#i havent seen oppy and i don't really intend to

[simptasia]

I saw Oppenheimer today, and your boy David Dalmahsufchdbbrjtian whose name I can never remember how to spell is in it, and all I could think about every time he was on screen was "that's the sad polka dot man man" and also "blorbo from my dashboard"

david keysmash khfkhfskjh

dastmalchian. less than 200 people upon this earth has that last name. it means "handkerchief seller". i'm so happy a handkerchief seller from ancient persia fucked

yes, apparently every actor ever is in oppenheimer

thank you for indirectly thinking of me