#i just...f hdhdhdhd anyways we're that cute twitter couple

[ofieugogyshz]

I showed my bff this post

GODS HE WOULD DO THAT INTENTIONALLY SOMETIMES JUST TO SEE MY REACTION this is how he teases me ;~;

Actually jokes on him I don't know anything that came out after 2010

[I really couldn't recall if that was a real thing or not or if my friend was making shit up fndhdhd]

[[His response probably would have been to be like "oh wait you actually don't know that one..." Or something like that if it was a game]]

Whenever my husband and I are texting/using IM service, I talk like I normally do [keyspam, CAPS LOCK, acronyms, etc, typical internet dialect], and he usually still writes out messages in full excepting a few things [he does a lot of work, so it stuck to his personal messaging; i do a lot of chatting, ergo...]

But also some fun ideas just came to mind;;;

Me: "DKDNDKDJDHSVDHS OH MY GOD--" *goes off in caps lock about whatever*

Lance: "okay, sweetie. You don't need to capslock. I can hear you from over here" [he's like, a whole region or two away]

See also:

Me: >:(

Lance: :-)

Me: oh my god please don't.

Lance: What? D-:

Me: LANCE I SWEAR TO ARCEUS

Lance: :-(

Me: STOP USING THE NOSE EMOJI FJDNZBSJS YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE, I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT INTENTIONALLY

Lance: I have no idea what you're talking about. :-/

Me: i want a divorce

Lance: Please don't joke about things like that. You know I don't like those jokes. :-(

Me: LANCE. I WILL END YOU WHEN YOU COME BACK.