#i have to download albums backwards so they show in order but it's literally not that big a deal so

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I actually just found what seems like a really good music player app just now

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Innerview: David Hudnall / The Pitch

August 2011​

Photo:​ NA / Posters: DJG Design

Note: Featured news article.

Danny Gibson’s Quiet Contributions

Forty hours of Danny Gibson’s week are occupied by a data-entry job, but when he’s not at work, he’s often putting together an art project of some kind in the basement of his house, which sits south of 39th Street in the shadow of the old Loretto Academy building. Gibson is a collector of things — gloves, old toys, obsolete technology, office paper, corn husks, helicopter leaves — and he stores his prized finds in this colorful subterranean lair. That he is an artist who uses much of what he collects in his work cushions him from the label of the collector’s less endearing alter ego: the hoarder. But a case could be made. Gibson is best known for DJG Design, the name under which he has been designing poster art for local and national bands for the past decade. Starting September 2, he’s displaying somewhere in the neighborhood of 400 original pieces of work in an exhibition, Quietly Contributing, at 1819 Central Gallery. None of them are for sale. After the show concludes at the end of the month, he’ll haul them all back to his cave. “I’ve only sold a few originals,” Gibson says, sorting through a dusty stack of notes, sketches and old prints. “A lot of this stuff I don’t think I’ll ever get rid of. They mean too much to me.” Nosing around Gibson’s basement is like flipping through an old yearbook of the Kansas City and Lawrence music scenes. Anvil Chorus, In the Pines, the Stella Link, Namelessnumberheadman, Doris Henson, the Afterparty, and about a hundred other local bands’ names — many defunct and mostly forgotten — are inventively fashioned onto show posters. In this way, the 1819 Central show isn’t just a celebration of Gibson’s work. It also serves as a kind of retrospective of the past 10 years in our local music scene. “There’s a sort of timeline or history involved with these posters,” he says. “Lots of stories, lots of other people’s bands. Promoters, venues. Posters have such a short life span, and then they’re kind of forgotten. So it’ll be neat to line it all up.” This winter, Gibson made the decision to retire DJG Design in order to focus more fully on visual art, which also makes the show a bit of a memorial. “I had been wrestling with the design thing for several years. I’ve always been more into visual art than design,” Gibson says. “And I’ve been kind of moving out of the music scene in some ways. A lot of my friends in bands have grown up and moved away. I don’t get out as much as I used to. I woke up one morning in February and was like, ‘I’m done.’ It felt good.” Gibson grew up on a farm in north-central Missouri — barnyard imagery is a recurring theme in his work — then studied art and design at Missouri State University in Springfield. After four years, he dropped out and relocated to Kansas City, where he moved into a house (“a rathole by where Costco is now”) with some Elevator Division band members, whom he knew from Springfield. The house became a sort of revolving door for local musicians, and Gibson converted the basement, used by a previous tenant as a photography studio, into his own art studio. He started making posters for Elevator Division shows, which led to work with other bands. “A lot of people knew Elevator Division, so people would see my stuff and come to me and be like, ‘Hey, will you make us a poster?’ ” he says. “I got paid a lot of times in cheeseburgers. There’s no real money in making poster art for your friends’ bands. But it was exactly what I wanted to do. Make art, mix it with music. I had a really great time with it.” Working for design and advertising firms was never appealing to Gibson, partially because of his aversion to computers. (He has a very old-looking desktop in his basement that contains a version of Photoshop’s 1999 5.5 version, which he uses sparingly.) For many of his DJG years, Gibson was employed as a janitor at the Kansas City Board of Trade, an occupation that allowed both his collector’s instincts and his artist’s instincts to run wild. He once intercepted 15,000 sheets of office paper headed for the Dumpster and took them home. Plant clippings he discovered in a trash can were repurposed as the font for a Billions poster. “I’m big on process, and being a janitor allowed me to work out a lot of my daily thoughts and ideas,” Gibson says. “I’d end up writing and sketching things on paper towels. Sometimes I’d put the paper towels, or whatever I was writing on, into the final posters. I love midcentury Polish poster art and folk art. The hands-on, cut-and-paste approach. I like including my notes or even my e-mails on posters. It gives it a more human element that I think is missing in a lot of computer design stuff these days.” Gibson’s imaginative worldview makes it easy for him to artfully convert cat hair into lettering, but self-promotion comes less naturally. I spoke to a number of people who consider Gibson one of the most talented artists in the city. But Gibson largely lacks ties to the local art establishment. “I like to sort of exist in my own little world, I guess,” he says. “In some ways I don’t think I really understand the adult world. I can survive in it. But I prefer to be down here in the basement, working on my stuff.” Lately, though, some friends who believe strongly in Gibson’s work have emerged to assist him in getting his name and work further out into the public sphere. Some of them, not surprisingly, are musicians. Coinciding with Quietly Contributing is DJG Was Here, a 35-song compilation album (downloadable for free at noisetrade.com/djgwashere) featuring music from many of the musicians for whom Gibson has designed posters over the years: Darling at Sea, Max Justus, Sam Billen, the ACBs, Thom Hoskins, David Seume. “Danny puts sweat into everything he makes,” says Bryan Lamanno, whose band, the Tambourine Club, appears on the compilation. “He’s not just sitting at a computer. I always just let him do whatever he wants when he designs stuff because he always comes up with something fun and interesting and intricate.” Though Gibson is a collector, he also likes to share and is eager for others to see what he’s put together for Quietly Contributing. “There’s some great moments that I’m excited for people to see,” Gibson says. “Sometimes I look at these posters and I’m like, ‘What was I doing? How did that happen?’ There’s something much bigger to it all that I can’t really explain.”

