#i have my own headcanons bc they're my dolls to play with but

[vacantgodling]

there's also like enough wiggle room to make another book if i REALLY wanted to. or i could just leave all the loose ends loose

[jar-of-something-else]

sleeping w/ the mercs [IT IS LIKE THAT]

these are so badddddd bro literally ignore this i just need practice and the mercs are my victims pinky promise i'll get better

yeah the title is the exact same as the tf2 headcanons from my main SO WHAT

if ur under 18 please don't interact 👍🏻

afab reader i’m sorry guys :( gender is totally neutral though

obviously this is under a cut

warnings/includes: MENTIONS OF SYRINGES/NEEDLES, SCALPELS, AND MEDICAL STUFF IN MEDIC'S SECTION!!!!!! AND KNIVES AND BLOOD IN SNIPER'S!!!! these are so bad, pyro is insane, medic is also insane, sniper is depraved, actually everybody's depraved, i'm depraved and also so so sorry

mostly what they're into/how they behave, nothing super reader specific in these ones

Scout:

-he’s got enough experience but he isn’t as good as he says he is, he’s got the spirit though and that’s what matters

-really good with his fingers but he can't find the clit half the time so help him out a bit

-absolutely an ass man but isn’t into anal

-scout usually likes positions where he can easily see/touch your ass (doggy, reverse cowgirl, etc)

-definitely says cringe shit in the bedroom, 100% refers to himself as daddy (which is canon i think?? i remember him having a voice line where he does that, could be wrong tho)

-has tried (and failed) to call you kitten on the regular but reverted back to the usual (still cringy) nicknames he calls you after demo made fun of him

-he never shuts up so the dirty talk is CRAZYYYY

-calls you stuff like doll, baby, babe, and uses pretty girl/boy/baby and babygirl/boy/doll when he's close

-even though he’s a little clumsy with it, he really does like giving oral, just give him a little direction; BUT likes receiving oral even more, sorry abt ur knees babe 💔

-definitely into semi-public sex, he won’t do anything in front of people but you bet your ass he’s finding some alleyway or storage closet to get freaky in

-does get jealous pretty easy and even though he’s usually not too rough with you he is not above manhandling when he sees fit

-the dog tags stay on, do with that what you will

Soldier:

-good GAWD

-literally so mean but mean in a hot way so that makes it okay

-absolutely nickname crazy; most of them aren't very cute or sexy (i.e. cadet, maggot, etc) but cupcake always makes an appearance

-very much into verbal degradation because of course he is, is also very into manhandling and just kinda tossing you around but he doesn't wanna hurt you too bad

-rarely ever fucks on an actual bed, usually it's the nearest wall/table/chair/couch, any surface you could lay/sit on really

-no the helmet is not coming off but that adds to it

-the honey IS going on though, maybe not his full body but it will make an appearance (he’s def into foodplay)

-tiny bit of a size kink, i think soldier is one of the taller, bulkier mercs so there's a very good chance he's much bigger than you in one way or another

-would absolutely be interested in a threesome with demo let's get real here

-very attracted to body hair bc i say so

-likes positions where he's very obviously the one in control/with the power; very into restraint either with some device (handcuffs, rope, etc) or with his own hands

-VERY loud, so good luck with that lmao

Pyro:

-man,,,,

-obviously into temperature and wax play

-the mask and suit do not come off, but pyro has a plethora of toys to use on you instead 😊

-gets off on the idea that he's some faceless person you can't really understand that has complete control over you and your body

-does occasionally lift the mask up just above his nostrils to kiss you, though, scarred lips be damned

-does babble a lot, even though it's all muffled; the nicknames he uses are surprisingly cute, he'll call you stuff like sugarplum, marshmallow, firefly, sugar cube, and other sickly-sweet names

-doesn't like showing you his bare skin/body because of their burn scars, but pyro does enjoy grinding if you wanna help him out that bad

-derives most of his pleasure from making you feel good, though, so he isn't really looking for any type of physical release on his end

-pyro's are kinda short i just can't think of any more rn i apologize 💔

Demo:

-WHAT A MAN 😍😍😍

-#1 lover out of all the mercs get fucked spy

-i think his build is very similar to soldiers, maybe an inch or two taller, so he definitely has the same lowkey size kink

-is also open to a threesome with soldier

-absolutely a service dom but he teases so much

-FAKE SYMPATHY!!!! FAKE SYMPATHY!!!!!!!

-likes when you call him by his name more than any of the cheesy titles dudes usually want their significant other to call them but he is always referring to you by any nickname he can think of; the most popular ones are lamb, sweetheart, lass/lad, my girl/boy/baby and "poor, sweet thing"

-loves talking to you and making you talk back to him even when you're literally on a different planet; makes you tell him what you want him to do even though he knows exactly what you're gonna say

-also slightly into dumbification (not to the extent medic or engineer are, though, he just thinks it's hot)

-very much into face and thigh riding

-foreplay alone could last as long as an hour if he's feeling "mean" at that particular time

-THIGH MAN!!!!!! LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!

