I WOULD LIKE I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER. SNAKES. 2ND YEARS. ANY TWST THING. ANY YTTD THING. ANYTHING.

^ Note that you can tag me in tag games but I don't usually get to them, sorry!

He/They/She or whatever idrc

Kirexa/Roma/whatever as long as it's clear you mean me

Autism + ADHD diagnosed but it always feels like I'm faking UHM also questioning cluster B (too scaredsies to genuinely label myself so it's gonna stay questioning 👍) + probably c-ptsd

If you want to be moots talk to me!!! I prommy I don't bite 🫶🫶

I AM A MINOR. I don't care if adults follow me, but do NOT follow me if you post only 18+ content.

I run @idia-spotted and @goop-painter-real for some reason, can't guarantee activity over there.

@kiris-snake-bs is where I'm gonna put a lot of my snake posting!!!!

I spam reblog tell me if u dont want me to do that to your posts

I dont vent often but if I do it will be tagged simply "k vent" or untagged. sorry.

Uh idk anything else to add I'll do some more later

MY TAGS BECAUSE IM A SILLY LOSER WHO WILL LOSE THEM IF I DONT ADD THEM;

I try to always tag #twst book 6 and #twst book 7!

I tag characters with only their first name!!! Except Akechi I usually tag him as Akechi and uhm Akira akiren Ren I use them all.

Basic things are (fandom abrv (if applicable)) art/memes/writing/maybe smth else I've used b4 but idr

#fav: favs, I usually try to keep fandom stuff out of this though! (I still put fandom stuff there tho..)

#abs fav: again self explanatory (with fandom stuff though)

#my favs: my posts!!! That I love!!! That made me happy to make!!! Posts I don't wanna lose <3

#<3: this one is weird uhn. It's just favs but when it's fandom related!

#fave: heartwarming/mental health favs <3

#*b: this is weird too IT JUST MEANS BASED ON MY LIKES LOL I don't like typing it out ><

#*: honestly I don't know I think I use it to keep track of posts that I add on to? Adding a comment on the reblog instead of just tags.

#kirexa (media): liveblogging tag!!! (Unless I go back and mass tag edit u won't find sao/dangan games/yttd under this,, smtimes I abbreviate smtimes I don't (twst is abbreviated but Witch's Heart isn't for example!))

#kirexas (media): to differentiate liveblogging tag from just thoughts I have abt a media ,, not always used.

#adventures of kiris 5yo sister - my sister being a menace

#kiri hits their fucking limit (real!!1!1): me when I fuckign hit my (post) limit with one post

#kiri shrieks ★: laugh out loud tag

#kirexa answers: self explanatory lolol

#kirexa hall of fame: anything funny that is even vaguely kirexa related

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Going absolutely insnae*

[likesofsue]

“Hi, Sue. How’re you doing? Whoa… shit… Is that a bandage? What happened? Y’know that’s very metal. You’re not hurt, are you? I hope nobody hurt my little birdie. If they did, hehe, I might have to go full Dungeon Master on their ass. But if not, then that’s fine too. Oh, Sue… no, no, you’re never a bother. Actually, you’re quite entertaining, very fun to be around. You’re not whiny or clingy or anything like that. Although I understand if you’re still a little shy around me. A lot of people think I’m mean and scary. Ya know… I was a little nervous when I first met you? I thought… you might be a little scary too, but you’ve never struck me as mean. But really, you’re so sweet and fun. You just… you get me, y’know? You’re not asking for too much. You’re not annoying. Quite the opposite, actually. And cuddling a bit later sounds fun. My uncle might not be back around my trailer for a while if you do still want cuddles. I don’t bite, I promise.”

— Eddie

Hi Eddie! I'm okay, I guess. Maybe a bit tired again. And my left hand is kinda dead pffft. Yep, it's a bandage. I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier. I'm fine, I prommy. You know, sometimes I donate blood plasma and I need to wear a bandage after that so I don't, well, bleed out. You are so cute, oh my gosh. I appreciate this a whole lot, but you don't have to do that. I'll be good. Maybe the Dungeon Master could be really silly with me later, hehe. Oh okay... *sigh* Thank you for telling me that. Sometimes I just overthink and worry too much. Bad memories and everything... EDDIE!! You are NOT mean or scary! I never thought of you that way. Never have, never will. Okay? I'm serious. I adore you! You are the exact opposite of mean and scary. You are kind and sweet. It has nothing to do with you. I'm shy because I'm insecure about myself and I don't want to ruin anything. I don't want to annoy you and scare you away or something. I love being together with you, I really do. You mean a whole lot to me and I don't want to ruin it. I'm sorry. Anyway. Maybe you're right. Maybe I'm the one who's mean and scary. *I'm silly. I try to make an angry grimace and bare my teeth, but I end up laughing.* Have you seen me? Eddie, I'm literally a hobbit. Or maybe a dwarf since hobbits are even smaller. Hehe. Again, thank you for telling me that. I can say the same about you. I think you really understand me. I can be my nerdy and weird self with you. And I'm very grateful to you for that. Thank you for reassuring me. Stupid insecurities, you know... Actually... This sounds like an amazing plan. Pretty please? I want it pretty badly. Because I do feel clingy right now. I know you don't bite, I don't bite either. So... Hehehe. Thank you, Eddie. *I hug him really long and tightly and kiss his cheek.*

Oh wow. Another way too long answer. Please excuse me, Eddie anon🤭💕 I just have so much to tell him, I get all babbly and soft🥺 I love these messages so incredibly much. I love talking with him this way. And I love to build this relationship with him. I can never thank you enough for all your help and support. Thank you, my dearest friend😭💜 At this point I probably sound a bit like a broken record. But I just want you to know how endlessly grateful I am to you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Let me hug you?🥺🫂🫂