#i know what an alcoholic is *ahem* my ex. and i'm far from it. also because recently at work ppl ask me for recommendations so | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

born-to-lose · 11 months ago

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Y'all's new year's resolution is to drink less, mine is to drink more, my alcohol shelf is about to burst and I keep buying more without actually drinking the stuff from last year 😭

#i always drink with my sister because my parents don't drink and since she works full time after gradution and has to drive every day #we only have the weekends but on most weekends i work so i can't get drunk at home and go to work where i get drunk again lol #anyway guess who bought watermelon flavored vodka and coffee liquor and mulled wine and honey wine and cookie flavored cream liquor #within the last week 💀 i swear i'm not an alcoholic i drink tastefully and i can obviously live without it #i know what an alcoholic is *ahem* my ex. and i'm far from it. also because recently at work ppl ask me for recommendations so #i'll just say it's for work purposes #mel talks

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