-makes you hold eye contact with him, sometimes the eyepatch comes off 🥴

-likes giving a whole lot more than receiving but he isn't about to turn down a blowjob if you offer

-waking you up with oral, it's his version of breakfast in bed

Heavy:

-and you thought demo was a service dom 🙄

-literally will do whatever you ask him to he does not care, as long as you feel good he's content

-very obvious size kink and it's very easy to exploit, but heavy doesn't take too kindly to teasing (he isn't about to stop you, though)

-speaks mostly in russian so unless you're fluent you can't really understand him but you get the gist of what he's saying by the tone in his voice

-outside of whatever russian bullshit he's spouting out, he calls you his "leetle bunny"

-tries to be gentle with you because of how big he is, but if he's provoked he can and will get wild

-as stated above, he can and will get wild, which includes his dirty talk; russian praise will turn into demeaning english muttered in your ear

-BREEDING KINK !!!!!!!!!!

-doesn't tease you on purpose, but he goes slow enough to where you think he's fucking with you (no pun intended)

-begging is never necessary but it is a guilty pleasure of his

-doesn't ask to receive oral often but watching you struggle with it does kinda turn him on even more

-face sitting extraordinaire, yes he does make the stupid eating sounds like in the game and yes he does it on purpose to try to make you laugh

-LET HEAVY FUCK NASTY GOD DAMN IT!!!

Engineer:

-WHAT A MIGHTY GOOD MAN 😍😍😍

-much stronger than you'd think he is and he does use that to his advantage

-slight temperature play when the gunslinger is involved, it's just a little colder than room temperature but it's a very stark contrast

-loves conflicting his speech with his actions; he'll sweet talk and praise you while he's railing you into next week

-speaking of, he'll call you anything but your name. honeybee, honey, darlin', sweet girl/boy/baby, baby girl/boy/doll, any nickname that sounds hot in a southern accent he's callin you

-he absolutely has a daddy kink but won't tell you unless you have one too and approach him first, chances are you're younger than he is and he doesn't wanna make you think he's a weirdo

-all in all, the dirty talk is INSANEEEEEEEE

-absolutely into dumbification, he knows he's smart and he gets off on the power imbalance when you're babbling about nothing and he's still perfectly present

-also slightly into dacryphilia? it's not attractive when you're crying from pain, sadness, frustration, etc but he likes making you feel so good you're overwhelmed and all you can do is cry for him

-might forget to take the helmet and goggles off, but if you want him to keep them on then by all means he will

-would absolutely abide by the cowboy hat rule (if you don't know what that is, basically if a cowboy puts his hat on your head y'all are fuckin' later on)

-very much into bigger people, the extra chub around the thighs, chest, cheek, and stomach areas are a weakness of his

MEDIC!

-the moment we've all been waiting for

-kinda like soldier in the fact that he's mean in a hot way, but it's less bully-mean and more absolutely deranged mean

-of course he's into degradation and medical play, definitely dacryphilia and dumbification (for similar reasons engineer is), another merc with a slight size kink cause medic is big as hell

-likes to get you on the operation table and trace a syringe or scalpel (or both if he's feeling patient [haha get it]) along your body purely for the fear it evokes from you

-wants to get you scared/vulnerable and that's how he starts his foreplay; totally into the whole predator/prey thing but not in the same way sniper is, medic is more into metaphorical or psychological hunting rather than the actual thing

-FAKE SYMPATHY!!!!!! FAKE SYMPATHY!!!!! FAKE SYMPATHY!!!

-teases, edges, and overstimulates you to the point of tears and gets this stupid smug look on his face while cooing at you

-calls you demeaning names, like pet, but he's got some cute ones he uses too; täubchen, maus, schatz, and liebling (dove, mouse, sweetheart, and darling) are very prevalent in and outside of the bedroom

-if you're okay with it, medic does like to use you as a bit of stress relief when everybody else is getting on his nerves

-is 100% down for a doctor/nurse or doctor/patient roleplay let's get real here

-also into semi-public sex, sometimes he'll leave the medbay door unlocked and slightly ajar purpose just to mess with you

-though he is very rough with you most of the time, he likes to save his more tender moments for when the two of you are in an actual bedroom and not his workspace

Sniper:

-wild. like genuinely doesn't know what to do with himself when he's horny he just goes fucking crazy.

