#i forgot kick's name and im too tired to search it up dont hunt me down for sport

[smowyashe]

Kit: Y'know a lot of us were pretty happy when the Federation first attacked.

Hesh: W- I'm sorry, what?!

Kit: Well, America's a pretty shit country, the government was like, reeeeally fucked up and you used to have a pretty high average weight.

Kick: Ahh, yes, the glory days.

Hesh: I still can't get past the fact you were HAPPY about acts of terrorism?

Kit: Well we didn't know that, you do know the Federation spread propaganda and convinced a lot of people that America struck first? That's why we didn't send troops for ages. Well that, and the fact that our government was infiltrated by the little shits and my military base went against orders to get soldiers out here.

Keegan: I could see them doing that.

Kit: Holy shit!

Kick: Damn dude don't scare us like that.

Hesh: I- you know what? I'm gonna leave it. You're here now, helping us, defying orders to leave us for dead. It's fine.

Kit: To be honest though, now yall aren't arguing about who's national parks are better or dealing with fucked up politics, it's kinda nice to visit.

Hesh: I fucking wish I was in Australia right now.