#i got to know she's pregnant minutes ago 😭😍

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Xiao Wen Ju by Liu Song for Hapers Bazaar China Magazine September 2023

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FTCU

First Lady of Private Garden Instagram AU 

Liked by jackharlow, urbanwyatt, softtcurse, danivaletine, mortirolo, saweetie, glorillapimp, and 3,459,182 others

y/ninsta: fucking the club up with none other than glorillapimp 💕😘

saweetie: my girls killing it 😍😍

glorillapimp: they weren't ready mamas! thank you for having me 🥺

y/ninsta: saweetie love you 😘

y/ninsta: glorillapimp any time boo!

jackharlow: you fucking the club up, but I wanna fuck you 🙈

y/ninsta: jackharlow JACKMAN THOMAS! 😭😭😭😭

urbanwyatt: here we go ���

jackharlow: y/ninsta what I do, baby? 😟

neelamthadhani: jackharlow not you trying to act all innocent 🙄

jackharlow: I did absolutely nothing wrong

2forwoyne: it never ends

jackharlowsource: how is y/ninsta not pregnant yet? Lol

urbanwyattsource: jackharlowsource "nasty little bitch and I swallow" that tells us all we need to know

jackharlow: 2forwoyne not my fault she look good all the damn time 🤷‍♂��

dualipa: jackharlow I second that

jackharlow: dualipa no.

dualipa: jackharlow one of these days she's gonna fold

jackharlow: dualipa when she ends up pregnant, I don't want to hear a WORD outta you. fold my ass.

dualipa: jackharlow you act like me being a step mother is off the table 🤔

jackharlow: dualipa forget a blow torch, I gotta upgrade to a grenade

y/ninsta: jackharlow smush

jackharlow: y/ninsta you called my love? 😍

y/ninsta: jackharlow I miss you 😔

jackharlow: y/ninsta tell brandisimmons you need to hop on a plane to L.A. to get this dick

y/ninsta: jackharlow lmaooooo

brandisimmons: jackharlow no. your wife is working

jackharlow: y/ninsta what you laughing for? I'm serious and brandisimmons you act like that is supposed to stop me

saweetie: jackharlow you don't give my girl any type of breaks lmao

lilnasx: at all lol

sza: not gonna lie though, group chat was LIT two weeks ago

druski2funny: sza oh? share with the class

sza: druski2funny no.

druski2funny: sza just a tiny hint!?!

normani: druski2funny I repeat. bad bitches only.

mortirolo: this is off topic but 2forwoyne COUNT YOUR DAYS

jackharlow: uh oh here she go

mortirolo: jackharlow don't start because you can get this smoke too

urbanwyatt: 😟😟😟

jackharlow: I told yall Nicole doesn't like me

y/ninsta: jackharlow yes she does! mortirolo be nice to hubby please

mortirolo: y/ninsta maybe next week

2forwoyne: mortirolo I didn't do it

mortirolo: 2forwoyne oh? So my iced pound cake just got up and walked away?

2forwoyne: aight imma head out

claybornharlow: talk to me, talk to me, talk to me BABY 😍😍

jackharlow: claybornharlow NO.NO.NO. GO AWAY 😡

allthingsy/n: little brother choosing violence once again lmaoooo

claybornharlow: y/ninsta let me know when you drop him

danivalentine: CLAY!

claybornharlow: 👨‍🦯👨‍🦯👨‍🦯

y/ninsta: claybornharlow MY BABY!

jackharlow: y/ninsta you don't get that excited for me 🙄

y/ninsta: jackharlow yes I do so stop lying

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta please come see your husband. he is complaining every five minutes about missing you

quiiso: please because I'm getting flashbacks to when she went on that girls trip and we all just about died 😭😭😭

shloob_: jackharlow is bad when he's away from her for a few hours but this was an entire WEEK

yungskylark: I could have smothered him with a pillow but I didn't want to have to explain that to y/ninsta

jackharlow: not yall throwing me under the bus 😟

y/ninsta: jackharlow smush, not a bus but an entire tractor trailer lmaoooo

jackharlow: I WAS NOT THAT BAD

nemoachida: jackharlow admit it. you were.

neelamthadhani: jackharlow you were terrible that week

jackandy/naremyparents: jackharlow would literally cease to exist without his baby y/ninsta

jackharlow: jackandy/naremyparents and I have no shame 😌

2forwoyne: I remember when jackharlow called her to figure out what temperature to put the oven on to warm up a meal she made for him

quiiso: and he called to see how much sugar to put in his tea

shloob_: and remember when he got that paper cut? I thought we were going to have to call 911

jackharlow: ANYWAY, y/ninsta soooo what you tryna do? 👀😏

y/ninsta: jackharlow give me 3 hours

brandisimmons: Y/N!!!!!

y/ninsta: brandisimmons my man is calling meeee byeeeeee

brandisimmons: GET BACK HERE!

saweetie: don't break any headboards this time lmao

jackharlow: y/ninsta YOU TOLD THEM THAT!?

y/ninsta: jackharlow one of your best performances and I couldn't walk for a week 🤷🏾‍♀️

jackharlow: y/ninsta hurry up so I can teach you a lesson

y/ninsta: jackharlow don't have to tell me twice 😏

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