-even though he gets crazy insane, he doesn’t really know what all to do and it frustrates him; he doesn't have much experience when it comes to sexual acts with another person involved so please give him some pointers

-absolutely into knife play come on

-if you have a period, he'd also be down for period sex he does not care about blood in the slightest

-isn't all that nickname-heavy like some of the other mercs here, but he does sprinkle them into his dirty talk. it's usually the same things he calls you outside of the bedroom, like 'roo, darl', and love

-into body worship, giving or receiving. he likes making you feel beautiful and he likes feeling good about himself too

-would definitely want you to suck him off while he does target practice and i know this is such a popular headcanon but come on guys

-another popular headcanon is sniper being into predator/prey dynamics which like,,,come on. it's literally perfect. you're telling me this nutcase dude wouldn't be into scaring the shit out of you by physically hunting you down. it's basically canon idc

-likes biting and leaving marks on your neck/shoulders in very visible areas because he's kind of a possessive guy ngl

-as much as he likes people seeing the aftermath of what he does to you, sniper is a very private person so he really wouldn't be all that into sneaky sex. the closest you'll get is his sniper nest while he does target practice on cease-fire days

Spy:

-despite being an asshole on the regular, he's a very attentive lover

-into body worship but only giving, he already knows he's fine and he wants to make sure you're never insecure about yourself

-bilingual babe 😍 speaks in french so much you can't really understand what he's talking about but he's more than happy to give you a translation

-also has a daddy kink let's get real here

-KNIFE PLAY!!!!!!!!!!

-heavily into power play as well, similar to pyro because he'll keep his clothes (including the mask and gloves) on while you're completely bare to him

-likes buying you lingerie

-likes getting and giving head the same amount, he has no real preference cause it's gonna end in sex every time anyway 🤷‍♀️

-french nicknames ONLY!!!! mon cher (my dear), ma chérie/mon chéri (my darling), amour/mon amour (love/my love), gentille fille/garçon/bébé (sweet girl/boy/baby), mon ange (my angel) [currently using my basic understanding of the french language for evil]

-semi-public and public sex spy does not give a fuck he has a cloaking device for a reason 🙄🙄

-if you don't already have one he will give you an accent kink

[thepartyishere]

My thoughts on different ways to engage in a fandom and the relationships between different sides of the spectrum (how did this turn into a whole essay?)

This is a spectrum and the thing is that both sides are valid and fun, it just gets irritating to see the other side sometimes.

I understand complaining about people who mischaracterize and play with fanon versions of characters but that's how they're having fun in their hobby, they're far on the "playing with dolls side." On the other hand, sometimes people dont want to get academic sounding deep analyses on their posts or even see them on their dash so they get annoyed bc that's not what they're in fandom to see and engage with.

To be clear, my opinion is that both sides are fine and valid ways to be in fandom.

Most people are close to the middle. They want to stay true to canon but apply their own headcanons and takes and interpretations, they want some wiggle room from what's canon.

There's also ideal vs true alignment.

Ideally I would be a lot closer to the left side than I am, 3/4 of the way over or more. Realistically though, I spend a lot more time mindlessly reblogging fan content than I would like, it's my hobby and a way to destress after all. In practice I'm closer to the middle than in an ideal world where I always have the brain power and time to interact with the content how I'd prefer to.

I'm just trying to put a name to this conflict (as in opposing interests, not necessarily fighting) I see all over. People are in fandom for different reasons, some people don't care about mischaracterization or the themes of the story and that annoys people who do care. They're having fun playing dolls with the characters. Some people are really into digging deep and understanding canon and related works and that can be recieved poorly, they're just trying to find a community of similarly aligned people on this spectrum.

This is all in reference to Bungou Stray Dogs in particular and I think it's so strong in this fandom because of the literary basis of the manga as well as the countless light novels. The spectrum is so much wider here.

It ranges from anime-onlies potentially completely unaware of the classical authors the show is based on (more likely that they are aware but haven't directly engaged with anything beyond the anime) to people deeply invested in reading and understanding the original author's works and Asagiri's choices and influences.

Because there's so much content and range there's a lot more room for error. Or at least different levels of understanding between different areas of the spectrum. I can't speak to how strong the conflict or dislike between sides of the spectrum are in other fandoms but bsd seems to attract, or at least spark, a desire to engage with the characters in depth. So when a person who has done the extra reading and extra work to understand better sees (mis)interpretations of characters it creates a feeling of being better-than or more intelligent and understanding than that person. This is where I always see demeaning posts toward people with bad takes.

My point isn't that posts like that are bad or need to stop, if anything they're good for sparking discussion and conversations about more accurate interpretations. My point is to share the perspective I see and the ideas I have about it.

Being more understanding or having a more academic approach and having that "better-than" feeling is not necessarily a bad thing. Some takes are atrociously incorrect but it all comes from different levels of understanding, and some people are just here to play with dolls.

There's no way to separate different parts of fandom for how you want to engage, that would be impossible and the different levels interacting are good for the ecosystem anyways. I wish there was a way though.

