#i felt like I'd completed a quest and collected all the magical objects

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My life is... a little difficult right now. I sometimes think I'm paying off enough karmic points that I must have been Ghengis Khan or Jack the Ripper in a previous life. But then maybe it's just that I'm saving them up for days like this...

I didn't think I'd ever top holding the gold attendance belt, or being serenaded by the Sweet Inspirations but when they tried to hand me the TCB ring I had to take a minute because I wasn't sure if I was going to cry, throw up or scream. Whatever noise I did make made the people around me laugh.

I am so lucky, so lucky. And all the suffering? Well, most of it, was totally worth it to earn this.