#i feel lonely as fuck. i’m trying to leave my job i transferred to bc management is TERRIBLE. and most of my checks go to uber
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i have Big Kid Adult Call about what to do with my (dead parents) house with one of my coworker’s son tomorrow and when i tell you i’m shitting fucking bricks
#from the soul#look sorry this move has been everything i have wanted and also the worst time of my life#i feel lonely as fuck. i’m trying to leave my job i transferred to bc management is TERRIBLE. and most of my checks go to uber#but if this call goes how i want it to… i get money meaning i can buy a car. not worry about money for a bit. its all just#it’s wild. sincerely#scrolling this little app has kept me sane tho so yall keep doing what ur doing it’s great!!#but the mental illness and ideations persist UNFORTUNATELY for the team here at rachael nation
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urban fantasy + jackparse
big thanks to @taggianto and @restfulinsomniac because they yelled at me when I asked them to I couldn’t have done it without you 💙 🌌brought to you by the parseposse 🌌
Bob was human before Alicia turned him
but she turned Bob only after Jack was conceived
so Jack is a halfie from the start
and in their real forms, vampires are unnerving. they have waxy, bloodless skin and sunken eyes but in artificial light they’re sparkling_heart
and Jack gets all his mom’s good looks and his dad’s love for hockey
but they know that putting him in hockey is unfair because humans just can’t compete
he never grows up with hockey as a burden on his shoulders. he’s allowed to be a geeky, chubby history nerd who loves taking photos of random stuff
Jack goes to samwell
the Samwell campus (since I can’t remember canon right now) is next to/in a lil town
right? and Kent is just this lonely sixteen y/o boy who has a little magic and he can talk to ghosts
and in Jack’s first year, this girl on campus and her boyfriend are found dead in the woods behind the Haus
and then weird shit starts going down near the Haus and their Captain, who is superstitious as fuck even by hockey player standards, is like. nope. we gotta do an exorcism
and he puts Shitty and Jack on the task because the frogs gotta be good for something, right? and so they ask around and someone gives them the game of someone who tells them about Kent
Kent lives alone. he got kicked out when he was 13 bc his dad was like, no fucking devils in my house. Kent finds this dilapidated cottage just a little bit into the woods on the other side and the ghosts there are friendly and kind and give him instructions on how to cook and which herbs to pick at what time for witchcraft and which herbs the florist will buy
and Kent survives and occasionally someone will ask him to do an exorcism and Kent will charge them to talk to some poor confused ghost who doesn’t know what’s going on
which is what Jack and shitty ask him to do, or so he thinks, so he shrugs and agrees. and I want it to keep in mind that this is Jack without hockey. he’s a slightly chubby, awkward history nerd who takes a camera everywhere and happens to be half-vampire by complete accident
he’s like, the last person you’d expect to have vampire parents
he’s adorable, okay? Kent can’t deal with this stupidly beautiful soft boy. he just can’t. he reacts in typical Kent fashion by being a jackass to Jack (ha!) who’s like ?? about it
(Kent is going to melt the first time Jack hugs him)
Kent is so going to melt, though. he’s been alone with nothing but ghosts for regular company since he was 13 and Jack is large and warm and he smells like maple syrup and almonds and he’s always wearing dorky sweaters and he’s got a slow, wonderfully calming heartbeat. Kent doesn’t stand a fucking chance
I think Jack doesn’t even need to be a vampire for this fic to work he just needs to not play hockey
anyway. Kent goes with Jack and Shitty to the woods behind the Haus and they a have a campout for 2 days where they toast marshmallows and wait for the ghosts to show up
Kent hears someone crying on the second night after Jack and shitty are asleep. he goes to investigate, like the entire dumbass that he is. who goes it turn out to be? the girl who was killed, ofc. and she’s all bloody and horrifying and shit and I won’t go into details bc I have to sleep in 15 minutes but she scary
but Kent is like, np. hey, can I help you out? what happened? starts talking to her in a normal person voice until she calms down somewhat. and she’s just getting somewhere when shitty pops up behind Kent with a really loud leaf cronch sound and the girl starts screaming again
Kent is like, good job, asshole. and they aren’t getting anywhere with the girl so they just go back to their tents, where Jack is taking photos of the fire and looking Hot As Fuck (ha!) and Kent is extremely flustered bc he is a smol teenagered boy. and they all go to bed.
