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About Me Tag Pt. 2

I was tagged by @jincrocsmeup���, If there is a third part my dude...

The Last…

1. Drink: waterrrrr

2. Phone Call: The last phone call I answered was the phone at work.

3. Text message: was to my boss about a applicant for our store

4. Song you listened too: Landing in London – 3 Doors Down aka a fuckin jam

5. Time you cried: I cried last night because I was sad. I cry a lot though.

6. Dated someone twice: Pfff, absolutely not thank you very much.

7. Been cheated on: Uh, my last ex was in love with some other girl when I broke up with him. He probably would have cheated if I had stayed with him tbh.

8. Kissed someone and regretted it: Literally every person I have ever kissed???

9. Lost someone special: Like it sounds pretentious, but Chester Bennington was like one of my childhood heros and I still cry when I think about him.

10. Been depressed: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I want to fucking die.

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: The worst alchohol poisoning I ever got resulted in me throwing up for thirteen straight hours, like I actually couldn’t even keep water in my stomache and I thought I was actually going to die. It was horrific honestly, but like I still drink soooooooooooooo

List 3 Favorite colors: Like pastel pink and mint green are so pretty, but also I love black.

In the last year have you…

15. Made new friends: In the last year? Like not really, I mean there are new coworkers that are cool but I don’t hang out with them outside of work…

16. Fallen out of love: I honestly don’t think I’m fully capable of love like not even in a depressing woe is me kind of way, but a for real I don’t really feel very deeply about anything because of being majorly depressed for literally my whole life and growing up in a very isolated environment where I wasn’t really shown affection until later in life??

17. Laughed until you cried: Last time I laughed that hard was new year’s so I don’t know if that counts tbh.

18: Found out someone was talking about you: not really

19. Met someone who changed you: nope

20. Found out who your true friends are: Already knew who they were.

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: They aren’t on my list anymore so, no.

General:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: Every single one of them.

23. Do you have any pets: My sister who I live with has a cat, does that count?

24. Do you want to change your name: Yes, but I haven’t come out to everybody so only like two people know.

25: What did you do for your last birthday: I can’t remember even though it was only a few months ago tbh.

26: What time did you wake up: I’m off today so I woke up at like 9am.

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Passed tf out.

28: Name something you cannot wait for: Atomic Blonde HOLY HELL I WANNA SEE THAT MOVIE

29: When was the last time you saw your mother: June for her house warming party.

30: What is the one thing you wish you could change about your life: I want to live with Dylyn. L

31. What are you listening to right now: Hanging by a Moment – Lifehouse I’ve been on an early 2000’s alt rock kick recently.

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I don’t know the names of all the customers I talk to on a daily bases so who tf knows dude.

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: Nothing at the moment.

34: Most visited website: Tumblr or youtube

35: Elementary: wtf that was sooooooooooo long ago dude.

36: Highschool: Also more years ago then I usually remember it as…

37: College/University: Honestly biggest mistake of my life, thank God I graduated.

38: Hair color: Naturally I’m a red head but right now I’m growing out the gold blonde I bleached it and I want to dye it black.

39: Long or short hair: My hair is way too thick and curly to grow out long, like It’s so heavy and hot, fuck that noise.

40: Do you have a crush on someone: nope, unless you want to count celebrity crushes, because then I love Kim Seokjin and fucking Keanu Reeves man.

41: What do you like about yourself: I got some nice hips, and I’m super low maintenance.

42: Piercings: My ears are closed up, but I’m going to get them re pierced soon.

43: Blood type: I have no idea and no plans to ever find out, keep your needles away from me thank you very much.

44. Nickname: No one has done the honor of denoting me an actual nick name. C’mon guys get it together!

45. Relationship status: Single for life thank you very much.

46: Zodiac sign: Cancer

47: Pronouns: Pretty much anything I really don’t have a concept of personal gender so I don’t give a fuck dude.

48: Favorite TV show: Bob’s Burgers or Steven Universe

49: Tattoos: None yet, but I want some.

50. Right or Left: For what??

First…

51: Surgery: Does getting my wisdom teeth removed count?

52: Piercing: I got my ears pierced when I was like … 7?

