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wraith-caller · 2 months ago

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One thing that always gets me about the x files is when Mulder talks to some low level local LEO bumpkin about aliens or other fringe shit and they're like pfffft getta load of this jabroni! 😏

Are you fucking kidding me. If I was a county sheriff in shitsville, Iowa and a fucking fbi agent started talking to me about alien abductions my conception of reality would be blown to smithereens

#the x files #i know local police are often bitchy and resistant to outside intervention but like god damn #id be fucking out of it for days just reevaluating humanitys place in the cosmos #just utterly freakingout about advanced spacefaring civilizations swooping in whenever they feel like it #kidnapping ppl at random #and we have no effective way of preventing it #to say nothing of the whole dark forest problem #id havean existential crisis #maybe the cynical disbelief is a defense mechanism

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