#i like to imagine hosea and dutch fell tf out over this the first time they clapped eyes on their son's girl

[brujahinaskirt]

but is arthur even. aware. that mary is a drop dead bombshell glamzilla monsterbabe. like is he aware she is objectively That Bitch. does he have an accurate concept of her being a late 19th century 11/10 megahoney or is he just like

💞🥰😲MARY 😵‍💫🥰💫 it's 💖MARY✨ red alert i am perceiving 🤯🚨MARY💃💘

to the point where he does not even register a fraction of her physical form