#i know Isaac rooted for FinnPoe and y'know what? i too will

[meirimerens]

Since ik you have not seen star wars you will probably be the least biased ask for this. I am horrified that the star wars fans will get their hands on mgs. I dont wanna be an elitest but, like... they have a well-known lack of critical thinking skills and enjoy Problematic Heteronormative Ships. I dont want them touching meryl she deserves better (or otacon. If anything is implied abt wolf, ew) I also agree if i have to see oscar issac bootycheeks im gonna freak out in a bad way. But thoughts?

oh you could have not come to a better person. come here

you are so right. everything i know about Star Wars I’ve learned against my will and i have Seen what people have done (you don’t need me to tell you what ship i’m thinking about. i think you know like i know).

there are HUGE power imbalances between Snake & Meryl, because she’s literally a teenager enamored with Snake’s aura and she wishes to be as good as a fighter as he is, and between Wolf & Otacon.

i know i KNOW a LOT of people will simply not know (because they just coming into the movie) about Otacon’s past and how his blind love for Wolf comes from the fact that. like he’s a victim of abuse. his mother, the only person who cared for him, was murdered. he was taken advantage of by a family member as a teen. all he knows about love is skewed. he’s in love with Wolf because she’s Nice To Him (CLASSIC c-ptsd move and i say that with the utmost love in my heart). i think (maybe it’s just me and i’ve come across the Wrong People) a number of Gamers have wanted Wolf and Hal to at least get a kiss but like. i’d pray if i did that it didn’t happen because 1. unnecessary and a gross skewing of canon feelings 2. is juss not realistic luv.

i need to rant i need to rave (in an evil way) about Isaac’s bootycheeks for a second:

I DONOT CARE ABOUT THIS MAN’S ASS! I DO NOT CARE!

everyone is like “waaagaa Isaac is dummy thicc 🤪 he’s simply perfect for the role of Snake” but i cannot begin to articulate how much i do not care about this man’s ass, and if this man’s ass is all people are expecting of this movie/going into this movie expecting i’m just going to barf. sincerely. simply.

it’s baffling to me that i have to vocalize this but MGS is not all about Man Ass (even if i’ll say it it’s a lot) and if it’s the thing we’re expecting Isaac’s performance to be based on by god i’m only pirating this movie.

i’m going to say this as a lesbo, homo, womanliker first, a lover of the franchise second and a Consumer Of Media third, i don’t want to see longing shots of this man’s ass for fanservice’s sake. for any sake, i’d say. I want a good movie. I want a movie that newcomers can enjoy. I want the goof and the epicness of MGS. i want the cool combats. I want the cool robots.

I do not want to appear like i’m bashing on people who WILL see the movie just because Isaac’s in it: he’s the Hot Shit at the moment, a lot of people like him, he’s popular, you know, may whoever NEVER went to see a movie because their fave was in it cast the first stone.

but this MGS movie seems to be coming from A Fan’s place. it’s awaited by fans of the OG franchise. i’m so ready to welcome everyone that gets into MGS from the movie, but i’m, as i’ve mentioned, i’m quite scared of people Only Liking The Movie (either due to Isaac’s presence or because the OG just Isn’t Their Shit), and i’m really, really scared of Isaac becoming The Face Of Solid Snake because. i’ll say that as a fanartist, and as a deranged individual.

thank you so much for letting me air my grievances. you’re always welcome to make me Talk. to Discuss. thank you.