#i doubt they'd ship her with their precious white boy they prefer to put her with her abusive ex

[kinkymagnus]

a presentation, by me.

[image description below the cut esp since you can probably barely read that last slide lkjfgfghfgh oops i got carried away.]

SLIDE ONE: black and white title slide reading “VALID ALEC SHIPS” and then in smaller letters, “as according to me, kinkymagnus”

SLIDE TWO: mostly white slide reading:

RULES

I have to seen at least one serious fic or post about it (so no crack ships like Alec and the tap dancing spider from Star versus the Forces of Evil or something)

I’m not doing crossover ships anyway because every single one I’ve seen is very invalid (particularly Stiles, Lydia, and Allison from Teen Wolf and Lucifer. Why.)

All Book Alec ships are invalid, this applies to show Alec only.

I’m also not including ships with more than two people purely because the combinations will make the list unnecessarily long so sorry lkgjgfgh just know unless it includes Magnus and not anyone involved

SLIDE THREE: mostly black slide reading:

VERY VALID ALEC SHIPS!

Alec and Magnus Bane - Malec

[and an image of a crowd cheering]

SLIDE FOUR: similar slide to last, with an image taking up most of the right half (which is a little dude holding up a thumbs up with the word OK in big green letters next to him). it reads:

VALID ALEC SHIPS

Alec and Happiness

Alec and Getting Respect

Alec and Not Needing A Fucking Parabatai 

SLIDE FIVE: This time the image is taking up most of the left half of the slide. It’s the Drake doing the “no” gesture from that one meme. The slide reads:

NOT VALID ALEC SHIPS

Alec and Simon Lewis – Salec

Alec and Luke Garroway – Aluke?

Alec and Meliorn – Melalec?

Alec and original Sebastian Verlac – Sebalec?

Alec and Male OC/Reader

Alec and Underhill - this is the least valid one

SLIDE SIX: mostly black slide with an image of a man making a grossed out face taking up part of the right half of the slide. The slide reads:

LITERALLY DISGUSTING ALEC SHIPS

ALEC AND RANDOM ABUSIVE WHITE MEN

Alec and Jonathan Morgenstern – Jonlec, Starlight, Sebalec

Alec and Valentine Morgenstern – Valec?

Jalec applies but I’m putting it in the incest category

ALEC AND WOMEN (HE IS GAY!)

Alec and Clary Fairchild – Clalec

Alec and Lydia Branwell – Alydia?

Alec and Camille Banecourt

Alec and Female OC/Reader

Alec and Izzy also exists but it’s going in the incest category

INCEST. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.

Alec and Jace Whatever – Jalec

Alec and Isabelle Lightwood - ???

Surprised there isn’t one for his parents tbh. Or like, Max. Hell, there might be, but I’m not googling that shit.

FUCKED UP FOR OTHER REASONS

Alec and Asmodeous - ??? That’s his boyfriend’s evil father? Who is a monster?

Alec and Hodge – his uncle figure. who is way older than him, and evil. also again it’s very transparent you’d rather alec be with a random white guy with little to no personality than magnus we get it you’re racist

Alec and—Raphael? Seriously? A) Raphael deserves better, B) His boyfriend’s son?

I already said Camille but it’s not invalid just because she’s a woman it’s also invalid because she’s Camille

I’ve only seen him shipped with Jordan as a way to be like “uwu poor boy abused” but also points off for literally taking away Maia’s backstory to whump Alec. If you wanna whump him that bad make an OC.