We asked Gibson to pick a few of his favorite posters and talk about the process and ideas behind them.

001) Darling at Sea, Anvil Chorus (New Year’s Eve at the Brick) New Year’s Eve being such a big night, I wanted to shoot for an epic poster. I had an idea of the post-party: the contents of an insane partygoer’s stomach or the contents on the floor the morning of January 1. So, I set a rule for myself and just grabbed whatever I could at arm’s length around me at my studio desk. I threw it all on the scanner and created a sea of strange things swimming. The posters were printed in black on Wall Street Journals I saved from my day job, and I hit them up with a red heart rubber stamp. I’m pleased with the typography on these, especially for a computer font, which I’ve used very sparingly over the years. 002) Violet Burning, the Billions, Gabriel Yard I was working as a janitor, wondering to myself about a unique, springlike concept for a poster for this show. I had been away from my cart cleaning something and came back to it and found plant clippings and prunings anonymously placed in it. I instantly saw this poster. I pushed my cart down to my little dungeon desk, decided to go on break, and started making the typography. 003) Onward Crispin Glover, the People, Elevator Division At the time I made this image (2002), I was more aggressive about incorporating political-social messages into my work. It was my early 20s, and I guess it was the post-art-school political-poster-making in me talking? I think the news at the time had some major headlines about American importing and exporting. So, I have a backwards American monster eating a ship. The image was made in ink, and the boat was cut from a very old book. I ran this through an old fax machine to get the dirty look and then printed it on old green-and-white-striped computer paper. Notice this show was at the Pub, which is now the Brick. I always forget that. It’s interesting to see a bit of history in something as short-lived as a concert poster. 004) Flattery Leads to Ruins, James Dean Trio, Roosevelt I had a ton of fun with this one in a pop-art kind of way, I guess. I also enjoy a chance to throw celebrities or notable people into art. I was literal with playing off the band names James Dean Trio and Roosevelt. But the other, Flattery Leads to Ruins, came out of the headlines at the time. Martha Stewart was on trial, and I would watch CNN every day while cleaning a lunch area at my day job. This is a great example of taking visual liberty with a batch of bands on a concert bill. With the printing I made black-and-white photocopies and then ran them back through an oversized printer to get the color. 005) Atom and His Package, Brazil, Pixel Panda, Mail Order Midgets This is one of my personal favorites. I love a good visual pun, and I like to spin ideas off of band names. Here we have a guy named Atom carrying a package of Mail Order Midgets and a Pixel Panda (the panda is based from my childhood drawings of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles). The original art will be on display at my poster exhibition, and it’s fairly big compared to the small print the final poster ended up as. I’d love to revisit these characters; there’s a good road-trip story there. I’ve always had visions of being cursed or challenged to journey cross-country carrying specific heavy things in my arms along the way. I think about that with this poster. Poor Atom.  