Kent wakes up just before dawn, yelling. his nightmare is bad enough that he nearly strangles himself trying to get the fuck away from whatever it was and Jack and shitty don’t get what’s going on but Kent is terrified and won’t stop crying so they take him back to the Haus, where Drew, their manager, makes waffles for everyone but especially Kent
who is by this time wearing one of jack’s sweaters and also has their softest blanket draped over him like a cape
(interlude because I fell asleep)
so where I left off, Kent is sitting at the table, eating waffles courtesy of Drew, the SMH’s genderfluid manager and Lardo’s predecessor
Jack is hovering nervously bc Kent has been crying for half the night and vomiting for a quarter of it
but Kent insists he’s okay now, and Jack is hovering because he’s! worried! Kent is tiny and Jack doesn’t want anything to happen to him
Kent, between shoveling waffles into his mouth bc he’s only had them once before in his life, tells them briefly how the girl died
and the way she died is like, gruesome. it’s this horrible thing involving a high school cult and this girl was a witch with real power that got trapped in this thing and they tried to kill her but it didn’t work and it’s bad. let’s not go into too many details about it
and she told her boyfriend, who was a lax bro, and he was like, I’m gonna beat these people up, except there was a demon stuck somewhere that these stupid cultists set free and it killed her and her boyfriend
bad, long drawn out deaths
and once Kent is done eating waffles–which takes a while, because he eats a lot–he slams his fork down and says, grimly, “I’m going to kill them.” and Jack goes ummm? no? ur 16 u r a child?
they fight. loudly. there’s a lot of Jack yelling you are a child and Kent screaming, I’m the only one who can do this
Kent does not like Shouting he has a lot of bad memories of it.
shitty, walking in: we can,,,,,,all go,,,
Jack:
Kent:
and drew is like, the hell you guys are leaving me behind. I’m the only adult in this room and y'all all are kids
restful: (drew has adopted three children? somehow?? but they are all drew’s children and drew loves them)
restful: (one of them lives in the woods and needs more waffles in his life, another goes by the name ‘shitty’, and the third hangs around with the hockey team despite not playing hockey but they are all drew’s kids)
me: (the lax bro feud starts in jack’s sophomore year and it is 100% Drew’s fault. drew didn’t have to humiliate the entire team because zey were bored)
Drew uses zey/zer/zers
drew is a messy edgelord parent
so Kent and shitty and Jack and drew all go on an Investigation
(I feel like this fic should be written like an Enid Blyton novel)
so they around and ask people weird questions until Kent sees someone who has magic. people who have magic (and other supernaturals) show up in Kent’s vision with weird coloured auras.
and they go up to this dude, a Muslim guy in his third year who recognises drew, and this guy is like, yeah totally. I know about that cult of fucking weirdos that followed Allison around. I helped her get a restraining order on them
so they go track down the restraining order. the cop they meet first is this nasty cishet dude who refuses point blank to use Drew’s pronouns, casually calls Kent a slur, and won’t look at Ahmed and sideyes shitty suspiciously. this is where jack’s occasional vampire charm helps (or maybe it’s because Jack looks like a Fellow CisHet) and the cop agrees to dig up the file
Jack is not a Fellow CisHet and is very uncomfortable at being mistaken as such but he plays along because he Must
and everyone acknowledges the brave sacrifice that he’s making
restful: Jack, staring longingly at Kent’s every move. “Uh, yeah. Het. I can pretend to be that.”
me: [about Jack] me? heterosexual? yeah, uh, totally. I’m not. gay. or bisexual. *staring at Ahmed’s ass in those jeans * I’m Straight
Kent, also staring at Ahmed’s ass: I’m not
drew: you’re all dead to me except Ahmed, who can have my number whenever he wants
restful: Ahmed, wide-eyed and trying to decide which of them to stare at. “all of you can have my number, please use it.”
Ahmed: except you, Kenny. also, does anyone know to file for adoption?
the head of the (I had to google this) precinct is a butch Native American woman who shows up to ask them why they want records.
Captain: can someone explain?
