#i literslly don't undersdtand

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For the mix-and-match ask game: 4d

4. Which of your fics surprised you by how much attention it received?

d. What is your favorite line or excerpt from it?

God fucking damn it.

Found Footage

I STILL cannot fathom why how when what the fuck happened here but apparently this one is a banger. It was a joke. IT WAS A JOKE. ITS CRACK.

Anyway.

“Shut up, shut up, shut up.” Harry stood up with his hands over his years and made his way towards the door.  But it did nothing to block out Nagini’s next words. “ When you faced him in the ministry a month ago, there was a moment you two were alone in the department of magical cooperation. You could have warded an office and got it out of your system.”  “NOPE!” Harry had his hand on the door before Moody stopped him. 

I can just picture this whole scene and everyone looking staring at him like "wtf is happening" and Harry just getting redder and redder and redder the whole time realizing "OH SHIT WHAT?!"