53: Sport: Like does learning about a sport in gym class count, because I have never done a sport in my free time.

54: Vacation: My grandma took me and my sisters to Disney land when I was like… 5?

55. Eating: Nothing atm.

56: Drink: I left my glass of water in my bedroom and don’t feel like getting up to get it.

57: I’m about to: Write some???

58: Listening to: Wherever You Will Go – The Calling

59: Waiting for: My hair to dry??

60: Want: A hamburger.

61: Career: I don’t really care as long as it isn’t at a call center again.

Which is better…

62: Hugs or kisses: Hugs

63: Lips or eyes: Eyes

64: Shorter or Taller: Their both fucking great tbh.

65: Older or Younger: same age or a little older like 3 or 4 years max.

66: Nice arms or nice stomach: I don’t really care, but if they can carry me I will swoon.

67: Sensitive or loud: sensitive, I get overwhelmed if there is no break from loudness.

68: Hook up or relationship: Neither tbh.

69: Troublemaker or Hesitant: I’m hesitant around trouble makers, but them being hesitant makes me want to be a trouble maker.

Have you ever…

70: Kissed a stranger? Nope

71: Drank hard liquor? LOL Whiskey is my favvvvvvvvv

72: Lost glasses contact/lenses? Never had either

73: Turned someone down? Guys hit n me every day at work and it’s so annoying tbh.

74. Sex on first date? Brah, I’m asexual so no fucking way.

75: Broken someone’s heart? Yup

76: Had your heart broken? Unfortunately more than once

77: Been arrested?  Not yet tbh

78: Cried when someone died? I am still crying over Chester Bennington.

79: Fallen for a friend? Nope?? Not yet??

Do you believe in…

80: Yourself? Like how????

81: Miracles? No

82: Love at first sight? I believe in a spark at first sight, but love takes work.

83: Santa Claus? Pfffffffff, for real?

84: Kiss on the first date? Maybe, depends on how it goes.

85: Angels? Nope

Other…

86: Current best friends name: DYLYN!!

87: Eye color: Green

88: Favorite movie: August Rush is fucking amazing and I also love Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close and Whale Rider and the entire Lord of the Rings/Hobbit series. I watch a lot of movies dude.

Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhh @jin-kook @aestaetically @prongsjames @t-adash-iand @littlexpunk

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Hiveswap Episode 1 Reaction Part 8: Descending the stairs in Joey’s house!

Whoops, yesterday and the day before we returned home pretty late, so we didn't get to continue playing Hiveswap. Let's make up for that today! We were just going to enter the second part of the hallway, to finish up the remaining item combinations, and then we'll be continuing downstairs probably, exciting! Starting at 6:10 PM now.