Drew: please take me I’m gay
Kent explains the situation to her and she’s like, yeah totally. u can have the records. Allison’s restraining order was before i transferred here but totally
so they go thru the records and find the names of the people Allison restrained. and then they go track down those people
drew gets the captain’s number 'just in case we need some help’ but we all know zer True Motives
(Ahmed and Drew are gonna get together and work out a relationship where Drew gets to have as much sex as zey like and Ahmed gets to remain faithful to zer which is ideal for both of them, partly because Ahmed is just a lil grey ace? he’s uncomfortable calling himself that but he doesn’t like sex nearly as much as Drew does)
anyway, they have a showdown where Ahmed shows off his karate moves and Drew splits zer time between fighting (badly, needs to be rescued) and 😍@ahmed
drew is such a bad fighter because zer entire technique is to flail and screme
Ahmed loves his idiot person, okay? he’s made his peace with it
Kent meanwhile tries to exorcise a demon and he has no fucking clue what’s going on
or what he’s doing. but he cuts a deal with the demon that amounts to 'you can have the cultists but plz go from here, begone etc’. demon is okay with this, partly because Jack is being a threatening bloodsucker in the background and this demon isn’t that strong–demon boi might win. but he might not. boy ain’t chancing it
Jack and Kent become awkward friends who meet for dinner every week and they go trekking in the woods and pine horribly over each other. it’s gross. Kent is still living alone in a cottage in the woods and he still needs to be hugged about 6 times more than he is right now
but on the plus side, he has friends now! Jack and Drew and Ahmed (who’s teaching Kent magic !!) and *looks at smudged writing on hand * Skittles
and the entire hockey team.
and the Captain, who takes one look at this idiot boy and invites him home and feeds him and does it regularly enough that Kent is living there before he knows it
Kent goes back to school. he s t r u g g l e s to get grades good enough to get into samwell next year (he hasn’t been to school in 4 years ok) but he has Jack to help him study!
Jack kisses him at graduation
it’s just a quick little omg you made it kiss but Kent is! so happy! he feels like he’s bursting with it
he has everything he wants, he’s loved and hugged, he has a little kitten who’s his familiar, and even if he doesn’t get into Samwell he’ll still finds have magic and community college and he wants to become a teacher
the end
#pimms#jackparse#parseposse#parsepositive#omgcp#kent parson#jack zimmermann#carysfics#age gap /#there's a couple years between jack and kent but they don't do anything until kent is legal
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why i want to die
- my brain is broken - i don't love myself as much as i thought did/as much as i promised to - i actually hate myself - i hate my body and i constantly feel uncomfortable - i've hurt people who cared about me and pushed people away - there are people who saw all of me and decided it wasn't good for them - i was the toxic one - the one place i finally found that felt like a 2nd home, i can't even get near without almost having a panic attack - a lot of my coworkers know i was escorted to the hospital on a bad day by police - i keep going to the hospital - i'm making no money right now - the transfer i interviewed for hasn't been in touch with me and probably won't hire me - the new store i interviewed for hasn't called me either and probably won't - even if they do, i won't be stable enough to handle the job - that GM won't be as understanding as my current GM and would probably fire me - i won't ever be able to be financially secure - i'm lonely - i don't ever want to let myself trust people again bc i'll just end up hurting them, or being too much, or pushing them away, and they'll leave - i'm a bad friend - i'm a burden bc i'm depressed and suicidal and all i talk about is my sadness - i'm either too dependent or too distant - i think ppl are only reaching out to me bc they pity me - i miss you so much and i bet you don't even think about me anymore - you told me you wanted to marry me, that i was the one, and then you changed your mind - i can't trust that feelings won't always just be temporary - i'm not meant to have that kind of love - i can't even hide from you in my dreams: i see the mountains where you wanted to marry me, the tiny house we were going to build together, how our future kids were going to look, my stupid lace embroidered eyepatch, and the way you used to look at me like i was your whole world, and it hurts so fucking much - i hate that you hate me - like in florida, you're better off without me - how i was in florida - how i've been since florida - i can't find the energy to take care of myself properly: i'm not eating well, i don't sleep well, i don't shower often or do laundry, i haven't cleaned my room, i barely leave the house, and i don't even give a shit - even when i don't intentionally mean to hurt ppl, i hurt ppl - the chances of me actually being successful in writing are so so low - no matter what i write, it's never going to be good enough, like me - i don't want to be forced to do something i hate for the rest of my life bc i'm a failure - i try to be a good person but what if i'm meant to be a terrible person who deserves terrible things - i can't stand the idea of living a long life of loneliness and emptiness, just two months of this level of depression feels like too much - every reason to live for doesn't feel like it's enough - there's always someone more important than me - my mom and dad will always be disappointed in me and they'll never understand - i can't be who my siblings need - i'm constantly disappointing ppl bc i always give up - i'm afraid of everything - if sadness is temporary, happiness is too - almost nothing brings me joy - i'm always thinking about dying - i'm so sick - i'm so tired - i'm so lost - you gave up on me - everyone else gave up/will give up on me - i gave up on me too
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