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Hellooo! So I had this idea that I have in my head about Tobio's S/O playing Mysme and him being surprisingly okay with her playing it and I would really love it in a scenario!! I just found ur blog and ur writing seems really amazing I had so ask! Thank you so much for ur amazing writing. Please keep up the good work!!💙

For some reason, I listened to Last Christmas in order to write this. Yeah, I don’t get me either. I entered a really chill state of mind trying to come up with this, so I hope it comes across! And doesn’t seem like I just did this willy nilly. Anyway, I hope you like it!

“Is that-”Kageyama leans over the mess of pillows that surround you on the bed, his feetpressing against the edge of his desk so precariously that a light push wouldtip him over entirely. You notice none of this. “Is that a picture of me?”

“Wha- who?”You answer with your head tilted towards your fiance, but your eyes arepermanently glued to the phone’s screen. “You’re on my screensaver, yeah.”

“That’s notwhat I meant.” He kicks off the table. You jump at the dull thud when the chairhits the floor, and everything around you bounces when Kageyama collapses onthe other side of the pillow barricade. Reaching out a finger from a strangebody position, he hovers over your screen. “I saw a picture just now. Are youchatting with someone? Did you send my picture to them?”

That makesyou put down your phone. “You don’t sound too bothered by it, if it were?”

“I’m notunattractive.”

“And Iremember the days when you’d get embarrassed whenever I told you that.”Kageyama doesn’t look ruffled in the slightest, and pouts just a tiny bit whenyou reach over to poke his cheek. “You’re not unattractive,” you agree.

“So?” Hetwists even further until he’s almost upside down and peering intently at yourphone. “Which photo was it?”

You grinwidely. “Wanna see?”

Kageyamalooks at you for a long while, his face a perfect balance between confusion andsuspicion, because you’re never this chipper about sharing your phone. But, henods anyway, and you get back to what you were doing before.

You pressnext.

JuminHan: Haha. I don’t get fan letters like you do.

ZEN:Well… that’s true.

“Fanletters?” asks Kageyama, surprised. “You’re friends with a celebrity?”

JuminHan: I only get checks.

“Oh damn,”Kageyama whispers. You burst instantly into uncontrollable laughter at theline, and Kageyama doesn’t flinch even when you begin to use him as a slappingboard. “That was a sick burn. This guy is vicious!”

“Yeah,” yougasp in-between peals, “that’s Jumin for you.”

Nudging youwith an elbow, Kageyama leans in to murmur into your ear, “who’s this Juminguy? He can talk like this to a celebrity?”

“Well.” Youconsider handing the phone over to Kageyama for him to find out himself, butyou glance at the intense gleam in his eyes and realize that he’s utterlyserious. You clear your throat, and school your features back to neutrality.“Jumin is a CEO. That’s why he doesn’t care what he says.”

“He soundslike me. Without the CEO part.” Kageyama looks up at you. “Or at least, hesounds like what you guys say I sound like.”

“You’re abit direct,” you admit, “but you’re a lovely guy, Tobio.” When a pink flushdusts his cheeks prettily at your statement, you can’t resist but reach overand give him a quick peck on the nose. It doesn’t help his blush at all, but helooks too pleased to mind being embarrassed. “And you’re every bit as handsomeas Jumin.”