Pet treats && Lamp/Cabinet ==> Pffff, I actually hadn't realized yet how there are so many things with mouths around here: dolls, paintings, stickers, pictures... even the Lord English castle has a mouth! xD Pogs && Box ==> That would indeed be pretty silly. On the other hand, I'm surprised Joey doesn't think of it as a serious idea considering how much she hates those pogs. :mspa: Oh man, haha, plainWonder's right, sneaky "tombs" and "crypts" reference right there. I would have totally missed that, haha. Ballet slippers && Box ==> Huh, "extra pair"? Where's her main pair then? Is it at the ballet school itself, perhaps? That would make sense. Also, I always love it when Homestuck/Hiveswap decides to go down the route of discussing metaphors literally. :P Pogs && Lite Brite ==> Ahahaha, yes that does sound really similar to each other. Thank goodness Lord English doesn't have a pog leg. :mspa: Pogs && Jude's door ==> Pffff, it would be amazing if that's the ending to Hiveswap: Joey gets a heartful reunion and then Jude is suddenly like: "What did you do to my pogs?!" xD Pet treats && Jude's door ==> Well, at least that confirms Jude's pet would EAT those things. That means it's at least a SOMEWHAT normal pet. :P Oh boy, now it's time to move on! Now we should be right at the top of the stairs. I wonder if the stairs themselves will also be part of what's loading now or it if it will load separately? Also, I'm really curious to see all those pictures above the stairs!!! We've seen plenty of them in concept art before, but it'll be really cool to see them up close in the game now, and see what Joey has to say about them! Plus, I also just realized we haven't seen any pictures of Grandpa so far, only Joey's drawing of him and the paper figure. Meanwhile, we HAVE seen pictures of Joey herself, Jude, Tesseract, Ms. Claire, and the babysitter already. I wonder if Jude's got some pictures of Grandpa in his own room? That's probably something we'll only discover in Hauntswitch. .... Oooooooooooooh! :O Gosh just look at all those things. Let's start on the right: looks like a picture frame was broken there! Probably by the monster when it was chasing Joey to her room. I wonder if we can pick it up and look at it and/or put it in our inventory? I wonder what's on the picture... Or maybe it was just a little mirror? We can't immediately see any picture lying there and just some glass shards. What are all those small colourful things on that desk? They kinda look like mini-Scalemates to me and/or like those Pokémon substitute dolls. xD There's also a paper with some colours on it on the desk... I was wondering what that is, but plainWonder's probably right that it's one of those games (I have no idea what it's actually called) where you can like put your hand in and show little pieces of the paper one at the time (okay I'm explaining this terribly you probably all know what it is anyway xD). And then... THE PICTURES!!!! First of all, the Ms. Claire picture! Looks like it was a gift to Grandpa (who has now officially been confirmed as being named Jake in B1, not that there should have been any doubt about it)!! "To my biggest fan" or something? To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if he never actually came for the dancing (I mean, we haven't really seen any hints yet that Grandpa/Jake likes dancing/dancers), but just because he thought Ms. Claire was beautiful. And plainWonder made a very good remark, we can see the initial of Ms. Claire's first name, It's A!!!! He does have a good point that it sounds familiar and that we've probably seen it in concept art before. And I believe he's right that when we first learned that I theorized her first name would be Anna! To fit in with people's theories that Nanna's real name would be Anna (before we met Jane) and the meta poke at it in Pony Pals! Anna Claire does sound really nice, and it would fit nicely with the 4-6 letter patterns in the first names and last names of all members of the human Prospit Dreamer family, and even Joey and Jude follow that pattern (yeah, I think it makes a lot of sense that they would be Prospit Dreamers :) ). After that, there's some really adorable pictures of Joey, Jude and Tesseract, n'awwww. Including some pictures of Joey and Jude as babies right near the picture of Ms. Claire at the top! And then, the pictures to the left are the ones I'm REALLY excited about, and which we've sadly also already seen in concept art before. First of all, the picture of Nanna, Grandpa and Halley! I'm just really glad that Grandpa didn't entirely forget about Nanna and carried her around with him, in a certain way. Also, looks like there's also a picture there of just Grandpa and Halley, possibly taken after they'd ventured off alone. Then, the wedding picture of Grandpa and Ms. Claire!!! We've also seen that before, but something that just occurred to me is that Grandpa appears with EYES there! That's a first. Which is also making me realize... Ms. Claire is always depicted with eyes as well! So in that regard it seems like adults are being drawn differently in Hiveswap than they were drawn during Homestuck, that's pretty interesting to see! Heh, I also just realized that if you think away Ms. Claire's eyes she'd kind of look like Mom! And