[rollercoasterwords]

i am sorry if this sounds like i'm sending this in bad faith i know it sounds a bit rude but i swear i'm not trying to be. i'm genuinely curious about your reasoning behind this. (im a dorlene fan myself and idc about rosekiller).

don't you think it's a bit hypocritical shipping dorlene but saying you hate rosekiller bc they're nobodies in canon? i mean, arguably we have more canon info on barty than any of the other three together. or is there more to it that i'm missing?

lol no worries i will do my best 2 answer <3

so, a hypocrite/hypocrisy is essentially telling people that u think they should behave in a certain way/conform to a certain moral standard when u urself do not. if i was telling people, "you shouldn't enjoy shipping characters when there's very little canon info about them," and then i shipped dorlene, that would be hypocritical. but i'm always very clear that i'm not trying to enforce any standards on what people should or shouldn't ship, and that when i'm ranting about ships i hate it is simply my own personal preference + me having fun being a hater on my silly little tumblr blog, y'know? like, i usually throw in a little disclaimer somewhere going "ship what u want, it doesn't matter, i just don't like this ship, etc etc," just bc i know people get weird about their ships in this fandom and it just. genuinely does not matter 2 me if there are people out there in the world shipping rosekiller. like u do ur thing! just....do it far away from me lol.

also, i mean. although all those characters don't have much canon information, there are pretty significant differences in the canon information we do have about them. i usually just don't really get into this as a reason bc i don't want it to sound like i'm moralizing, becase, again, i genuinely do not care and do not think it's like...morally bad if someone wants to ship rosekiller. but! for the sake of explaining why i, personally, love dorlene + hate rosekiller, here are some differences:

in canon, the only thing we know about evan is that he's a death eater who blew off part of moody's nose (? i think. or was it his eye?) before moody killed him. that backstory holds....zero interest to me. i don't find it compelling. and if ur just plucking the name out of that and erasing all canon backstory...well. i also do not find that compelling.

similarly, while barty crouch jr. has more canon info than any of these other three characters, everything we know about him is that he is a very avid death eater and clear villain. personally, i'm not that interested in exploring his character! i think there's certainly potential for a story about how he got to that point, sure, but....idk. i'm not really interested in it. and i'm even less interested if, again, we're just erasing all that canon info and making him an oc....like, sure, go ahead and do that if u want. i just don't want to!

marlene's canon backstory is that she was a member of the order whose entire family was murdered. dorcas's backstory is that she was a member of the order who voldemort killed himself. what got me interested in them as characters was the headcanon that tied those backstories together, that dorcas went hunting for revenge after marlene's death and ultimately voldemort had to take her out because she did so much damage. i thought that was interesting! i found it compelling! it planted a seed in my brain that grew an entire massive story, and now i will love those characters forever simply because i spent so much time playing paper dolls with them in my head.

also, if ur handing me two blank-slate pairs of characters to ship, and one says GAY and one says LESBIAN and the rest is all fill in the blanks....well call me crazy boys but i'm gonna pick lesbian every time i think. that's just the way we roll over here at rollercoasterwords.tumblr.com <3

[kradogsrats]

hi it’s the dolls house anon, my theatre major swag means i spend a lot of time thinking about ibsen and connecting it to my hyperfixations. Anyways i think about Lissa a lot bc i’m a feminist, do you have any headcanons about her and Viren’a earlier relationship/marriage?

oh geez you sure know how to butter me up in a way you will probably regret as I unfurl my extremely long list of Viren/Lissa Things I Have Thought About

They get together fast, though it's initially in a casual way. There's a crazy level of physical and personality chemistry between them immediately, and they're in bed together within like... two weeks, tops. Viren is Lissa's sexy year-abroad fling, basically.

Del Bar is probably the kingdom least favorable to magic, but Lissa has always had a bit of a fascination for the old cautionary tales about wicked mages from the era of the Mage Wars... and the even older, less cautionary ones. She was raised in a fairly cosmopolitan area, but she still has never met a mage before. Yes, she finds it more than a little bit sexy, and yes, Viren absolutely milks that for all it's worth.

They're in their mid-twenties and have both been with people before. Viren's an equal-opportunity bisexual, Lissa has a general (but not exclusive) preference for men. She knows he was with Harrow, specifically, for a long time before they met, but she never questions his faithfulness to her in that regard--by the time they get married, she's familiar enough with Harrow to know he, at least, would be completely unable to hide it.

Marriage comes up in a very "what if you... stayed in Katolis... and we got married... aha, ha just kidding... unless?" kind of way. It's kind of a crisis point for Lissa, because she had kind of taken for granted that her life would play out in a way very centered on her homeland, but she's fallen surprisingly hard for Viren and knows there's not even a shadow of a chance he'll leave Katolis.

She initially really hates living in the castle, though, and probably never fully gets used to it. Del Barian culture places a lot of emphasis on independence, so even though her family was fairly wealthy, she's fully capable of hunting, cleaning, and cooking her own dinner, among other tasks. Having servants for everything is kind of uncomfortable to her and takes a lot of adjustment. She does eventually reach a kind of truce/balance with the various branches of castle staff where they respect her eccentricities when it wouldn't make their jobs harder, and she lets them get on with their work when it would. (Viren, meanwhile, grew up poor and absolutely knows how to cook and clean for himself, but reasons that he also spent ten years doing it for a grown-ass man who simply couldn't be bothered, so taking on extra work purely on principle is not something he's going to be involved in.)

They don't immediately focus on having children, but they do both know for sure they want them, and Lissa happens to get pregnant with Soren fairly quickly. Partway through her pregnancy, Viren has a total breakdown related to his childhood, the way he left home, his mother's death, and other stuff that he'd resolutely shoved down and never spoken to anyone about, all of which has been stirred up by facing having a child of his own. It's a rough time for their relationship, but they get through it.

