#i jsut think they're funny. i like fucked up straight people

[brbarou]

this is the most toxic a ship can get before people start getting scared

[birdofprey1234]

imagine,,,Google's island on ACNH

GODDDDD UURR GONNA MAKE ME SO FUCKIN EMOTIONAL ivee been thinking ssoooo mucb lately about egos playingg acnh

I had such a fucking SOFTENING thought the other day bc i was trying to think of who googles favourite villager would be and so i looked up a full list and was like eh i dont think hed rlly like any of em, would probably find the robot oness kinda cool but maybe a bit patronizing, But then I saw TEDDY, the bog bear w angry lil eyebrows

And I just imagined like. Google is playing acnh because his assigned human or w/e makes him and hes fucking bored out of his mind cause he jsut doesnt care and doesnt wanna be there, just begrudgingly. And then he and them go to someone elses island and he meets teddy and teddy gives him some vaguely funny line and hes like "...How do I get this villager onto my game" and they're like "uhhh well they have to exit out of this persons town first and then you have to invite them i think?" Or smth idk how it works

And then he becomes fucking DEDICATED to getting teddy on his island, and maybe at this point actually becomes invested in the game. He cant/doesnt appreciate it for the cuteness or wholesomness, but more because it gives him so many small Tasks that give him something to do and he feels a weird sense of autonomy with it because its his islamd and he can do what he wants and so he spends countless days at a specific time just getting on and makingit very Precise and interesting to look at and catching fish for like 6 hours straight and not getting tired or bored bc he....doesnt, and just like. Enjoying the Process of the Tasks. Hed probably have very precise lines of trees of all kinds and then specific places for every building and then pitfall seeds fucking everywhere so he can watch people fall in and suffer fjdkgkrkf