#i just think having a grandma go 'oh watch out dearie! preform a dodgeroll by pressing Q on your keyboard so you don't get hurt!'

[o-sharkpop-o]

i am now 100% convinced every game with a tutorial should have the tutorial be spoken by a grandma character. imagine a kind old woman guiding you through the splatoon controls, or a knitting grandma teaching you how to fistfight.

i would actually KILL for an elderly woman to get out of her rocking chair and teach me how to wield the blades of the gods

in the wintertime you can remove the FRZN status effect by drinking some warm tea... but WATCH OUT! you may be inflicted with SLEEP status effect instead