(Incidentally, Soren then almost dies from whooping cough within his first six months, which is what does the lasting damage to his health... but it doesn't have the same effect on their marriage as his later illness because it's a brief, intense crisis rather than a slow endurance trial of grief.)

Lissa's pregnancy with Claudia is really difficult, and they're told afterwards that she's unlikely to be able to have another child. They both act as if they'd always planned to stop at two, but they probably would have gone for a third, otherwise.

[tokuteasings]

Headcanon: if Seven Dark Spears were humans, they would have animals they're based on as pets (like, peacock with Satarakura, bees with Furabiijo ect.).

Gosh I love this headcanon so much~!!! Anytime I get to talk about Hurricanger in any capacity is a win in my book

Furabijo would indeed keep bees around and she's just fucking out there living her best god damn cottage core life and probably has attack bees and attack wasps on standby. Decorate her entire home with flowers and all kinds of stuff! Eats honey every day and honestly it's how she stays so young.

Chuuzubo would keep frogs and toads. The bigger they are the better. He just likes their lil hopping selves and how they go about their day without a care in the world. He's very careful not to introduce any of his pets into the wild - lest they become invasive species.

Manmaruba would keep scorpions that somehow never fucking sting him and he has never been stung by literally anything in his life. The others have no idea how this happened but those damn things love him so much that they would never hurt him. He also deals with other stinging insects and sometimes his scorpions and Furabijo's bees have like a fucking play date.

Wendinu has snakes! They're lovely like her and tend to listen to her gossip most of the time and they also have hot takes. They tend to scare off any suitors she brings home because she has so much but she looooves them. They're her babies~! Dolls them up and they don't give a single flying fuck.

Sargain is based off of an ant so he has a lil ant farm! Those things love him especially when he gives them lil pieces of his own lunch. He talks to them and sometimes they make like fucking messages out of themselves bc they love him. Honestly it's rather cute to see because he has pictures of his ant babies and knows everyone of their names by heart.

Satakura keeps the most obnoxious peacocks ever known to man. If you think geese are fucking terrifying, this man has trained his peacock to attack people on sight. Especially if they annoy him. Most of the time the peacocks will just go along with his pranks but they can and will wreck havoc when they want to. One time they fucked up Sargain's car and the two are still very much not on speaking terms.

Sandaaru would keep sharks and eels! Though since you really can't...keep them per say he watches them as the marine biologist that he is. Those creatures know him by shadow alone and will swim up to his boat to say hi and some allowed him to pet them. Sometimes he sees dolphins and whales during his trips too.

[caelcstis]

A, C, J, P, T & U (from the nsfw alphabet meme for Jupiter)

nsfw alphabet. // @r3dblccd

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

towards his partners, jupiter is actually very caring and gentle with them. he isn't the type to go entirely insane with sex, but he has his kinks, has his enjoyments that may dabble towards light bdsm - so he does make sure his partner is taken care of and spoiled afterwards if he's the one giving rather than receiving. he makes sure they have plenty of water, will draw a warm bath if they'd like with salts and aromas for them to relax in. if they're hungry afterwards he's got no problem making a quick snack or grabbing something from the convenience store down the street while they're resting up. if he's ever a little too rough, maybe some bruises in unsightly places, he'll kiss them, apologize and try to be gentler next time. rug burn because you couldn't make it to the bed? he's got creams and will help apply them. all in all, he will treat you like the royalty you are to him.

C = Cum (where does your muse prefer to cum/have someone cum)

ngl you make him cum from just fingering and he's entirely your little doll to fuck into absolute submission. there's just something about having an orgasm on someone's fingers, his partner licking up the aftermath of it, and he's dragging you with his legs to fuck him. in regards to his partners, he won't say no if you cum in his mouth from giving head, he'll suck you dry if he really gets into the play. he also just loves to tease with his tongue piercing. you can also cum on his stomach or chest, maybe his thighs. he doesn't mind if it gets messy because sex is messy.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

jupiter uses a lot of lube to masturbate due to the fact he uses more than just his fingers, and he also of course dabbles with anal play. he has a lot of toys of different shapes and sizes, always curious to just see what he can take or what he likes the most - hence why he uses so much. so afterwards there's probably some towels being thrown into the wash and he is taking a long shower - probably playing with himself again too bc it's hard for him to get down from that high sometimes.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

jupiter isn't so rough where it needs to be written out that this is how he plays and you all need a safe word - but he does tend to prefer it to be deep, rough - but still so passionate that just losing him or his partner has them both begging to return inside, to not want to leave. he doesn't mind if his partner prefers it another way, he's more than willing to play along and spoil - and he loves making sure his partner is satisfied because sex just isn't fun if they aren't enjoying themselves.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

yeah like i said above, he does own toys. vibrators from bullets to wands and even some digital ones where he or his partner can control the pattern and speed to their desires. dildos from small to large, sometimes the occasional out of the ordinary one that looks more creature-like than human. he has grinders for himself typically if he needs a quick off and doesn't want to get messy. he's got straps too due to not having his bottom surgery just yet so if his partner wants him to be giving, he'll definitely oblige. jupiter is very open towards these sort of plays and toys, he loves trying and testing new things.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

jupiter is definitely one of my brattier muses if it wasn't obvious. he loves to tease loves to pinch and bite but never give exactly what his partner wants unless they're whining and begging for him- demanding to be fucked stupid or for him to get in their lap and ride them dry. he also adores sending little photos or videos to his partner when they're in public - be it work or something as simple as going to get groceries. he wants to hear you beg, wants to hear you say please so breathlessly - wants to see just how wet or hard you are to the point you're going to break, but will still step on you just to hear a small cry.

