#i dont actually ever remember a time when my skin wasn't MASSIVELY flaky and dry | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

allthetropes · 1 month ago

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this serum will reduce the size of your gross greasy pores, this primer will absorb your icky gooey sweaty greasy face, buy this foundation it's super mega omni gigantically superbly matte you will never ever have another oil again ever you will be more matte than vanta black, add this powder on top to get rid of the tiniest little droplet of shine so people won't know you're a gross disgusting oily mess-

bestie i have not produced a sebum since 1998 can you PLEASE relax

#personal #dear beauty industry #i literally have a 10 step skincare routine and it is only JUST enough to keep my face moisturized #i dont actually ever remember a time when my skin wasn't MASSIVELY flaky and dry #so maybe calm your tiddies okay #maybe not every product has to have niacinamide in it #maybe i dont want to look like an antique in an old ladies house that hasn't been moved in 70 years #maybe idk MAYBE we could have thin watery formulas #maybe you could devise a setting spray that sets as well as a powder does idk #like no no i get it you have to prey on womens insecurities and a significant portion of the population has acne #and you think if i dont have any acne to cover up then you cant sell me your shit #but please do consider that i dont have acne but i AM very ugly and maybe could use a lil makeup #i am not asking for the sun the moon and all the stars in the night sky here #i just cant afford to put on matte makeup #i literally have a bitchin skincare routine and a foundation so liquid and dewy it comes iwth a DROPPER and im matte within 3 hours #cause my skin sucks harder than an omega in heat #if you're still reading the tags; you didnt read that one

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