#i haven't played the new Pokémon but i have observed the entire plot over Sam's shoulder | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

thedreadvampy · 2 years ago

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hate penny so much bc she looks exactly like my extremely shitty first girlfriend and every time she comes on screen I say to Sam I JUST FEEL LIKE I CAN SMELL THE WEEB THROUGH THE SCREEN

this may be unfair. but down to the hair and the Eevee backpack she looks SO MUCH LIKE HER and I just cannot

#red said #i haven't played the new Pokémon but i have observed the entire plot over Sam's shoulder #which is functionally the same thing #anyway that shitty gf ruined so much for me bc she was extremely creepy and boundary-destroying #and left me with a Bunch of trauma responses #and now i have to leave the room when things get too weeby bc it makes me think of her #like my housemate loves the awful vtubers who speak English but in a high pitched anime girl voice #and i cannot lie to you I find it genuinely deeply triggering. even though vtubers didn't exist back then bc it was 2007 #but it turns out that's like. a surprisingly large part of my kneejerk reaction to Weeb Teens.#like i hear a 15 year old doing an Anime Girl UWU voice and i am out the window instantly you won't keep me here #and yeah like i think penny would be fine except it's literally. EXACTLY my ex. and i know the weebs will love her.#and i also know like. she's definitely bought this game on launch day and it's soooo validating uwu #(I'm not just judging this on her at 14-15 i still have her on facebook bc i never block anyone)#she has not changed At All #(btw when i say creepy and boundary destroying i don't mean A Bit Weird i mean seriously controlling and sexually abusive)

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