#i had to leave and mac said 'may the shadows be in ur favor'

[ritz-writes]

gnefwjgknrewjn i was playing a minecraft minigame and joined a lobby with two people that had wukong and macaque skins. and they were talking to each other like they were wukong and macaque. the three of us were talking during the game. macaque died first, wukong said get rekt, and mac said "fuck it we're getting a divorce. [my user] we r eloping, come on." dsgnjerwnhjewrht?? AM I MARRIED TO MACAQUE NOW???

what r the fucking odds of my monkey brain ass finding them in minecraft r u kidding me

EDIT: I FORGOT THE BEST FUCKING PART. we played another round and i laughing so i couldnt see what i was doing thru the tears. i typed as much and wukong said "look, u made her cry." without missing a beat, mac goes "at least i didnt kill her" FNEFKJGNERJIHGE i fucking cant