[juvederm]

josh headcanons cuz yeah (these are gonna be all of them actually so anyone who cares abt my posts have prob seen these before)

multimedia artist; i think he mainly likes to use paints and charcoal, and if he's sketching he uses smudges and sharp fancy artist pencils

loves drones and cyborg related anything, especially if it's horror related, so like sci-fi horror (also is a sucker for slasher horror, i fink saw is his favorite probably)

he's got an engineer kinda streak to him. he loves making things and tampering with machinery (contrast to chris who loves tampering with electronics instead)

loves to write stories, but he keeps it hidden bc he thinks it's embarrassing

he doesn't game often, when he does though he enjoys castlevania and resident evil, and has played majority of the story games out there on playstation

he also likes survival horror in general when it comes to games. prob liked haunting ground

video essay enthusiast, josh is like that meme that's like "what happened to him" "he ate without youtube" like that's his vibe

can info dump about anything aquatic, loves the aquarium and his favorite sea creature is an isopod bc it looks so extraterrestrial

although he's afraid of spiders, he enjoys the creepy crawly if they're slimy and cool looking

has about 20 sketchbooks

breaks every pair of headphones he's ever owned and the only ones he hasn't broken are sony headphones his dad got in like 2001

made a shit ton of mix tapes in high school, it's literally all poorly exported mp3s of unheard of artists that he still indulged in till college

i don't think josh is that frequent of a drug user so from time to time he smokes weed

on that ^ topic tho he has messed with a variety of drugs

horrible decision maker: in 7th grade he chugged robitussin and had a full body rash

trans, was stealth till he came out in like college, and he doesn't gaf abt what pronouns ppl use

likes the uncanny, creepy dolls and masks and mannequins are like one of his favorite things in horror (kinda true bc of all the mannequins we see in the therapy sessions + the dolls he used to represent his friends)

his bday is january 30th (mainly bc his bday just has to be in january for his age to make sense + he's the most aquarius man i've ever seen)

used to be into sports bc his dad would play baseball with him but i think that ended up dwindling over the years and josh lost all interest in sports by high school and thought it was lame

also in high school he was in the yearbook club

he was verryyyy dorky in high school which he tried keeping to himself but it didn't mesh well with others so josh opted to be like. the guy who everyone went to for parties and booze when he got to college

while he did study psychology i also think he was interested in other science or stem courses in general while there, but he didn't pursue it

in public he dresses in a way he hopes nobody even thinks about (just super casual and normal he's like a sim) but splurges on weird clothes he finds on cheap sites

both his parents worked and were hardly home, so josh had to learn to cook if him and his sisters ever wanted to have dinner

he had a lot of jobs while in college and high school; longest place he worked at was a cafe. he also took up working at the college library but hated it and quit

he steals a lot of hannah's accessories

is mildly interested in botany

knows ASL, has EDS, and used to do ballet with his sisters at a young age. they try to get him back into it but he firmly declines.

very autistic, specifically about horror movies and filmmaking in general. he always looks for the behind the scenes footage of all his favorite horror films, and particularly enjoys the FX process

okay this is all i got i might add more to it if i remember my other headcanons (which honestly is just endless atp)

also while i do hc all of this for him, josh is still the same douche bag we see in game. i just wanted him to have more interests besides just being the horror and films guy (which i do keep in his character while headcanoning all of this)

[summercreolefanfictioner]

how the Sakamaki triplets bond in the fake human world AU

Remember my fic and headcanon where the Sakamaki brothers sealed their own memories and turned human? A friend of mine asked me to do headcanons of how the triplets spend most of their days with each other.

Important things to keep in mind:

Ayato is a nightclub owner. Kanato is an online indie singer. Laito is a restaurant owner (discussed in this post)

These three are perverts lol but they have varying levels

They have money, but they ain't like those super millionaires (they're freaking rich)

They live in one giant-ass luxury condo unit

Teddy is not in Kanato's possession. But he later on has him back tho he leaves him to the vampire doll (my OC) bc he has a reputation to keep

Now, on to the headcanons:

Since Ayato is the chaperone, he emphasizes the 'my car, my rules'

Doesn't care if they complain abt the colors or his music taste

Kanato is mostly the one to complain esp when Ayato repeats a song he's been hooked on lately

Like this one time he kept on playing Birthday Sex by Jeremih this dirty fvckboy

"Ayato, stop playing that dirty song on repeat."

