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hikarinokusari · 2 years ago

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Strahd ' I'm going to punish bandits for slaughtering my people' von zarovich casts a fireball spell into a close cave full of bat guano thinking it's a good idea to do so, only to realize that fire burns him as well and he's not doing ok in the flames. But he's still doing better than the bandit so whatev.

'i might have killed myself with this prank'. Yes you aloof stupid little man. You might had. You dumb careless idiotic dreadlord.

#he's stupid how come he lived so long #hnk ramblings #i forgot the part where he admits he's dumb as fuck and still tries to fake it as I knew what I was doing lol uwu #i got a ring of fire protection anyway WELL imagine if you didn't crétin #i remembered the content of this novel but i forgot the part where lord vampy was stupid and admitting he was stupid without telling he was #also calling children little rats and then just putting them to sleep and says ugh my patience i can't stand children is marvelous #his LE side is so marvelous in this novel like go you creepy dreadlord wreak havoc they touched your things

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