#i guess?? since rogue would need stings support to do it tbh

[electronicclowncollector]

Chapter 13: STINGS PERSPECTIVE?!?! 2

(Authors note: Can't think of anything to say tbh)

Sting felt like a model walking through the school corridors, even more so than usual. With his girlfriend by his side, he felt like a whole new man, he HAD to let all his friends know. The problem was that Rogue was nowhere to be seen, neither was yukino. He peeked inside Minervas class and saw she was sleeping so he decided not to disturb her. All the while, Sorano was being dragged along on this escapade trying not to get her dress dirty. Eventually, Sting found someone to show his girlfriend off to, Bickslow! Bickslow would surely be proud of him, he was a good friend, even if a bit clingy.

“Hey, if it isn’t Bicks himself, great to see you. Guess what…” Sting said, practically giddy. Sorano rolled her eyes, choosing not to give much dialogue.

“What is it?” Bickslow asked, looking at sting in awe, blushing intensely. But bickslow knew exactly what he was going to say next and it excited him so much, he was going to be confessed to! He hadn’t even seen Sorano, who’s arm was linked to sting’s. Sting had been waiting for this moment ever since he was a kid, back when he lived in his parents mansion and kept trying to invite Sting over to play with him, those days last year, Bickslow was a lesser man, he merely wanted to play with Sting and cuddle and kiss him and lock him up and love him, but since then, Bickslow had matured, now he knew such a relationship with the legendary Sting was completely impossible, the dynamics wouldn’t be maintainable because of the sheer disparity between the two, Sting, a God among us, and Bickslow, his humble servant.

“I got a girlfriend! Me and the big S herself got together!” Sting exclaimed, “Isn’t that amazing?”

“O- o- o- o- oh… right… c- c- congratulations Sting…” he said with a weak enthusiasm, that seemed to convince Sting, “I- I- I knew you could do it… I- I gotta go to class now… b- bye Stingy… senpai…” he said, before turning on his heel and running off into the girls bathrooms and crying in one of the stalls.

It should have been him! Bickslow did everything he could to earn Sting’s love! He showed up every day to be by his side, he supported him in all his endeavours, but all Bickslow wanted in return was some love… was that too much to ask for? Had he licked too many of other peoples belongings? Did he need to be more like a cat? Bickslow knew that the disparity was too much, but he would have gladly settled for a master and pet relationship, in fact, that’s exactly why he licked things so much, to practise for the day when sting would inevitably say he wanted to adopt him… Bickslow began to meow quietly to himself to reassure himself that it wasn’t over.

Meanwhile Sting headed out of the school, he had earned some time to himself with his girlfriend, though it seemed she was getting a bit annoyed at him, “Can you stop dragging me around everywhere? It’s getting on my nerves…” but sting had no time for that, he was gonna have fun instead of going to class.

That wasn’t very eventful though, so we shall skip past that part. Eventually, he returned to the school, it was the end of the school day so most of the students were leaving. Then he saw rogue with Yukino, who seemed to have a stuffed bear for some reason. Anyway, sting wanted to tell Rogue about what was going on, but decided to show it instead, and turned to Sorano, pressing his lips to hers and kissing her in the hallway. Though it lasted surprisingly long as Sting didn’t really know how long people were meant to kiss for, so about a minute later he looked back to see that Rogue and Yukino were gone. He shrugged, “I guess they had places to be. Wanna kiss again?”

“Ugh!” Sorano exclaimed, “I gotta go home now, can’t believe I was dragged on the most boring date ever…” she said, storming off. Sting shrugged and headed home for the day.

The next day, Sting woke up to his Ifiorne 16xs vibrating (because APPARENTLY phones exist in fairy tail now). He sat up and looked to see he had a text message from yukino.

“Hay Sting. Rogue iz sick so he totes won’t be in schööl today.”

“Why are you texting like that?”

“Idk. Gtg to class, cya.”

He also had about 30 messages from Sorano but he didn’t bother with them. Then he realised that Rogue was probably alone and in desperate need of his help! So he quickly got his gear on, looked around for Doug and got him onto his shoulder, before heading out to Rogue’s house. Eventually he got there and tried to open the door. It was locked. Of course it was. Then doug spoke up

“Kid, kid, don’t embarrass yourself. I got this” He said, before sliding down Sting’s arm and landing on the door handle, suddenly pulling out some keys?! He slid the key into the door and what do you know, it was unlocked. “The rest is up to you now, I’m off to visit Minerva for a couple pints.” He gave a little salute and strutted off.

Sting shrugged, full of questions, like how did Doug have the keys to Rogue’s house? Why did he seem so casual with Minerva? Since when did he drink? Those may be answered another day. Rogue needed saving for now. He headed into his house and up the stairs, eventually finding himself in Rogue’s room, where he lay asleep and evidently ill. It was strange, Rogue was normally a healthy guy, why was he so ill so suddenly? Whatever, SuperSting was here to save the day. He crouched down on the bed and spoke to him,

“Hey Rogue… I’m here to help out. Do you need anything?”

He slowly opened his eyes and looked over at sting, “Soooupp…”

Sting nodded and stood up, “Soup, soup, I can make soup.” He says, giving rogue a little finger gun and heading out of the bedroom, sliding down the bannister and making his way to the kitchen. One problem, Sting couldn’t cook for the life of him… so he decided to improvise. He got out a bowl and filled it with water. Next, he added 2 carrots, a banana and an apple. Then he put it in the microwave and left it cooking for about 10 minutes. Afterwards he took it out. It looked… very black. And the water was all gone, so he filled it up with water again and headed up to Rogue’s bedroom.

“Hey buddy, I got your soup… All your favourite ingredients…” Sting says, kneeling down and getting a spoonful of the disgusting liquid.

“S- sting, I, I know you have a girlfriend and I’m sure your really happy about it but-“ the spoon was pushed into his mouth and his eyes widened, his cheeks went red. Sting raised the bowl for Rogue to begin lapping from it. “Sting, what did you put in this?”

“A- ah, that’s a family secret… keep eating, you’ll be better in no time.”

Rogue devoured the soup in 30 seconds flat. He began to feel better pretty quickly and after 3 more bowls he was back to good health. He sat up in his bed, “Wait… I- I never got Fresh back from Milady…”

Meanwhile in a local pub

Fresh lay across the bar, unconscious but with a smile on their face, with a half drank glass of beer behind him. Next to him was Doug, who had 3 empty glasses around him and began drinking Fresh’s glass. Meanwhile Minerva was laughing heartily, “You guys are a great time! Didn’t think a cat could handle any alcohol, nevermind 3 glasses!” She said, with 8 empty glasses piled up next to her. She let out a loud burp, waking fresh. He sat up, “That was so fun! I love it! I should probably go back to Cheney though. Bye, guys!” Fresh said, hopping off the bar and heading out of the pub.

[dreamingoffairys]

smoking hot take: rogue being the one to defeat future rogue instead of natsu, because if future rogue killed rogue he would die too so basically rogue would win any way, but still has to confront those inner demons