her eyes do look somewhat similar to Rose and Roxy's. Next up is the picture of the babysitter with Joey and Jude! I don't really have anything new to say about that, other than I just noticed she's also wearing her cat symbol on there! Nice. :D And finally... the picture of Grandpa and the deer. Oh deer god (sorry), Dammek's probably going to get pretty angry about that when he sees it, considering his relationship to deers. Actually, I imagine there'll be plenty of Grandpa's exploits that he wouldn't approve of. Alright, that's all I've got to say for now. Let's see what we can examine closer here! ...Welp, okay, we can't examine anything at the top of the stairs. Let's just assume that frame was attached to a little mirror or something and didn't have a picture. Pffff, Joey's "mostly-great" family. Yeah, I wonder what she'll have to say about Grandpa when we examine his pictures. :/ Ooooh, so now we can see them from a bit closer and examine each of them individually! Hell yes. Uh... that picture of Baby Joey up there. Is that... her on top of a cat? That reminds me of the picture of Tesseract with a cat on Joey's door. I wonder if one of them (or both) are cats of Mom and possibly related to Jaspers/Mutie? I wonder if Joey will mention something about it when we examine the picture! plainWonder has a good point that perhaps Ms. Claire had cats herself too? Also, d'awww, in that one picture of Joey and Tesseract she's actually being licked by her dog, n'aww. And look at all those toys in the picture of Joey and Jude with their babysitter. I imagine they'll have had a lot of fun times together! Is... is that a Loch Ness-like monster toy in the foregound? xD I really like how you can tell the difference between the older and the new pictures, by the way. Not just by the picture itself which of course doesn't have as much colour gradations, but also the frames! Those frames of the older pictures look much more decorated and gold than the new ones, which seem like more modern and normal picture frames. That's a nice detail. Alright, let's start examining the pictures closer, I'm really curious what Joey's going to say about them! Pfffffffff, "GLAMNIFIQUE" :D That entire little piece of narration as she examines Ms. Claire's picture is brilliant. Sadly, no comment about the message/name on it though. Good dog, best friend! D'aww. Also, I just realized that Tessseract's tongue looks a bit greenish in that picture, hehe. I also think it's pretty funny how Tesseract's eyes are not on the picture, making it almost seem like he doesn't have any, just like Bec. :P D'aww, so Joey wanted to make a picture of Ms. Claire, Jude and herself together. Yeah, it doesn't look like there's any pictures featuring Jude and Ms. Claire together. I still wonder what the deal with that is, but I really wouldn't be surprised if he was only born after her death, considering Ms. Claire died when Joey was still a baby. I mean, I find it highly unlikely that Jude's actually a meteor baby and crushed Ms. Claire upon landing, but I guess we just don't know! Oooooh, so those pictures of Joey and Jude are school portraits! Makes sense, especially considering how Jude seems to be having a hard time putting up a proper smile. :P And actually, I like how Joey's smile also looks faked, when you compare it to the more natural picture of her together with her babysitter and Jude, where she's with a more natural smile! I wish they did backgrounds for school portraits at our school too. :mspa: And yeah, I also didn't have a clue what diptych meant until we just looked it up, haha. So apparently that's literally just the name for a combination of two pictures like this. Welp, Grandpa never told Joey anything about Nanna. Looks like he kept that to himself. :( I wonder if he ever told about Nanna to Ms. Claire? Also, hehe, yes Nanna was sort of Grandpa's "sister" and at the same time she wasn't. Joey, be glad you don't know how the actual story is behind that. :P Pffff, Joey thinks Nanna might have died young. I love how it's basically the opposite of that, with Nanna having lived a long life until John landed, and even then after 13 years she came back to life (sort of) and after the end of Homestuck she's still alive and kicking (x2 combo!). Oh Joey, if you only knew. Also, plainWonder has a good point about how Joey doesn't have a second cousin YET, considering how John has yet to land on Earth, haha. It's pretty sad that Grandpa and Nanna didn't stay in touch. Otherwise after Ms. Claire's death perhaps Grandpa would have left them with Nanna and they could have grown up together with Dad! That would have been an interesting alternate timeline to see, one where John grows up with not just a dad but also an aunt and an uncle! Well, it's good that Joey realizes the bad sides about Mom, that while she's trying very hard she's definitely not flawless. Also GODDAMMIT, Joey's in the dark about how Mom grew up just like us. xD I mean... I guess we do know a little bit more than she does, what with the room inside the Skaianet lab and all, but there's still quite some unanswered questions about all that. Guess that's something we either won't ever know, or will only find out some other day. :P ...Eesh. plainWonder just came up with the theory that