#i have a new respect for the 'thorgil in vinland' theory because if he found out thorfinn took TWO wars from him he would be there
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Thorfinn on the big stage while everyone is yelling at him to kill a kid: Listen. I’m gonna tell you what I told a man named King Canute, at this really big farm where I used to be a slave. I told him, war bad. And he decided I was right. And the name of that farm... was Albert Einstein. Anyway war is canceled forever
Jomsviking Thorgil in the audience:
#i have a new respect for the 'thorgil in vinland' theory because if he found out thorfinn took TWO wars from him he would be there#he would swim#i don't wanna see him again he did his job by looking like a big dumb idiot#olmar is the cool one now
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