#i hc that he doesn't wear the mask at home which is why it doesnt occur earlier
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nothingbutnowhere · 3 months ago
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I'm just imagining getting Simon to take better care of himself. Which includes using actual cleanser instead of scrubbing his face with dish soap to get the eyeblack off, using proper moisturizer so his face doesn't get so itchy under the mask, and treating his acne. Salicylic acid proves to be not enough, so you show him how to use benzoyl peroxide. ("A little goes a long way, so I better not see this half empty tomorrow.")
And it's working! His skin is looking better and he even seems pleased about it!
Eventually he's called for a mission and you send him off with his skin care, making him promise to use it, and to get home safe.
24 hours later your phone pings in Simon's special ringtone. You hurry to check the message. And burst out laughing at the picture of his mask laying on the bed, face print bleached orange from the benzoyl peroxide.
Another message pings, this time from Johnny, a picture of Simon looking confused with his bleached mask on.
"were callin him lt pumpkin now"
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