perhaps Grandpa found her after her meteor landed and observed her in the Skaianet lab, as she grew up there. That's... kind of a bit dark to think about. Let's move on! ....OH MY GOD. THE REACTION TO OBSERVING THE WEDDING PICTURE IS SIMPLY THE BEST. Sadly, he was indeed born with those spectacles on, ahahahahaha! xD That's an amazing meta joke. (Also, let's all be glad he wasn't born with the moustache instead) I also just realized how you can see the bridge between Jude's glasses, while there's no such thing for Grandpa! Another indication how it's glasses that cannot be removed? :mspa: Huh... that reaction to examining the Grandpa/Halley picture is quite fascinating! I actually hadn't realized yet how Grandpa made such an immense 180°-turnaround on animals. He seemed to care a lot about Halley, but then he became a hunter! Did something indeed happen that made him change his mind, like Joey seems to be suggesting here? That's something I've never thought about before, but I have no freaking clue what could have possibly caused it. Especially not something Halley could have done...? ...Eesh. That reaction to the Grandpa/deer picture is pretty cold. Yeah, it looks like Joey and Grandpa were very different from each other. I like how there's a sneaky stab at how Grandpa is normally never depicted with eyes and thus didn't [i]look[/i] at her, but still. That's pretty sad to hear. I would love to hear Grandpa's side of the story sometime. We know what Nanna thought of him, we know what Jade thinks of him, and we know what Joey thinks of him, but how does he look at all those things? I'd love to hear his own thoughts about why he left Nanna, why he left Joey and Jude, why he is the way that he is... I guess... maybe the answer actually lies with Jake? We know that Jake learned that he prefers being alone, so maybe Grandpa also never saw himself as being really capable of raising Joey and Jude and that's why he simply avoids everyone? Pfff, so if we try using any of our items on these portraits we simply get the same prompt and examine the pictures anyway, haha. Alright, looks like we're done here! Let's see if there's anything more in this room before a new one gets loaded. Kind of weird those purple smears on the right side... GAMZEEEEEEEEEEEE *shakes fist* :mspa: Alright, at the bottom of the stairs a new room gets loaded! Looks like there's a window here, and to the right downstairs there seems to be a picture! So there's probably more stairs here to go further down, I imagine there won't be anything else here other than the window? ... A STATUE!!!!! :O Oh god that looks A LOT like a Denizen statue! And plainWonder's right, it's probably meant to look like Abraxas! Seeing as it appears to have feathers AND of course that is supposed to be Jake's Denizen, so it makes sense that there'd be a reference to that Denizen (I mean, I guess Typheus would also have been possible, seeing as Grandpa DOES have a Typheus Minion :P). Haha, that's a really cool way to get Denizens into this, I wonder if we can examine the statue and see Joey's reaction to it. Also, I wonder if we can look outside the window? Pfff, "what is this guy so happy about anyway?" That reminds me of John's reactions to some of the pictures in his house. But uh, Joey does raise a pretty good point. Grandpa must have gotten it from SOMEWHERE, so where did he get it from? Did he already visit the B1 session at this point and was that statue somewhere over there? Was it somewhere in the Frog Temple? As a matter of fact, does this mean Grandpa had already visited the Frog Temple prior to moving there together with Jade? Looks like we can't look out the windows here! Pogs && Abraxas statue ==> Ahahaha, I like how it's like Joey's making a sacrifice to please the gods or something. Also, there she goes again with using the word "serpents". :P Pfff, I love how for a second it's like there's something mysterious about the statue and that it actually swallowed the pog or something. But no, that would be quite silly. xD Pet treats && Abraxas statue ==> Joey really doesn't like snakes, does she? :P Cherub Key && Abraxas statue ==> It probably reminds you of snakes because there are Cherub snakes depicted on your key, Joey. :mspa: Also, I guess they are SORT OF related to each other, in the way that both of these things have a mysterious connection to Sburb, and we have no clue where either of these things come from and how they got here in the first place. Ballet slippers && Abraxas statue ==> Congratulations Joey, you just succesfully managed to dodge a snake statue. That's one step towards dodging real snakes, right? :mspa: Ooooh, I thought this would be all in this "room", but further up ahead there's a really cool coat of arms of Grandpa's, apparently! I love how there's blunderbusses on it on one hand (interestingly the first time actual firearms are shown in Hiveswap!), and on the other hand also a dog head which seems to be a reference to Bec! :D I mean, obviously it's supposed to reference Halley, but I like how the eyes are depicted so small that it almost looks like they aren't there, just like with Bec. Alright, we're calling it a day here, at 8 PM! Let's examine the coat of arms and move on next time. I'm pretty satisfied with where we got now.