Ayato would, but he would change it into another dirty song

Kanato is always the last person Ayato picks up cause his studio is 10 mins away from the condo

Most of the time, Laito sits in the front seat bc Kanato sleeps in the back

Kanato covers himself with his large dark blanket in case they open the windows to flirt w/ hookers and get their phone numbers

Ayato is keen on not having car sex

But Laito and Kanato believe he has done it already with Yui but disinfected the whole area to avoid suspicion

Kanato and Laito always reprimand Ayato to drive safely because they always have the police tailing them

They always get off the hook bc they see Kanato and get his autograph

Even asked him to sing

No selfies tho

Almost got into an accident once bc Ayato and Laito were both drunk

Kanato had to drive them back home using Ayato's car much to his dismay (I swear he's gonna be Reiji no 2 😭 in the making)

They sometimes go grocery shopping together (P.S. no one can cook so they buy ready-made foods)

Ayato and Laito would mess up all the products in this one aisle (the shop owner looks at them murderously)

Laito is the one pushing the cart while Ayato sits in it

Kanato would be in his usual disguise but strangers will take a double look and ask if he was the singer

He flat out denies ofc but his brothers betray him

"Oi Kanato have you picked out a snack yet? We're going."

Kanato has to hide somewhere to avoid public attention

Would try to murder Ayato and Laito at home later

They have wild night rides every week. No particular destination, but it would always be outside the city.

Laito sometimes books a luxury beach house for 2 nights so they could unwind

He just wants to get some this perv

And if he and Ayato did pick up girls and have sex with them at the beach house, Kanato would put on his headphones or go out and have fun on his own

But most of the time they would party at the nearby night club

Ayato and Laito are jealous that Kanato can pick up girls way easier than them

It only takes Kanato a look and the girl sashays her way towards him

But no, Kanato will not kiss them or have sex with them or even hold their hands

Just plain smooth talk only

The girls will give him their numbers, but Kanato won't text them. Should the situation be the other way around, he gives them either Ayato or Laito's number.

Would dress up as ghosts in the streets just for the sake of it

Ayato and Laito had been caught by the officers once for scaring passers by while wearing dinosaur costumes

Kanato hides under the backseat and pretends not to know them

Laito would sometimes sneak into one of his girlfriends' place to have sex and Ayato would help him climb up the window. Kanato will be on the lookout.

Sometimes they're just chilling at home and they mostly hang out in Ayato's bedroom

Cause this Oresama wants the master bedroom for himself

Ayato and Laito would play Just Dance with Kanato trying hard not to laugh as he films them

Laito danced to songs with twerking and splitting

Ayato swore Laito can be a stripper in his night club

Kanato has actually gone to both Ayato and Laito's workplace but it was kind of like him silently moving around and making sure no one knows him

But he would always refuse to perform there

Ayato always tries to disturb Kanato during his live stream with fans (his life span decreases by 10 yrs)

The only time they used Laito's car is when Ayato's car suddenly broke down and he had to take it to the mechanic

It was a mess. Lipstick tubes everywhere, condom wrappers, dirty lingerie, and a pungent smell that makes Ayato puke

"Wow. This is garbage of a car."

Kanato had to use his own car for a while because of it

And no, he didn't take Ayato with him

Imma write more but there's a limit (as per Tumblr). Stay tuned for Part 2, I guess. Here are the memes for now:

[lewis-winters]

(gif by @lyselkatzfandomluvs)

oh? me? writing about single dad!lewis who is a disaster human being but a good dad to a precocious little girl named Bea who adores him but at the same time thinks her daddy is the silliest person to ever exist?

you bet your ASS i am.

anyway, here have this headcanon list:

Bea is Lew's little girl from a one night stand. her mom didn't want to abort, but she didn't want to keep her, either. Lew considered putting her up for adoption, but the second the doctors let him hold her he knew that that just wasn't an option.

at that point, Lew never really knew what love was. not really. but looking down at that lil bundle in his arms that resembled more a bean than human, he decided then and there that that is exactly what true love feels like.

Bea is AMAB and has always known she was a girl. Lew always indulged her, especially when she finally learned how to talk and walk and have opinions. if Bea said she wanted to wear a dress or play with dolls or grow out her hair, he'd let her and he'd sass down anybody that let her feel like she couldn't. bc of that, Bea never thought that she was anything but a girl for ages.

i mean, the only thing she truly hated was her name. bc it was a boy's name and was therefore very ugly.

when she was four, she told Lew and everybody that would listen that she wanted to be called Beatrix-with-an-X instead of the name they gave her. she heard it on tv one day and loved it so much, she just decided to use it and that was that.

