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the-private-local-enemy · 2 years ago

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i call my dog a wild mangy mutt because he's actin like one (barking at a dog that barks at him when its outside... when it isn't outside or even able to hear him, like a fuckin old man yelling at a cloud 🤪) and this old biddy ahead stops and turns several times to stare

like biiiitch you got something to say say it, i'll use my unfiltered vocabulary on you too 💖 i've got words that'll make you clutch your pearls so hard they shatter 😃

#not art #bet she's married to that dumbfuck that tried to ride my dick when i pulled my dog back from the road to shorten his leash #hOw WoUlD yOu LiKe It If I cHoKeD yOu #he's wearing a FUCKIN HARNESS #and your BIG ASS VAN IS DRIVING BY #and WE ARE APPROACHING THE FUCKING ROAD??#i guess i should just let the fucker run forth before your du #mbfuck compensatory tank of a vehicle??#ooohhh and don't get me started on the idiots who stop when their dog starts up barking when we pass by #trying to calm them down to no avail #just KEEP WALKING until we are BOTH OUT OF LINE OF SIGHT FIRST. they WILL NOT STOP until THEY CANNOT SEE EACH OTHER.#😃😃😃😃😃#people in this town are ASS about leash laws too #shoutout to the chucklefuck who was ''doing off leash stuff uwu'' in a field in the middle of town #whose dog started going wild shortly after i picked mine up to keep him out of possible biting distance #ah yes he's totally friendly!!! such a friendly dog!!!#never mind the fact that you don't know if MY DOG is friendly!#my dog likes picking fights with bigger dogs! he is not friendly!!!!

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