#i feel like i'm doing an infomercial and i'm not. just wish we'd had this stuff when jack and i were younger lol

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hey y'all, i know some of you are in ldr and i was just poking around and noticed lovense's (normally v expensive) bluetooth sex toys are half off today (as of 1:11 am est on july 16 2023) x) fair warning, if you get one to use in public and you're not skinny and/or have a gut the bluetooth signal sucks and if it's a wearable one (attaches to your undies via magnets) it's a pain in the ass that said, i only have experience with the ferri and skinny folks seem to have only rave reviews for it, so i bring up long distance relationships bc they make vibes, plugs and dick massagers and all of them can be controlled from anywhere in the world by an (actually very good) mobile app, plus two toys can be synced to each other so you're experiencing the same thing