I wouldn't say Lew didn't have his moments of crisis over it-- he had a whole paradigm shift, and he definitely had to read up some stuff and talk to people, but he never let Bea know it. that's his baby girl. and he loves her. he'd never forgive himself if he'd ever let her feel otherwise.

he calls her BumbleBea on a regular basis, but in his head and when referring to her to anybody else, he calls her Little Miss Nixon

occassionally Little Miss Hypochondriac if she's being particularly fussy that day

bc Bea is VERY fussy

she's under the belief that her daddy doesn't take care of himself very much. she is right. Lew does not like to admit it.

she prepares his vitamins and reminds him to drink water and eat his veggies

they take care of each other a lot

Lew makes sure Bea does her homework and is polite and gets dressed real nice and is making the right friends

Bea makes sure Lew remembers to brush his teeth or eat breakfast or drink water or dress up warm during the winter

their little mantra in the morning is--

Lew: Be good, but if you need to be bad--

Bea: Don't get caught!

Bea also understands sarcasm a bit too well for a baby child

Lew says it's the natural Nixon gene. Blanche says it's bc Bea spends way too much time with Lew.

Bea calls Lew two things: Daddy, on the regular, and Dada when she wants to be cuddled or carried or held or comforted

Lew has NO idea why she does, but every time he hears her call him Dada while holding out her arms in a silent request to be picked up, he melts into a puddle

George, Lew's old college buddy and Bea's godfather, and Blanche are her regular babysitters. she loves them both so much but she definitely loves Blanche more because when she's with Aunt Blanche she gets presents

George treats her like a mini adult, which just kinda reinforces why she's so fluent in sarcasm to begin with or why she's half as mischievous as she is.

Bea is a morning person. Lew is a night owl. when Bea was a baby, this was definitely a problem, bc she'd have Lew running to her side at 3 am, so much so that he just moved her bassinet to his room and then just little by little let her migrate to his bed and let her serve as his alarm clock.

but when she started to walk and talk and become big enough to do things on her own, they've come up with a system where she'd get up, try her best to make Lew coffee, then wake him up with kisses

the coffee is never good but Lew swallows it down anyway

Lew is very good at braiding hair for some reason

Bea always did say that her Daddy is fit to be a stay at home husband bc he keeps track of their household stuff better than his at work stuff

Lew doesnt work at the plant-- Stanhope didn't like the name Beatrix, let's just say. Lewis told him to go fuck himself. thankfully before doing that, he saved enough money to sustain him and Bea until he could find a job. also, he has a group of very good friends and an amazing sister who stuck by him and Bea, so really, leaving Nixon behind to get a fresh new start in New York with his baby girl was the best decision he has ever made

(Lew always says Bea saved him somehow-- taking care of another human being helped him learn, little by little, how to take care of himself. how to function. he wants to be a better man for Bea, wants to be able to be somebody she's proud of. and by wanting that and doing everything to be that, he's managed to heal himself. day by day. it hasn't been easy. but it has been worth it.)

(he still drinks, though. but never in front of Bea. and never more than a glass. he can't afford to go down that road right now. not with Bea.)

Bea meets Dick first. she's seven years old in a brand new school being run by her dad's college friend and her godmother, Kitty and Dick, fresh from his last tour in Iraq, is there to visit Kitty's boyfriend and fellow teacher, Harry, who is his old college buddy.

Bea likes Mr Winters very much and talks about him to Lew when she gets home

Dick, of course, is easily charmed by this precocious lil girl with an inquisitive nature and an oddly dry sense of humor. He's planning on getting a job in the school's administrative branch so he's there quite a lot. Bea always stops to talk to him, and he never fails to humor her. He rather enjoys her company.

Lew, otoh, is getting very jealous

all Bea can talk about is Mr Winters said this and Mr Winter said that and ooohhh did you know Mr Winters was a soldier? that's pretty cool

Lew has a 9-5 desk job. Bea doesn't think that's very cool.

bc of this, Lew does not like this Mr Winters on principle

All of Bea's godparents (George, Kitty, Lip, and Ron) and her Aunt Blanche think this is hilarious

Everytime Lew sees them, he grumbles about Mr Winters. This, of course, drives Kitty to find a way to introduce them.

so, during during the Parent Teacher Conference, Lew meets Dick. and he finds he does like Mr Winters after all. he likes Mr Winters a lot.

Dick, otoh, sees Bea light up and run into Lew's open arms, giggling when Lew peppers her face with kisses and raspberries, and immediately knows he is very much In Trouble.

Bea, being perceptive as she is, picks up on their mutual crushes on each other and thinks they're meant to be (she's right, of course) and immediately starts trying to push them together.

Bea: Mr Winters, do you like bad boys?

Dick, who most definitely has always had a thing for dark haired, rakish characters with hearts of gold and is also blushing very hard: Uh... sure I do

Bea: Great. Because my daddy is bad at everything.

it becomes Bea's mission to get her daddy and Mr Winters together

she doesn't have a plan for it. she just waits to throw them at each other at every opportunity until something happens.

she's very determined. Lew would stop and admire her ambition if only he wasn't busy fumbling into this new relationship with Dick while also doing his best to be a good dad.

and it's all very cute and fluffy and nothing bad ever happens ever bc this is my au, gdi, and i'm allowed to be as indulgent as i want, thank you.