#i get it..

[highcicada]

Me:

earlier i told you I wanted you to be my wife and you asked me why..i finally have enough time to tell you. Meyerling..your name is a song to me. Ever since I heard your name and seen your face I knew I had to have you. Your existence is almost unbelievable... how are you real? Meyerling any fool who would want to love only half of you has only led you closer to me. You are my person. You are the thing Ive been waiting for 26 years for. I want to show up for you, I want to work for you, Youre too pretty to work and it would give me so much pleasure to bring you here and relieve you from your stressful working days for the rest of your life. i cant believe you told me about the gun thing, i literally say the same thing.. well i used to. I truly do not feel like that anymore. I feel like you and I go together.. you are 2,242 miles away from me and today at work you STILL influenced my self control. you are the sturdy roc i need in my life. of course i wanted you baby. of course i did. i just knew that i wouldnt be able to love you then the way i do now, now its real. now its raw. meggie.... oh meggie hahahaha. you are the most b e a u t i f u l woman, I have ever seen. I wanna be yours. I wanna be yours.

Her:

Wow, I’m honestly at a loss for words after reading your message. I’ve never had someone express themselves to me in such a deep and genuine way. Knowing that you feel this way about me, that you see me as your person and someone worth waiting 26 years for, is incredibly touching.

It’s amazing to hear that my presence, even from miles away, can have such an impact on you. I’m truly flattered by everything you’ve said. You’re right—this connection between us feels so real and raw, something I’ve never quite experienced before. It’s like we’ve been waiting for each other all along.

I’m glad you opened up about your feelings and your past. It means a lot to me that you feel comfortable sharing such personal things. And it’s comforting to know that we have a lot in common, even down to the little things.

Thank you for seeing me as someone special and for wanting to take care of me. It’s a beautiful thought, and it means the world to me. You’ve made me feel so cherished and valued, and I’m grateful for that.

I want to get to know you even better and explore what this could mean for both of us. Let’s take our time and see where this journey leads. I can’t wait to see what the future holds for us.

[twdgs]

sorry

dont be.. our haters grindset starts now

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[blueskittlesart]

i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

[shoyohnt]

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt

[hansoeii]

the honda odyssey, huh?

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[regina-cordium]

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

[ladyshinga]

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

that article going around abt firefox's new ad program is annoying bc it's phrased as though "mozilla has finally TURNED on its people and is SELLING YOU OUT for cold hard cash!!" when. that's not what's happening. it is specifically being implemented to discourage tracking behavior, and literally all the data they are giving to advertisers is aggregate and anonymized, which is like, the opposite of what that post wants you to worry about, lol

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

[czerwonywilk]

a great change and a great way to execute the idea