#i knowww it's very on the nose. i dont care

[youjustwaitsunshine]

hmmmmm fic premise bear with me

[applesaps]

I have A FEW. I was gonna put this in the tags but I already know this is gonna b way too long lol. I have much to say about pokemon lmao

Edit: adding a cut bc of the gifs making this too long lol

1. CRADILY LINE

look at it. How would this colour palette not appeal to you??? And it looks so squishable & huggable. Cradily is friend shaped next question.

2. EMBOAR LINE

It’s a wrestler pig. Like cmon say less. Like I knowww it gets hate because “too many fire/fighting starters, blah blah” but I DONT CARE. I think he looks VERY COOL and badass and I would love to give emboar a hug. Look at its FLAME AROUND ITS NECK. So cool. I even like emboar’s awkward middle evo form ok?! Pignite is a cutie too. I rest my case

3. GASTRODON

First of all: a cutie. It’s a sea slug!! Adorable. I’m more partial to western sea but eastern sea is cool too. But IT ALSO HAS GOOD STATS?? Like I use this little guy all the time in Pokémon showdown and in the games and it comes through for me every time. Tanky and very cute. Use gastrodon more, people.

4. CINCCINO LINE

Okay. Conccino is super cute. We can all see it. It’s a chinchilla Pokémon. vv cute and fluffy. (It also only weights 16.5 lbs??) BUT CINCCINO IS ALSO SUPER UNDERRATED IN BATTLES OK. It has the hidden ability skill link which “causes all multi-strike moves to always hit their maximum number of times.” Therefore basically every 25 power move that can hit a max of five times is now a 125 power move. Which can also break substitutes and balloons. Now I’m nobody’s pro competitive pkmn player but this works pretty well for me on showdown lol. Cinccino is cute and stronk.

5. SWOOBAT LINE

It’s a fluffy bat with a HEART ON ITS NOSE. Like how can one deny that this is adorable?? Like I love bats anyways but woobat is literally a ball of fluff with wings. Adorable. Splendid. Fills my heart with love.

6. SWALOT

If pokedex entries say extremely toxic, then why look like the Pokémon-ification of the word blorbo?

7. SEISMITOAD LINE

I. LOVE. SEISMITOAD WITH MY WHOLE HEART. ITS A TOAD. A GIANT TOAD. ITS BADASS. AND IT LOOKS SO COOL. AND HUGGABLE. ITS BLUE AND ALSO HAS THE POISON TOUCH ABILITY AND IS THEREFORE EVEN MORE LIKE A REAL TOAD. and cute side note— shield Pokédex entry: “This Pokémon is popular among the elderly, who say the vibrations of its lumps are great for massages.” HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE SEISMITOAD 💞💞💞

I have more unpopular faves but this is all I felt like typing out rn lolol. I love all these little (big) munchkins 💖

let’s see if there really is someone out there for every pokemon.  reblog and tag your favorite unpopular/cringe/whatever pokemon that for whatever reason no one but you seems to like or even talk about really.  mine’s qwilfish 🐡

❌ UNPOPULAR POKEMON LIKERS ONLY. GET OUT OF HERE IF YOU’RE GOING TO SAY MIMIKYU/EEVEE/ETC.  ❌