“O-oh?”Kageyama has half his face covered with a hand, and you have to hold in yourgiggle at the adorable sight he makes. “So you’re comparing me to another guy?Are you trying to get me jealous?”

“Not atall,” you smile, “just stating facts.”

Kageyamadoesn’t look too convinced. “Show me his face.”

Scrollingback out to the main menu, you click on his photo album (“you have an album??”)and press your phone into Kageyama’s face.

“Satisfied?”

“That’s thepicture I saw! He’s- he’s… an anime character…” Kageyama fades out, his eyesblown wide from incredulity. “I thought you were in a chat group with somereally high class people! Is this a game?”

“It’s notjust any game,” you insist, “I’m actually running acharity here! Also these messages pop up all the time so I literally have notime to live my life, so that’s different.”

Kageyamalooks like he’s just discovered aliens. “Is this why I keep hearing those beepsat night, and why you’re always texting at really random times?”

“Yup.” Youpause and glance worriedly at your fiance. “You didn’t think I was cheating onyou, did you?”

“Nope.” Kageyamatakes the phone from you gently, and taps back into your save file. “I justthought you were crazy. If my friends messaged me at three in the morning, Iwouldn’t reply.”

“You don’treply anyway, Tobio.”

“True. Butstill.”

You watchattentively as Kageyama clicks through all the calls, all the messages, and allthe chat logs for each day. He stares at your screen as if someone’s written anovel on it, and makes the occasional face when 707 types.

“I think Iget it.” He clicks back into the most recent chatroom and hands the phone backto you. “Is this a dating game?” 

“Mhm,” yousay, impressed, “how do you know?”

Kageyamashrugs, but you can catch the slight smugness on the edge of his lips.“Might’ve seen my sister play something like this once or twice.” Suddenly heshifts closer, upper body stretched out across the bed and dangerously close toyour face. A predatory glint in his eyes tells you that you’re not getting offthis easy until he’s found out everything he wants to know about this. “So, whoare you dating? I don’t get what that 707 guy is talking about.”

You try, youreally do, but you end up bursting out laughing again, and Kageyama waits foryou to finish cracking up at his expense with a tight patience.

“You would findhim weird,” you say. “You two are like, totally opposite.”

“What’s socool about space? Why is he always talking about space?”

“Why do youalways talk about volleyball?”

Sulkily,Kageyama doesn’t comment anymore on 707.

With a goodmood dancing around your head, you open your body position a little more sothat Kageyama can see what’s going on in the game without having to contorthimself further. 

JuminHan: I was just about to make pancakes for a beautiful lady.

JuminHan: Isn’t it quite funny,

JuminHan: that we’re both logged in the messenger when we’re at the same place?

Joltingbackwards, Kageyama looks around the room with a panicked expression until youtap on his shoulder, and he deflates. There’s no hiding your grin now.

“I forgot,”he sighs.

“I’m datingJumin Han,” you say instead, and Kageyama nods. Raising up a hand, he runs hisfingers through your hair the way he knows you like it. The pads of his fingersrub against your scalp in soothing, gentle movements and you let out a softwhine before melting into his touch.

“The guy wholooks like me, right?” He hums, pondering your choice. “At least you’ve gotgood taste. And he’s making you pancakes, so he’s treating you well.”

“Mhmm,” youmoan happily, “he treats me very well. I’m like a princess. I got a ton ofpresents for Valentine’s day.”

“Is he notmarrying you yet? What is he dating you for?”

“Well,he likes me, so I think that’s a pretty good reason.” Youfrown at Kageyama. “But don’t you worry, we’re married already.”

“Oh.”Looking vaguely chastised, Kageyama looks past your eyes and at a focus pointsomewhere between the phone and your blanket. “I guess he’s a good guy, then.”

“He is.”

Neither ofyou say anything for a few minutes, with only the regular blipping ofnotifications breaking the silence. After a while, Kageyama shifts uneasily inhis position, and prods at you with a finger.

