#i know after start trek he's gonna embrace the ' full time tv show guest star' thing but
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Scott Bakula's filmography pt2
Color of night (1994) - did nobody tell him this was supposed to be a "serious" erotic thriller or was he intentionally acting silly bc he'd known it would be dogshit?
A passion to kill (1994) - literally THREE MONTHS LATER they released almost the SAME MOVIE but this time it wasn't Bruce Willis but him and his real life gf who got to film all those painstainkigly long sex scenes. Literally what??
Dream On (1994) - idk what show is this but I hate it
Nowhere to Hide (1994) - lmao cheap tv movies really have the best plot twists *chefs kiss*
Mi familia (1995) - who else could play a catholic priest that fucks
Lord of Illusions (1995) - is it good? hmmm. but is it absolutely cuckoo bananas? yes.
The Invaders (1995) - I have visions and I know what the aliens are up to - it's because of your autism. -is it because of my autism?
Murphy Brown (1993-1996) - oh god he has a permed mullet
Here Comes the Son (1996) - well, he paid himself and his wife to hang out
Mr & Mrs Smith (1996-1997) - young timothy olymphant???
Major league - back to the minors (1998) - where's charlie sheen
Netforce (1999) - I miss old scifi shows where the biggest threat is someone blowing up the internet
Mean Streak (1999) - "I'm not a racist, I'm dating you, a puertorican" and "I don't hate black people, just puertoricans" and "I hate black people, there's too many of them" and ....
American Beauty (1999) - oh I totally forgot he was in this
ok part 3 will be the last one I'm only gonna get to Start trek and then go watch something actually good for once
#'he's a 1994 bad tv movie actor' have you considered that the 1994 tv movie was the best one actually? where else do you see an fbi agent#fall in love with a woman he put into witness protection.... and then find out that HE MADE THE WHOLE SHIT UP TO STEAL HER DIVORCE MONEY#istg it was so funny#1994-1999 was really his hot girl era... i dont even mean this in a good way it's just a fact he was there to be half naked most of the tim#they also put a sex scene wherever they could like...? why though???#scott bakula#he should have done more 1994 bad tv movies fr#i know after start trek he's gonna embrace the ' full time tv show guest star' thing but#he should have done more comedies fr
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