#i haven't thought about ellana in a while but she's prolly somewhere between 5-6 tbh

[msommers]

🍁 how would you rank your OCs from thottiest to least thotty?

first of all, i love this question it’s hilarious and fun. second, thank you v much for the fun kndasknh // send 🍁 + any question you’ve been curious to know about my muse!

maeve is and always will be the queen thot, as is her right. she’s slutted it up for years to earn this title and isn’t about to stop anytime soon because she’s having a blast. how can you top (ha) a woman that beds multiple witchers, multiple times, and still actively has them wrapped around her finger. you simply cannot

elide is second because she has an easier time beating away her horny thoughts but she’s still pretty nasty. could use jesus, as the kids say, but she clearly doesn’t get that contact when we know there’s a world where she ends up with 9 damn kids

greer had numerous flings back while stuck in the circle and then got it on multiple times with thom in skyhold’s open barn. don’t think i need to say much more than that

jorina is a funny case because she presents herself as one of The least thotty people you’d ever meet but she’s actually a freak if you look into some of the things she does with aleksi lmfao

meredith didn’t mind getting it on in a tent knowing full well that anyone awake could hear. freak :// not above dressing up to catch her lover’s eye even tho she has a certain amount of decorum to maintain 

emma isn’t over the top about anything but the merigolds are freaks, that’s canon fact. used to have makeout sessions in the estate gardens & like. her first time with laurie was at another team’s house while they were all away, that’s nasty get help

mila is a big step down in thot levels, there isn’t really a bridge between her and emma. this lady thinks it’s spicy just to wear a partner’s clothes after a hook-up, nothing wild here lmao

spencer goes here just because she does have hook-ups but also she’s more focused on detective work and occult research, she doesn’t have time to focus on being thotty

lysandra’s only thot energy comes from the fact that she’s slept with ilya and that man is maeve’s soulmate for a reason. it’s the residual energy, it lingers a while even after they’ve called any sexual intimacy off

elena is going here just because i don’t know where else she’d go, her thot levels are extremely low but she’s still hot, very popular and has sexy divine powers which puts her above the medium in a spooky town lmfao (tho the thotty energy could bump up depending on a partner, who knows)

lucinda can do the deed but she has The lowest thot energy of them all. kind of a major turnoff hearing her talk about the ghosts she’s seen over the weekend tbh. i don’t think she’s ever had an outfit showing cleavage and that’s saying something for being one of My characters

jaime’s off the list because he’s babey <3 (but he wouldn’t grow into thot energy anyway)