“Hm?” Youanswer without looking.

“What’s itcalled?”

Puzzled, youtell him. “Mystic Messenger.”

“Okay.”

With a greatheave, Kageyama pushes himself off his prone position and picking his chairback up, sits back in his seat by the desk. At least several more minutes pass,without him saying anything to you, and you figure that he’s back at work untilit’s time for bed. That is, until a familiar jingle resounds in the quiet room,and you snap upwards to stare, agape, at Kageyama.

Almost as ifsensing your stare, he turns, slowly, to meet you with a determined face.

“The Zen guyseems interesting.”

You burstinto fresh peals of laughter, and rising from your pillowy prison, you kissKageyama soundly on the lips until he drops his phone onto his desk, forgotten,and a new heat steams from his face. You pull away after an age, satisfied andglowing with amusement. “Have fun, Tobio.”

His mouthtwists with an ingrained bashfulness, but he smiles briefly and turns back tofocus on his newly downloaded game.

“I’ll do mybest.”

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15 office prank ideas to show your coworkers who's really the boss

Be on the lookout because April 1 is fast approaching.

In this world of prank or be pranked, you want to make sure you come out on top. So here are 15 genius ideas for your very own April Fools' Day office prank.

We cannot guarantee that you won't need to "have a conversation" with your superior after pulling one of these, but they're really funny. You can decide whether or not you want to unleash your inner Jim Halpert for a day.

1. Fill your boss's office with balloons.

Don't worry. @gittrich made it to his desk pic.twitter.com/EasgmTq8ZM

— MJ Franklin (@heyitsfranklin2) March 15, 2017

This one is a classic and never gets old, except to the person who's office you are filling.

We actually did this prank at our offices, as the above photo suggests. From experience, we would highly recommend.

2. Turn your coworker's desk around.

This one only works if you work at a place with movable desks. However, it is simple, quick, and relatively harmless.

Literally all you have to do is turn the desk around so that all drawers are facing away from where the chair normally would be. In order make the desk still look like it's facing the right way, make sure to shift any desktop items to their proper places on the desk and ensure the chair is where it usually is. With any luck, your coworker won't realize their desk is backwards at all until they have to get something from one of their drawers and then they'll discover the drawer isn't there anymore.

3. Plaster their desk area with pictures of either their favorite or least favorite thing.

A certain level of dedication is needed to pull this one off, but the results definitely speak for themselves. There are also two directions you can go with this prank depending on your feelings about the coworker you decide to make your target.

If you are fond of the coworker, why not decorate their desk space with things they love, like puppies and doughnuts? And if you don't, you could always go with the thing that causes them mortal fear. Nothing like terror to start off a work day.

4. Bring your coworkers some "doughnuts."

I almost wish I worked in an office still to pull this prank! #notthatmuchthough

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You're taking a larger risk with this one, as this prank effects the entire office rather than just one particular person. But if you're afraid of potential future backlash, you could always just stay anonymous. The anonymous colleague who wants everyone to eat a little healthier on April Fools'.

5. Wrap everything at your coworker's desk, including their desk.

When Oliver is away, we #officeprank #wrappingpaper #birthday #npcc #fsj #fortstjohn #yxj

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This one is directly out of the book of Jim Halpert, although he took the extra cruel step of completely replacing Dwight's desk and chair with cardboard so that it collapsed when Dwight attempted to actually use them. You can just stick to covering everything with wrapping paper that's already there.

6. Flood your coworker's computer with an annoying video.

https://kennethcallahan.tumblr.com/post/100713294803/had-a-little-fun-with-my-coworkers-computer-when

Simple, easy, and you get to choose the weapon of torture, whether it's a rick roll or the peanut butter jelly time song.

7. Download a Chrome extension to replace every picture online with Nicolas Cage.

Image: screenshot from mashable

Horrific, isn't it?

Chrome extensions are easy to both install and uninstall, which means this prank won't do any lasting damage to your coworker's computer. And if Nicolas Cage won't do, there are tons more fun Chrome extensions to choose from that will mess with how your coworker experiences the internet.

8. "Freeze" your coworker's desktop.

Take a screenshot of your coworker's desktop computer screen, then set that screenshot as the desktop wallpaper. Carefully either move the shortcuts, folders, or files your coworker had on the desktop to a hidden folder or select the option to hide the icons. The result will be an exact replica of the desktop your coworker is used to, but he or she will be unable to click on any of the files on the desktop.

To add an extra level of embarrassment, people have added humorous or uncomfortably titled folders to the desktop before taking the screenshot, thus forcing their coworkers to have a folder of "Dirty Porn" or "My Children Puking" permanently on the screen. As they struggle to explain it, you can sit back and relax.

9. Control your coworker's computer with a wireless mouse.

This works best if your coworker uses a traditional mouse but you have a wireless one handy. Simply connect the wireless mouse to your coworker's computer by inserting the almost unnoticeable nano-receiver into a USB port, and then pick the perfect moment.

Those who have done the prank before suggest waiting until your coworker starts to use the mouse before jiggling your own. Your colleague may think that mouse's behavior is just the computer acting up. From there, you can move to full Big Brother mode by completely taking control of the mouse's movements and opening a bunch of applications while your coworker watches in horror.

10. Link to a nonsense video within an extremely "professional" email.

This is another very easy and passive prank you can pull on an entire group of your coworkers. Make up a pretext for sending a very official sounding email that everyone "must read." Make sure to mention within your email that you want them to be familiar with a particular document or presentation, in fact it is crucial for them to do so, and link to something completely absurd instead.

11. Tell your coworkers that the printer has upgraded to voice activation, and provide them helpful instructions for how to use.

This one's cruelty factor is high, but return on humor is equally high.

The above Imgur photo album helpfully contains printable "official" instructions for every brand of printer, so that you can truly convince your coworkers you have a smart printer. While your colleagues struggle to figure out why their verbal instructions aren't working, you'll be soothed by the dulcet tone of people repeatedly yelling, "PRINT FIVE COPIES."

12. Zip tie office supplies, especially the scissors.

Honestly, zip ties are up there on the list of most evil inventions by humans. There's a reason why even the police use them sometimes as a form of restraint.

So why not use them to have a bit of fun around the office. Place a zip tie in the middle of some bananas to make them impossible to open. Zip tie up the handle that controls the height of a desk chair so that it goes down automatically every time someone sits on it. Zip tie a stapler shut.

The possibilities are truly endless. Just make sure you also zip tie the scissors so that there's no escape.

13. Trick everyone into thinking a bug is loose in the office.

If you're the type of person who avoids bugs as much as humanly possible, who's extent of "dealing with it" is to trap the bug and leave it there for someone else to squash, you are not the only one. Why not play into that fear by making it seem like you trapped a creepy-crawly last night but oh no, it looks like the thing has gotten out.

After this, nobody will be putting their feet down on the ground unless they absolutely have to.

14. Put googly eyes on everything in the office fridge.

This great dad did it to his family, and you can do it to your office. All it requires is purchasing adhesive googly eyes and then some alone time with the office fridge. Watch as your coworkers get their lunches under the extreme discomfort of a whole fridge-full of eyes.

15. Pretend every bathroom is out of order.

This prank works best if there are multiple different bathrooms in your office. All you need to do is print out and attach an "Out of Order: Use Other Bathroom" sign on both bathrooms. Your poor coworkers will not know what to do.

Bonus high level prank: Make an entire office disappear.

You probably came here looking for some easy, manageable prank ideas you can put together in time for April 1. The above prank does not fall under that category. But we wanted to share just how masterful an office prank can be if you're invested enough and if you have the right resources at your disposable.

Mad respect to all you pranksters out there. Now please, use the information you've just learned as responsibly as possible.

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